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Waci posted:Nod. "Hey Boss." Snipe for the Mechanicus.
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Tomn posted:To a Puritan Inquisitor, how much of a difference is there between the two concepts? We're assuming he's a puritan, and strongly so, based on rumours and at best second hand information.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 23:47 |
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Is the Ban on AI an Imperial law, or an Adeptus Mechanicus one?
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 23:53 |
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Mechanicus.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 23:58 |
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Well then not only did we not betray him, but Athena is none of his business!
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 00:00 |
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paragon1 posted:Well then not only did we not betray him, but Athena is none of his business! Beautiful. nthing Hey Boss
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 00:18 |
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He's not our boss. We should absolutely show great respect, but at this point our only Boss is the God-Emperor of mankind.
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VanSandman posted:He's not our boss. We should absolutely show great respect, but at this point our only Boss is the God-Emperor of mankind. 2nding
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 00:21 |
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Waci posted:Half-assedly? Touché
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 00:41 |
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Show a little deference. He may not be our direct superior anymore, but he's still a senior inquisitor with a hell of a record.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 00:45 |
Tran posted:Show a little deference. He may not be our direct superior anymore, but he's still a senior inquisitor with a hell of a record. Sure, I can live with this
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 00:47 |
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Tran posted:Show a little deference. He may not be our direct superior anymore, but he's still a senior inquisitor with a hell of a record.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 00:59 |
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Hey Boss
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 01:42 |
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A little deference. Don't be casual.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 03:08 |
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Kiss (Ra Mix) by London After Midnight Many meetings You bowed respectfully. “Inquisitor Kozilek.” He reached out, shook your hand. “I didn’t have the opportunity at the Conclave, but welcome to the Ordo Malleus. And congratulations.” You smiled tightly. “Thank you.” “That was a grox breakfast of a thing at Agatha’s World. Warp incursion like that, we’re lucky to save anyone, but you managed to escape with half a fleet. Well done. We’re hoping to see more of that in the future.” “I’m hoping to stop the incursion fully next time.” He grunted a laugh. “That’s the kind of spirit we need. Don’t lose that.” He gestured to some of the other figures who were still talking. “Grand Master Leorac. Commander of the 7th Brotherhood.” Kozilek met your gaze. “We work closely with the 7th. It would be wise to get to know them.” You nodded. He reached for a pitcher on the table, offered it to you. Coffee? “Normally we wouldn’t ask you to meet with us so soon after traveling the Path of Contemplation, but things are in a bit of a rush.” “I imagine so.” “High Lords are still thinking over your message, but the Grey Knights have already started to move. They know the consequences.” You grimaced. “We’ll need more than them.” “I’m sure we will.” He pointed another figure out. “Blue.” You blinked. “...Blue?” “Yeah. Her name is unpronounceable for human throats. So she’s Blue.” You stopped, stared at him. “You hate xeno.” He rasped a laugh. “I do indeed.” “What is one doing here? The most secure place in the Imperium?” Was your voice raising hysterically? You hoped not. “When it’s the Great Enemy, we are forced to make certain compromises.” “Well, yeah. But bringing her to the heart of the Ordo Malleus?” He clapped your shoulder. “I was hoping to wait another century to share this with you, but here we are. We’ll answer all your questions, have no worries.” You grimaced, but didn’t reply. “Now, you are qualified to examine some of these tomes. We don’t have time right now - I wish we did! but perhaps we can give you a crash course somewhere along the way. With Golgotha coming on the horizon, you’ll need to be better equipped to fight the Great Enemy.” You thought about Agatha’s World and nodded. “Ah, good. They are wrapping up. We are waiting for one more person, but until then, we are at your disposal.” Kozilek smiled cynically. “The secrets of the universe, here for the asking.”
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 03:58 |
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Shoot the Xeno. "Yes, the secrets of the Imperium are for the Imperium alone." This has to be a test. Inquisitors never stop testing, sneaky ones like Uncle Kozy more so. A filthy Tau within the light of Blessed Sol. This is beyond disgusting. Secrets that are restricted to almost the entire human race are hidden here and are not for the eyes of the Xeno. Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Sep 14, 2015 |
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What exactly is a demon and how do you kill it permanently?
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:09 |
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It is generally considered rude to kill someone else's pet in their own home. But we need not let it sniff our crotch or whateved if we don't like it. So let it be. But don't let it widdle on our nice shoes or whatever xenoes do.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:14 |
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paragon1 posted:What exactly is a demon and how do you kill it permanently? According to the All Gaurdsmen Codex, a demon is an unholy pile of crap from the warp that exists to just gently caress up your day and liberal application of explosives does a very good job of unfucking your day.
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Arkanomen posted:According to the All Gaurdsmen Codex, a demon is an unholy pile of crap from the warp that exists to just gently caress up your day and liberal application of explosives does a very good job of unfucking your day. Yeah but everything the Inquisition allows to be told to the Guard that isn't about murdering xenos and heretics and blowing up valuable infrastructure is a load of horseshit and also that isn't very specific
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:18 |
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What kiiiiind of xeno
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:19 |
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why dont i poop
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:22 |
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Are you my daddy?
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:23 |
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Why is Ohone's spine hosed up?
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:23 |
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Because she got enough corruption points to gain a mutation before we took our mutation proof subset thing.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:27 |
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"During the warp incursion I was subjected to daemonic possession. The saint banished the loathsome thing, but it left something behind. If at all possible, I'd like it removed. Is that agreeable?"
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:32 |
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paragon1 posted:What exactly is a demon and how do you kill it permanently? This. Also, I have an important question for Kozilek: "Why me?" Who brought us to his attention? What reason did he have for making us an acolyte in the first place? Also, "Who is Lucifer?"
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:32 |
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Tran posted:"During the warp incursion I was subjected to daemonic possession. The saint banished the loathsome thing, but it left something behind. If at all possible, I'd like it removed. Is that agreeable?" mepstein73 posted:This. Also, I have an important question for Kozilek: "Why me?" Who brought us to his attention? What reason did he have for making us an acolyte in the first place? This too. Rahul fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Sep 14, 2015 |
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+1 to mind fixing If the ship is as old as I suspect it will have artificial intelligence. If there are circumstances when we would work with a xeno, are there circumstances when we'd work with such a technological abomination?
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:40 |
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Kozilek is a grand manipulator. This whole scenario is a test and interrogation. He's offering knowledge to see how tempted we've been, he's bringing out the alien to see how we react to their presence. It's all about playing off our goals and expectations to read our reactions. We have three real options. Firstly, we can try to play at being the bestest most puritan inquisitor ever in an attempt to do what we think he wants. Second option is to drop the pretense and be straight with him, not necessarily giving away all our secrets but not hiding our daemonic assault or ambivalence toward xenos. Lastly is the option to come right out and share everything in the hopes that he finds it agreeable or at least usable. Personally I favor the second one, though I could be convinced to gamble on option three.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:54 |
I like option two
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:57 |
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Don't shoot the Xeno
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 05:28 |
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Absolutely no shooting for fucks sake.mepstein73 posted:Also, "Who is Lucifer?"
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:06 |
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Waci posted:Absolutely no shooting for fucks sake. You're right. That would get the boss dirty. Just snap it's neck.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:13 |
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Inquisitors are allowed to get away with a lot of stuff that would get anyone else shot. Now more than ever, it is time to work with our Xeno friends, and combat the great enemy. I agree with being straight with Kozilek about what happened, and how we have no problems with working with Xeno, for the greater good.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 07:27 |
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Where the gently caress is Tomn? Did he pass out from the giant erection he got from this last post? We need someone to ask Kozilek everything.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 08:23 |
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:Where the gently caress is Tomn? Did he pass out from the giant erection he got from this last post? We need someone to ask Kozilek everything. Right? I set that up just for him.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 08:26 |
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:Where the gently caress is Tomn? Did he pass out from the giant erection he got from this last post? We need someone to ask Kozilek everything. I've been a bit busy lately and haven't had time to do much more than skim posts, let alone come up with coherent questions. That said, ask Kozilek what the hell was the deal with that warp jump pod thing it took to get here, wherever "here" is.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 08:49 |
I'll ask a few in your honor Tomn Ask Koz which inquisitors made it off the pleasure planet alive Ask Koz how long it'll take for Fabian to fight his way out of the warp Ask Koz why was this Tau chosen to be here Ask Koz about our heroquest dream Ask Koz if it will ever be possible to relax again now that Fabian is gone
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Since you brought it up. a relevant question: "Has there been any sign of my husband?"
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