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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

when i fart it seems like someone always walks past a few minutes later like every time. before i was watching tv and i thought "oh no one will come into the loungeroom for at least 10 minutes" so i farted then sure enough a housemate came and walked past

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i have been huffing my farts and foreskin heavily, for hours

i was cupping my balls to harvest the smell and didnt even notice

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

thats my favourite fart story

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