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here's mine:

i'm all alone on a desert island, wearing just my socks. Suddenly a water nymph arises from the foamy spray, and crawls up to me. shes got the upper body of zora, and the lower body of Ariel. my ideal woman. she begins peeling my socks off, and sucking my toes. Mostly the big one. Just sucking and sucking and its giving her so much pleasure that she orgasms, intensely. Im aroused, and ejaculate my seed onto her back and buttocks before she coos happily and flops back into the surf.

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bacalou posted:

I wanna go to a little place, you may have heard of it...


I call it fart gently caress hell :smuggo:

beneath the rolling hills and verdant pines, under the mountain lies an inferno of anal brutality

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I'm walking up the marble steps to the research branch of a special library. I gather my books from the librarian, each a rare and ancient text. I take them to my study bench, and take out my notepad. Water isn't even allowed in here. I open the first book of the day. Edison, New Jersey. 1960-1970. each and every virile man has a cum entry. I glance at the first page. Aaron Aanders. The sample is a bit musty but well preserved. I look forward to my work.

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u place in lore top 8 at nationals yet tonetta??

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you do you homie

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everyone on the internet is a loving huge nerd

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i wanna gently caress a hgue tiger

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lol does anyone have the lucario's huge rear end picture?

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