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Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


I like to really wind one up and let it fly. I'm not disgusting tho, I'll shield the world with my elbow.

Nothing worse than some rear end in a top hat who holds in their sneezes or has little sneezes that sound like they're gonna have a god drat aneurysm.

C/d

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013



Sneeze into a womans pussay

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 24, 2007


i worked with a guy who would amplify his sneezes by sorta yelling AHH CHOOO in hte middle of the sneeze and then everyone would roll their eyes

later he got fired for stealing. loud sneezers are bad people

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


My roommate goes "ahh chuh" I go "ahhhhhhhhhh choooooo" like I'm going ssj

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


When I sneeze loud. Feels good.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

We've run outta retro!

gently caress tiny sneezers

Splatmaster
Aug 1, 2007



I like to projectile poo poo when I sneeze. Right onto a sneeze guard

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

Loud sneezes are real men. Congrats on not being some metro-sexual pussy that sneezes like a girl-child.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I hate gay furry porn


I'm a tiny sneezer, also a massive enjoyable human being and a small bart

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡


huge, bone-rattling sneezes

feld
Feb 11, 2008

Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman



i also come from a family of loud sneezers. feels good man.


my friend's gf once started sneezing and i thought she was having a seizure. it was like "CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE..." really cute and high pitched. i had no idea what was going on.

ThaGrandCow
Nov 27, 2003

God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

lol if you stifle your sneezes, let that poo poo fly

Tace Vim
Oct 13, 2005


I just plucked some nose hairs and had about 20 sneezes within 3 minutes...

feelin' a pretty nice afterglow right now

The BLT
Jan 3, 2008
Do you know the sandwhich man?

Sorry OP but you're dumb. Loud sneezes are the perfect way to let the entire office know "hey I'm a tremendous shithead and I crave even negative attention".

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

The BLT posted:

Sorry OP but you're dumb. Loud sneezes are the perfect way to let the entire office know "hey I'm a tremendous shithead and I crave even negative attention".

Does you're dick shrivel up every time you hear a real man sneeze?

Sagan
Jan 26, 2005

Welcome to your new existance, mein doppelganger!

Hobohemian posted:

Does you're dick shrivel up every time you hear a real man sneeze?

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.


I sneeze like motherfucket godzilla - it's all high pitched and weird at first and then it brings the bass

but poo poo i just burped so loud the room was still vibrating after

sweetmercifulcrap
Jan 28, 2012


you don't have to stifle your sneezes, just don't pronounce "ahh choo" as you do it and it wont sound obnoxious

texasmed
May 27, 2004



sneezing is for pussies

Dead Blue Sky
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight


How many times do you sneeze at a time? I wind up and let loose two swirling tempests of saliva and lung gravy. My sister does four and they sound like aaah*sknrt*shooooooo

sweetmercifulcrap
Jan 28, 2012


texasmed posted:

sneezing is for pussies

no, that's called queefing

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


I had a gf a long time ago who would sneeze at least 5-7 times

timp
Sep 18, 2007

Everything is in my control


I like to say "hat CHOOSers" when I sneeze

Guancho
Aug 22, 2010

Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!


Me too bro. Every time I sneeze I scare the poo poo out of my dog. You'd think she'd get used to it by now but oh no

timp
Sep 18, 2007

Everything is in my control


I like to honor people whose job it is to select headwear, when i sneeze

AdvilSmith
Aug 15, 2014


When I sneeze I like to do a thuum so I can be extra obnoxious and manly.

Benito Hitlerstalin
Nov 5, 2008

We are not so very different, you and I.


Loud and proud. Alpha that poo poo bro.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012


Children who shout, "Mommy! Look at me! Look what I'm doing!" grow up to be loud sneezers.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008

The most richly flavored of all drunkards.

I'm pretty loud and don't get how people can do that thing where they pinch their noses and just make a little snerfing noise. I tried that once and my sinuses almost exploded

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

loud sneezers are bad people

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.


Skeleton Ape posted:

I'm pretty loud and don't get how people can do that thing where they pinch their noses and just make a little snerfing noise. I tried that once and my sinuses almost exploded

i tried to stifle a sneeze and poo poo hurt the back of my throat and my right ear felt like it almost blew out

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I hate gay furry porn


I tried to stifle a sneeze once and skin started sloughing off my face and i farted out a djinn

I just don't understand how people do it

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

These lumps.
I know you wanna slump up on
These lumps,
But you can't 'cause you're a chump!
A chuuuuuuuuump!
-LSP


stifling a sneeze isn't hard or painful if you know how to do it. it's also more polite and sanitary when you're indoors. when you're outside, let em fly, i guess, but don't be obnoxiously loud about it

also,

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

loud sneezers are bad people

BigBoss posted:

Children who shout, "Mommy! Look at me! Look what I'm doing!" grow up to be loud sneezers.

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

LifeSizePotato posted:

stifling a sneeze isn't hard or painful if you know how to do it. it's also more polite and sanitary when you're indoors. when you're outside, let em fly, i guess, but don't be obnoxiously loud about it

also,

How are you such a goddamn pussy?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013



I run around work with my dick out yelling "Its coming, its coming!" then I sneeze loudly out the eye of my dick.

Quiet-sneezers or stifle-sneezers are loving poofters.

Rapman the Cook fucked around with this message at Aug 15, 2014 around 14:51

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

These lumps.
I know you wanna slump up on
These lumps,
But you can't 'cause you're a chump!
A chuuuuuuuuump!
-LSP


Hobohemian posted:

How are you such a goddamn pussy?

you are what you eat

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

These lumps.
I know you wanna slump up on
These lumps,
But you can't 'cause you're a chump!
A chuuuuuuuuump!
-LSP


lol at the insecure man babies itt who think sneezing like a coked up howler monkey is how you assert your alpha male status

Badass
Apr 14, 2014



LifeSizePotato posted:

lol at the insecure man babies itt who think sneezing like a coked up howler monkey is how you assert your alpha male status

How else are you gonna do it in public without getting arrested

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


sneezing is loving worthless

hitting your chest with your bricksized fists during storms is way more effective

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Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


Stiflers are like the people who won't clear their throat and keep talking with that phlegmy voice cause of sanitation.

Ironically they probably constantly spit up their saliva cause "I ain't swallowing that"

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