whats your sexual fantasy, byob?

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I've always imagined being in a magic tournament and seeing a drop dead gorgeous babe, only to find out that I'm playing her round one! I'll think quick and make up some Magic pick up lines, "Hey, did someone cast path to exile on your butt? Cause it's outta this world!" "Excuse me, do you have a blue mana? I need someone to twiddle my Bone Flute." She'll be enthused that she's finally found someone else, in a Magic tournament of all places, that shares an interest of hers. Then, she'll pat my cheek after I beat her on turn three with 20/20 Arcbound Ravager and I'll never see her again.

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