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Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ion Helmet


i know this is a radical statement. but, enough times in my life, i've had hiccups, and i've managed to suppress them. here is the method:

first, believe you can defeat the hiccups. second, draw in as much breath as you can. lastly, hold your breath, as firmly as possible, until you cannot hold it anymore. if any hiccups occur, persevere, until the last possible moment.

i will admit, sometimes it takes a few tries, but it works. it always works.

cheers.

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Badass
Apr 14, 2014



Hold your breath until you die if nothing else works

chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

100% with you OP, i've been trying to teach people this for years. for first time for me every time.

the trick is to fully contract your diaphragm on the breath in, getting it as low as possible.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003

All right, all right, spare me your life's story.


Badass posted:

Hold your breath until you die if nothing else works

this is actually impossible

for real

Ddraig
Sep 5, 2005

Sits with a full house

Robin Williams was trying to cure a particularly bad case of hiccups

A Doomed Purloiner
Jan 4, 2006



Prevention is better than cure, hold you breath at all times.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



its true and op is right

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009



promising someone $50 if they hiccup just one more time is fun too

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009



if you got a brain freeze from eatin ice cream too fast just rub the tip of ya tongue on my dick and it will go away

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

Hickup into a womans pussay

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

you appear to have fallen off your log to some extent

take out your lungs and yell at them until hiccups go away

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




lean your head down, push on the center of the back of your neck near the hairline and move your head to look upwards by sort of pushing your chin out and not simply tilting your head upwards

hth, op.

Millie
Apr 9, 2005

expressway to yr skull

put a spoon in your mouth sideways and bite down on the handle like this:



while holding the spoon between your teef, drink a glass of water.




if you don't have a spoon handy, you can use a dick.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


initiate the gag reflex by sticking your finger down your throat

only puke if you really want to

this worked when i used to drink a bunch, and i was so good at puking i could make myself do the gag and i didnt even puke and BAM hiccups cured

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004



chippy posted:

100% with you OP, i've been trying to teach people this for years. for first time for me every time.

the trick is to fully contract your diaphragm on the breath in, getting it as low as possible.

Yeah this always works for me also. I make sure I inhaled until it hurts then hold it. Stretches everything out good and I can finish wolfing down the rest of my stuffed crust pizza and bread sticks.

joxxuh
May 20, 2011


you can give yourself permanent brain damage by holding your breath though, so I wouldn't recommend it

needs bigger boat
Oct 1, 2005

Now run along and play, and don't come back.

Ddraig posted:

Robin Williams was trying to cure a particularly bad case of hiccups

it worked, too

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

- hi

slowly breathing deep also works, probably for similar reasons. I think you just have to engage your diaphragm muscle so it stops twitching.

Some one said this already

Ave Azaria
Oct 4, 2010


newreply.php posted:

promising someone $50 if they hiccup just one more time is fun too
I bet this works, i always stop them by focusing and trying to anticipate my next hiccup. It's like as soon as you want to hiccup, they stop

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

...an entire galaxy? Of puppies?

drink water as quickly as possible. cover your ears when you swallow. works best if someone can hold the glass for you sipping, putting the glass down, plugging ears and swallowing a few times works too.

my grandmother showed me this trick. it works every. loving. time.

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

Hey, good to see ya.

chippy posted:

100% with you OP, i've been trying to teach people this for years. for first time for me every time.

the trick is to fully contract your diaphragm on the breath in, getting it as low as possible.

Works every time.

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


A hot load of peanut butter

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014


Neurosis posted:

this is actually impossible

for real

bullshit i just tried it and it worked

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 4, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

A hot load of peanut butter

yea this seems to work pretty well

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


Badass posted:

Hold your breath until you die if nothing else works
this is how robbin williams got rid of hiccups

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Palpek posted:

this is how robbin williams got rid of hiccups

lol, i havent heard this joke yet in this very thread a couple of times

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town


The cure for chronic hiccups is having a doctor stick a finger in your butthole.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2299306

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
WARNING: THIS IS AN AL BORLAND POST

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS BULL SHIT!!!

Kyrie eleison posted:

i know this is a radical statement. but, enough times in my life, i've had hiccups, and i've managed to suppress them. here is the method:

first, believe you can defeat the hiccups. second, draw in as much breath as you can. lastly, hold your breath, as firmly as possible, until you cannot hold it anymore. if any hiccups occur, persevere, until the last possible moment.

i will admit, sometimes it takes a few tries, but it works. it always works.

cheers.

Doesn't work for me. I just exhale all my breath from my lungs and that works for me.

Then again I get Hiccurps and not hiccups which is ten times worse.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


ProfessorMurder posted:

lol, i havent heard this joke yet in this very thread a couple of times
lol at reading threads

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


drink water from the opposite side of the glass while bent over. works every time.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Palpek posted:

lol at reading threads

are you saying youre the first one to make that joke in this thread?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

a sense of growing unease...

Ocean Book posted:

slowly breathing deep also works, probably for similar reasons. I think you just have to engage your diaphragm muscle so it stops twitching.

Some one said this already

Shut up you non-plat poo poo heel.

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010


spoonful of sugar held in your mouth for as long as possible

or this

Ema Nymton posted:

The cure for chronic hiccups is having a doctor stick a finger in your butthole.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2299306

pants cat
Mar 15, 2005



100& instant cure = roly poly. In USA speak topsy turvy, head-over-heals somersault, idk what you guys call it. If you live in your mom's house with a small patch of pizza-encrusted floor with not enough space then bad luck, hold your breath or something.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering.


With your left hand, curl your fingers around your thumb as you make a fist.





































Then insert the fist into your rear end.

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010


i take it all back, pouring vinegar up your nose is definitely the way to go

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17515134

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snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

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the cure for chronic hiccups is to become a convicted murderer

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