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Grody
Nov 17, 2012


shoot

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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
rush in,
not caring to hit or
miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges.


hi blackout drunk ama I'm verisimilidude

Grody
Nov 17, 2012


Verisimilidude posted:

hi blackout drunk ama I'm verisimilidude

thats not a question

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


Do you know that drunk posting was at one point a bannable offense in GBS?

WeLandedOnTheMoon!
Feb 1, 2009

Lowtax, I am sick of being mislabeled.
Fix your fucking frames please.


Would you let Tyson punch you in the face for dollars?

Bigtime Bra Guy
Jul 18, 2011


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Do you know that drunk posting was at one point a bannable offense in GBS?

Do you know that Penis In Vagina loving still is?

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


I'm drunk too, it's good, what are you drinking

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


GOOD JOB!

Grody
Nov 17, 2012


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Do you know that drunk posting was at one point a bannable offense in GBS?

Yes I remember back when gbs sucked hard

Grody
Nov 17, 2012


WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Would you let Tyson punch you in the face for dollars?

a couple thousand plus dental bills, yes

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Do you know that drunk posting was at one point a bannable offense in GBS?

drunk posting might have once been bannable but your gay and drunk posting is no longer bannanle

--Winston Churchill

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


alcohol is a sign of moral decadence and laxity

Grody
Nov 17, 2012


jackyl posted:

I'm drunk too, it's good, what are you drinking

evan williams and 3 olives because it was on sale

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


you should use crack op

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


All your answers have been coherent so far. You're not blackout drunk, you fraud.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

When only the very best Goat will do


Grody posted:

Yes I remember back when gbs sucked hard

Hi OP, we should hang out and get drunk.

Grody
Nov 17, 2012


Fandyien posted:

you should use crack op

i appreciate your concern

Grody
Nov 17, 2012


Kelfeftaf posted:

All your answers have been coherent so far. You're not blackout drunk, you fraud.

give me a few minutes

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


Grody posted:

give me a few minutes

You might just want to stop drinking at this point. Blacking out isn't very good for you.

Prettz
Sep 2, 2002


OP i would be blackout drunk right now too except that i wisely chose to only buy a pint of vodka. the downside is i'm down to my last gulp right now, the upside is that i'm guaranteed not to make stupid comments or threads on SA tonight.

hemophilia
Dec 28, 2006

My Blood Doesn't Clot


I'm also drinking and not even fcking drunk enough yet. are alcohol enemas as cool as they sound?

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


Prettz posted:

OP i would be blackout drunk right now too except that i wisely chose to only buy a pint of vodka. the downside is i'm down to my last gulp right now, the upside is that i'm guaranteed not to make stupid comments or threads on SA tonight.

lol your upside is already wrong so drink more

Prettz
Sep 2, 2002


hemophilia posted:

I'm also drinking and not even fcking drunk enough yet. are alcohol enemas as cool as they sound?
it's extremely hard to actually do unless you own a funnel

Prettz
Sep 2, 2002


jackyl posted:

lol your upside is already wrong so drink more
obviously you haven't read any of the posts i've made when i was blackout drunk. i've read a few of them, so i know.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Why lovely vodka?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



How long can you hold your head underwater in a toilet bowl, OP? Try it & report back with your best time.

FeloniousDrunk
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!



Oh hi, I haven't done any felonies today but other than that I could probably join in ama

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


Prettz posted:

obviously you haven't read any of the posts i've made when i was blackout drunk. i've read a few of them, so i know.

I'm sure I have but I was probably drunk too so I don't remeber them

Prettz
Sep 2, 2002




edit: the marijuana one being so limited annoys me, it has a very wide range of effects depending

Prettz fucked around with this message at Aug 15, 2014 around 05:09

Grody
Nov 17, 2012


Prettz posted:

OP i would be blackout drunk right now too except that i wisely chose to only buy a pint of vodka. the downside is i'm down to my last gulp right now, the upside is that i'm guaranteed not to make stupid comments or threads on SA tonight.

im sorry your missing out man

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

When only the very best Goat will do


FeloniousDrunk posted:

Oh hi, I haven't done any felonies today but other than that I could probably join in ama

I've committed fifteen acts of premeditated murders today, AMA

Grody
Nov 17, 2012


Trixie Hardcore posted:

How long can you hold your head underwater in a toilet bowl, OP? Try it & report back with your best time.

filled with what? this is important

Grody
Nov 17, 2012


VendaGoat posted:

I've committed fifteen acts of premeditated murders today, AMA

huh

Prettz
Sep 2, 2002


VendaGoat posted:

I've committed fifteen acts of premeditated murders today, AMA
hopefully they were all cops

natetimm
May 24, 2007


Winner #3 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
Do not talk to me if your a SJW MRA PUA fucktarded Shitlord, (PS: GJ on ruining videogame journalism twitter drama MODS).



Trixie Hardcore posted:

How long can you hold your head underwater in a toilet bowl, OP? Try it & report back with your best time.

Yep, do this.

Grody
Nov 17, 2012


Prettz posted:

hopefully they were all cops

hemophilia
Dec 28, 2006

My Blood Doesn't Clot


Prettz posted:



edit: the marijuana one being so limited annoys me, it has a very wide range of effects depending

I've done most of these and it's all loving wrong anyway

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield


tell us a secret you won't remember telling us op

Grody
Nov 17, 2012


hemophilia posted:

I've done most of these and it's all loving wrong anyway

yea shits fucjing weak homie

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

When only the very best Goat will do


Prettz posted:

hopefully they were all cops

Well, they were pigs.

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