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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I cowarded-punched a guy once and while he was unconcious on the ground I put my rear end right close to his face to fart straight into his face and along with the fart a wasp came out and stung his eye.

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

lonesomedwarf posted:

when i fart it seems like someone always walks past a few minutes later like every time. before i was watching tv and i thought "oh no one will come into the loungeroom for at least 10 minutes" so i farted then sure enough a housemate came and walked past

You are The Fart Whisperer

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