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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Tell Your Favorite Fart Stories (No Gas)
 
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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

 I fart, therefore I queef.

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Clamps McGraw posted:

I once had gastric flu and shat myself seven times in one day. Once at work, once on the bus on the way home, and then shat the bed so many times I was lying naked on newspaper as I'd run out of bedding

It was like my arsehole had just completely stopped working for a few days

GBS 1.4 - I once had gastric flu and shat myself seven times in one day

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