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Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
shoot

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Nov 17, 2012

Verisimilidude posted:

hi blackout drunk ama I'm verisimilidude

thats not a question

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Nov 17, 2012

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Do you know that drunk posting was at one point a bannable offense in GBS?

Yes I remember back when gbs sucked hard

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Nov 17, 2012

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Would you let Tyson punch you in the face for dollars?

a couple thousand plus dental bills, yes

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Nov 17, 2012

jackyl posted:

I'm drunk too, it's good, what are you drinking

evan williams and 3 olives because it was on sale

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Nov 17, 2012

Fandyien posted:

you should use crack op

i appreciate your concern

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Nov 17, 2012

Kelfeftaf posted:

All your answers have been coherent so far. You're not blackout drunk, you fraud.

give me a few minutes

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Nov 17, 2012

Prettz posted:

OP i would be blackout drunk right now too except that i wisely chose to only buy a pint of vodka. the downside is i'm down to my last gulp right now, the upside is that i'm guaranteed not to make stupid comments or threads on SA tonight.

im sorry your missing out man

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Nov 17, 2012

Trixie Hardcore posted:

How long can you hold your head underwater in a toilet bowl, OP? Try it & report back with your best time.

filled with what? this is important

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Nov 17, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

I've committed fifteen acts of premeditated murders today, AMA

huh

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Nov 17, 2012

Prettz posted:

hopefully they were all cops

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Nov 17, 2012

hemophilia posted:

I've done most of these and it's all loving wrong anyway

yea shits fucjing weak homie

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Nov 17, 2012

David Copperfield posted:

tell us a secret you won't remember telling us op

one time when i was on vacation i pissed off a dock onto a duck but it wasnt a duck it was your mom

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Nov 17, 2012

Protocol7 posted:

I drank too much and feel like throwing up. Thoughts, OP?

what your gonna wanna do it puke a lot then wash your mouth out with water then take a few shots

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Nov 17, 2012

not snarky posted:

did you die?

i think I threw up but im not sure

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Nov 17, 2012

im pooping! posted:

It's been a while since I posted in the drunk thread and granted I'm not drunk, but just some helpful advice:

If you have to drive a car while drunk, try not to kill anyone and if you get pulled over, don't say a god drat word and don't take the handheld breath test or do a field sobriety test.

qft

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