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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Kelfeftaf posted:

You should become the board therapist.

I only accept payment in Bitcoin.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Was actually pretty neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IDRIdE05ko

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Kelfeftaf posted:

You should become the board the rapist.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
The 44-page thread on The Power Rangers in the TV IV forum is more troubling than anything I've seen in GBS.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

glowing-fish posted:

I've written previously (in a thread that I can't quite remember), about the psychological roots of GBS' obsession with homosexuality. My best guess is that people who choose to communicate on the internet are often people, that, despite being intelligent and theoretically aware of social norms, do not feel an intrinsic sense of communion and fellowship with their fellow human beings. I think that the "joking" references to things such as homosexuality and cuckolding are a desperate cry for the immediate, intimate fellowship of other human beings, freed from the lenses of social posturing and multiple levels of irony.

Sounds like you just want to suck some of that good Don Tacorleones big dick

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



when i was a kid my dad chaperoned a trip to the state fair for my elementary school class trip, which meant escorting me and like five other kids around. he made us all watch a cow give birth and everyone was horrified but he wouldn't let us leave. that cow gif reminded me, thanks for ya'lls time.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Fandyien posted:

when i was a kid my dad chaperoned a trip to the state fair for my elementary school class trip, which meant escorting me and like five other kids around. he made us all watch a cow give birth and everyone was horrified but he wouldn't let us leave. that cow gif reminded me, thanks for ya'lls time.

Did it remind you of the fact you've never seen a human vagina? I can see how that would be triggering.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:






Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Hobohemian posted:

Not true. The British have perfected the ability to mock non British to their face while they do not notice. It's an art really, one they should be admired for.

Stop sucking Ricky Gervais dick, he's not been funny for the last ten years. And everyone notices, we just don't care because the British haven't mattered since 1964

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

which state are you

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

gently caress Your Website posted:

Stop sucking Ricky Gervais dick, he's not been funny for the last ten years. And everyone notices, we just don't care because the British haven't mattered since 1964

Lol, you think Ricky Gervais is subtle British humor. That is embarrassing and I'm not even from the UK.

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
Can it be ringworm if it's more of just a red circle rather than a ring

Also it doesn't itch any more


Asking for a friend obv

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
The truth, op...the truth is what you would find.

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Fandyien posted:

when i was a kid my dad chaperoned a trip to the state fair for my elementary school class trip, which meant escorting me and like five other kids around. he made us all watch a cow give birth and everyone was horrified but he wouldn't let us leave. that cow gif reminded me, thanks for ya'lls time.

Pft, go watch a stillborn calf with no skin being born (and by "born" I mean "the farmer ties a rope to the back legs that're sticking out and the other end of the rope to a motorbike then cranks the gas"), then get back to me. That was a great day for 8 year old me because I got to ride around a farm on a motorbike looking at baby cows.

Don't worry, the mommy cow was fine.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Are you Idaho?

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i am always deeply sincere when i tell a poster to kill himself

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Yes, sarcasm is definitely a clear and present danger to us all.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Yes, sarcasm is definitely a clear and present danger to us all.

Why thank you Captain Obvious.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

glowing-fish posted:

I've written previously (in a thread that I can't quite remember), about the psychological roots of GBS' obsession with homosexuality. My best guess is that people who choose to communicate on the internet are often people, that, despite being intelligent and theoretically aware of social norms, do not feel an intrinsic sense of communion and fellowship with their fellow human beings. I think that the "joking" references to things such as homosexuality and cuckolding are a desperate cry for the immediate, intimate fellowship of other human beings, freed from the lenses of social posturing and multiple levels of irony.

Fart.

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

I like birds and butterflies and when I see a new species I try to figure out what kind it is.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i do not think u no what sarcasm is op but its ok i forgive u cant speak for the rest of em tho

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Hobohemian posted:

It's called post-irony sir. This statement was written ironically despite the fact it is also true.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Holy poo poo elephants are smart as poo poo

That was awesome

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
Im earnestly a hosed up psychopath

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
reddit is better than SA.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
kill yourself, OP

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
I usually post

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
This is the single funniest and all-around greatest thread that has ever occurred on these comedy forums.
You, OP, are to be congratulated for your clever wit and sophisticated insight.
You have made the world a better place and my life worth living.
I totally mean it.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

ghlbtsk posted:

This is the single funniest and all-around greatest thread that has ever occurred on these comedy forums.
You, OP, are to be congratulated for your clever wit and sophisticated insight.
You have made the world a better place and my life worth living.
I totally mean it.

Wow, agreed - this guy, the OP, seems smart, cool, funny... everything you look for in a somethingawful poster, and not a horrible human being boy that should kill himself

killaer
Aug 4, 2007

gently caress the ROW posted:

Wow, agreed - this guy, the OP, seems smart, cool, funny... everything you look for in a somethingawful poster, and not a horrible human being boy that should kill himself

Why do you spew this bile? With such callous disregard of the ripples your statements are making in this world. Do you think your something-awful alter-ego can truly protect you in a world where the illusion of anonymity is slowly being pulled apart, like a glistening , rosy-pink pile of pulled pork sawdust? AM I NOT FUNNY ENOUGH FOR YOU???

I bet your type of humor is that india-rape humor. Well. Not today. I'm taking a stand. Me vs sarcasm. I will exfoliate the earth of this bitter plague so that the next generation of spawn will not have to share the same hate-air as you, you loving cretin. I hope someone stuffs an ostrich egg into your dickhole

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
He does seem really cool. I bet he smokes weed and from time to time has a couple of drinks. Good guy.

killaer
Aug 4, 2007

Kelfeftaf posted:

He does seem really cool. I bet he smokes weed and from time to time has a couple of drinks. Good guy.

I ahve low self-image sometimes so this helps. thanks. very chill of you to say :coffeepal:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

ghlbtsk posted:

This is the single funniest and all-around greatest thread that has ever occurred on these comedy forums.
You, OP, are to be congratulated for your clever wit and sophisticated insight.
You have made the world a better place and my life worth living.
I totally mean it.

please

stop

asap

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
whihc one is sarcasm and which is the other that's called irony

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

killaer posted:

Why do you spew this bile? With such callous disregard of the ripples your statements are making in this world. Do you think your something-awful alter-ego can truly protect you in a world where the illusion of anonymity is slowly being pulled apart, like a glistening , rosy-pink pile of pulled pork sawdust? AM I NOT FUNNY ENOUGH FOR YOU???

I bet your type of humor is that india-rape humor. Well. Not today. I'm taking a stand. Me vs sarcasm. I will exfoliate the earth of this bitter plague so that the next generation of spawn will not have to share the same hate-air as you, you loving cretin. I hope someone stuffs an ostrich egg into your dickhole

fun trick yogurt covered almonds look a lot like little ostrich eggs so when you eat em you can pretend yr really tall

or i guess put em in yr dick if yer into that

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
sarcasm is a type of irony, so, either way, it's irony

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
I thought your description of pulled pork being rose colored was very accurate, OP

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killaer
Aug 4, 2007
np it depends on how its cooked though. i like pulled pork a lot. never really tried making it. do u have to braise it in liquid to get it tender? and how do u avoid overcooking, bcaus pork cooks fairly quickly. im not really sure??? someone help?

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