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paragon1 posted:Get the biggest, meanest, nastiest, shootiest, glowingest, downright deadliest guns that Luna can make, and then attach 8 of them to the Ftfy.
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If we get all of the Beast's reactors working, we wont need power plant upgrades.
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sullat posted:Ftfy. It's the same thing hth.
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Nov 6, 2015 05:56
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Might be easier to skin the dragon and stuff the beast inside it.
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Nov 6, 2015 06:22
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Let's go to the Luna, ah Let's go get away They say, what they gonna say? Have a drink, clink, found the star light Bad bitches like me, is hard to come by The Fabiyon on, let's go get it on The zone on, yes, I'm in the zone Is it two, three? Leave a good tip I'mma blow off my money and don't give two shits I'm on Lunar floor, floor I love to dance So give me more more, till I can't stand Get out the door, door Like it's your last chance If you want more, more Then here I am Space Hulks were meant to fly Hands up, and touch the sky Can't stop, 'cause we're so high Let's do this one more time Space Hulks were meant to fly Hands up, and touch the sky Let's do this one last time Can't stop.. Jump in my shippy shoopty shoop I own that And I ain't paying Abrogates dis month I owe that But gently caress who you want, and gently caress who you like Dance our life, there's no end in sight Twinkle, twinkle, little star Now everybody let me hear you say Wrent Wrent Wrent Amacita's poo poo 'cause they bent bent bent And if you're a G, you a G, G,G! My name is Ohone, you can call me 01 Icky Ships out the door, door Like it's your last chance If you want more, more Then here I am Space Hulks were meant to fly Hands up, and touch the sky Can't stop, 'cause we're so high Let's do this one more time Space Hulks were meant to fly Hands up, and touch the sky Let's do this one last time Can't stop.. Space Hulks were meant to fly Hands up, and touch the sky Can't stop, 'cause we're so high Let's do this one more time Space Hulks were meant to fly Hands up, and touch the sky Let's do this one last time Can't stop..
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Nov 6, 2015 06:24
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LowellDND posted:Outside in Finally fix that drat lettering 
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For me, the cool part about The Beast has always been it's unknowable depths, it's insane layout and inefficient design. Thus it saddens me that there are plans to gut it and move everything around to turn it into Generic Sci Fi Super-Capitol Ship #5673681. What happened to the crazy rouge-trader plans of strapping half a hive city to the top to make a new crew quarters? The Cult of Abrogates already destroyed anything that was interesting about the people on-board, lets not make that same mistake again! No, my plan is far bolder. I say we purchase every single derelict and unfinished repair job in all of luna drydocks junkyard and then run through the valley-gauntlet like a crazed, souped-up-katamari, absorbing the detritus of millennia from the richest, most advanced shipforges in the Empire. Then we strap the dragon to the front of the ship and put as many guns as humanly possible in it's mouth. At least one of every kind in the galaxy. And we link them all to a single, red button called DRAGONFIRE and then link that o the vox-system to play ancient human war-hymns whenever we push it. Plan Katamari Supremacy Secondly, I propose we sell of the Abrogates. Thirdly, I propose we also sell of Amacita as their leader. I'm sure someone would appreciate their warp-calming effect.
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Nov 6, 2015 10:25
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Swedish Thaumocracy posted:Thus it saddens me that there are plans to gut it and move everything around to turn it into Generic Sci Fi Super-Capitol Ship #5673681. Swedish Thaumocracy posted:What happened to the crazy rouge-trader plans of strapping half a hive city to the top to make a new crew quarters?
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Nov 6, 2015 10:42
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Waci posted:Who said we should make it generic when we rebuild it? I don't see how removing the In Between and aligning all the ships properly could do any different, but I am glad we are all united behind the Cool Dragon Figurehead though!
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Nov 6, 2015 11:01
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Swedish Thaumocracy posted:I don't see how removing the In Between and aligning all the ships properly could do any different, but I am glad we are all united behind the Cool Dragon Figurehead though! You can't think of anything else than jumbled non-functioning mess and generic scifi ship number whatever? Seriously?
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Nov 6, 2015 11:02
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I may be exaggerating a bit for effect, I just want our ship to be a Cool Space Hulk is all.
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Swedish Thaumocracy posted:
Amen brother!
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Wish list: - New deck that is an onboard casino with luxury amneties. (Hotels, holocinemas, restaurants, etc). Every ship in the empire is going to be at Golgotha and entertainment is going to be lacking. Which is something the Beast's yooge and luxurious casino can provide. Ohone is still a rogue trader and profit matters. - Some pretty decals to spruce up the exterior. Perhaps pictures of Ohone's biggest achievements. - Enough decks to house and feed the 2.1 million Krieg soldiers we're entitled to. - The biggest baddest planetbusting weapon we can fit inside the dragon's maw. - If we don't have enough reactors to keep all of these things going, buy a few new ones.
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Nov 6, 2015 13:10
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Swedish Thaumocracy posted:Secondly, I propose we sell of the Abrogates. And of course there are bound to be plenty of pilgrims stranded on earth with the ships they were expecting to leave on heading for Golgotha. We can probably sell the abrogates, and then sell off the freed up space to stranded pilgrims too. And there's surely to be a relatively capable administrator we can snipe from the shipyards, get married into the family and have take over the duties Amacita was doing.
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Nov 6, 2015 13:22
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We already have the Orky version of a loving Nova Cannon coming out the nose, do they even make them bigger than that? It's a gun that takes a piece of space then implodes it and fires the energy created from the collapse out in a ball of pure gently caress you that can crush planets. I only just realized we already have a weapon capable of destroying planets.
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Nov 6, 2015 14:20
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Step 1: Space Amacita. You promised we could vote on this, remember? Step 2: Ask Athena for an appropriate capital ship design. Use that as a blueprint. Step 3: Get all the upgrades. All of 'em. We're a Rogue Trader Inquisitor Magos, and our ship should reflect that by being just as over-full.
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Nov 6, 2015 14:41
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VanSandman posted:Step 2: Ask Athena for an appropriate capital ship design. Use that as a blueprint. Alternative Plan: Ask Athena to help integrate all the parts from Plan Katamari edit: look, she even sent plans for a helper servitor! 
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Day 6 Current: 7903 Total Goal: 10k Mm…. tasty dethklok to start the morning Crush the Industry The platform was large enough for a parade, bridging from the lunar cliffs to the Alpha Deck. Great vents were set above it, feeding waste heat onto the lanes, keeping it tolerable. Below you, you could see the dozens - hundreds - of other bridges and grafts being set up, awaiting for the design orders that you would grant them. You gathered yourself, power armor and mechadendrites, and strode out as befit a Magi of your stature. You were expecting polite deference at the very least, accept… all the Sages were already gathered around emissaries. A quick glance, you could see the Colonel from Agatha’s World, Hierophant Isaac, Colonel Astri, Explorer Luckas… and Amacita. She turned to look at you, her tone icy, even through the oxygen mask everyone was wearing. “Magos. How good of you to join us.” Without acknowledging you further, she turned back to the Sages. “What proposals are we looking at? I see you have a standard Destroyer build, an attempt at the old Space Hulk design… what else?”
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JT Jag posted:Slice of Life: The Littlesire's Bargain Lest we forget
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You know, Amacita is a good administrator, but she's not Lord-sire, Magos, or Inquisitor. We are. She should probably know that, as emphatically as necessary. Sorry I'm late, I had to fight a guardian monster older than the loving Imperium.
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LowellDND posted:Lest we forget SPACE THE BITCH NOW! Vader style. Lift her up and throw her. After mentally checking her file and seeing all the heretical stuff she's been up too while we were doing important poo poo.
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Nov 6, 2015 17:40
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I say we make Amacita into a servitor.
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wiegieman posted:You know, Amacita is a good administrator, but she's not Lord-sire, Magos, or Inquisitor. We are. She should probably know that, as emphatically as necessary. Amacita, what are you doing here? Your shift in the kitchens isn't over for another two hours.
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*Baleful eye sets Amacita on fire* "Oops. drat thing malfunctioned again. For some reason it always does that whenever I frown."
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Nov 6, 2015 18:35
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No votes to talk to our dear cousin I see  Ill start sketching.
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Nov 6, 2015 18:39
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LowellDND posted:No votes to talk to our dear cousin I see Wait, wait, wait. We need to scold the poo poo out of her for her loving tone. I'm talking full on parent and petulant child. She don't get to make eyes like that at me!
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Nov 6, 2015 18:50
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Walk right past the group, open the door and seal it behind us. Have some servitors or loyal Abrogrates round them up and have the group readied for brain-boxing.
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Day 6 Current: 8079 Total Goal: 10k Soroicide This kind of public power play - assuming the duties of the Lord-Sire in public like this - required immediate your response. Effortlessly, a super-heated plasma beam burst from your eye, leaping towards your cousin. As if he had been waiting for it, one of them - Oxenforth? From the bar? pushed someone in the way. Your beam removed their head and most of their chest. Amacita looked at the scorched remains with distaste. “If you’ll excuse me. Magos, if you would.” She began walking to you calmly, gesturing as to speak with you privately. Your sensors were going wild, searching everything about you. Had she trapped the bridge? The hull behind you? Were her other guards going to pull out hellguns? Had she co-opted the Iron Hands? You had clearly been out of the picture for too long, and were incredibly unsure of what she might have done to the power structure. Was she expecting you to say yes? Or was she expecting you to attack again? … No, she was expecting you to be impulsive, to be the violent and erratic Magos. Time to talk. And it would be easier to kill if you got her alone. .. Unless that’s what she wanted you to think. It was enough to make you think she worked for the Architect. You nodded, began walking back into the ship, keeping an eye and half your weapons on her at all times. Your servo-skulls were swarming at top speed, trying to find out where the trap was, and how it would fall. The hull door closed behind you, and Amacita stood on a nearby crate to be at eye-level. She met your gaze evenly. “I see I needed those guards after all.” “I see you didn’t bring them in here.” “Yes, I thought we might talk like sane individuals.” “Usurping my position is not the act of a sane woman.” Her tone went icy. “Ah. Yes. Your position. The one you have worked so hard on these last few years. The one that requires you to serve the Dynasty and ensure we thrive and make money. That one.” “I’ve done more for this ship than anyone in our history.” “No, you haven’t.” Her tone was flat. “Finding an STC? Ring a bell?” “Yes, good job, everyone is happy. How does that benefit the Family? How are we making money off of it?” “There is a war on, you know. Golgotha? Everyone in the galaxy is going?” “There is always a war. How are you making money?” Before you could reply, she cut you off. “We are transiting armies of pilgrims there. Stores of ammunition, torpedoes, shells. We are selling ‘relics’ of your husband. We’re exporting our cult to other chapels. The converts are lining up to pay us. You have done none of that. You are using the ship as your personal yacht, going on unexplained missions that usually end in a dead Magos. Golgotha? Dead magos. Civil war here? Dead Magos. Mars? Dead lizard and probably Magos. That’s great for the Mechanicus, that’s poo poo for the Family. If you want to be Lord-Sire, loving do your job, or let someone else who will.” You narrowed your eyes. “And the fact that this looks like a coup doesn’t mean anything at all.” “Ohone, you think everything is a coup. Probably because all your actions are working to that end.” “You dare…” “Yes, yes, you are going to rip off my arms or space me or full-process me or any of the other horrible things you’ve done. Everyone in the Imperium knows what a monster you can be, and they love you for it. I’ve seen to that. Your ‘authentic biography’ sells on ten thousand worlds, you have action figures on ten thousand more. Mind you, it would have been helpful if you showed up to any of our ‘interviews.’ We had to fake them with old footage. We even licensed a truly terrible romance series. “But you are so paranoid that you ignore your responsibilities, take the ship on unexplained and unprofitable missions, and kill everyone who might look like they might become competent.” She held your gaze, crossed her arms. Leaned back against the wall. “Well, cousin? Is this where you kill me?” Loel fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Nov 6, 2015 |
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Nov 6, 2015 19:05
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Yes, Limosa can do better! Zap!!
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Nope, she's absolutely right. We should thank her for her job well done.
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dog kisser posted:Nope, she's absolutely right. We should thank her for her job well done. Doesn't call for the public display, we delegated those duties as a lord sire does, just because she does them doesn't make her lord sire OR give her the authority to assume control, she's getting too big for britches. We and Fabiyan are the reason we're making money she's a manager acting like she's the main talent. Kill her now
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"The fact you did this first, and are now attempting to justify it makes this a power play. Who saved you? Who saved you time after time? How difficult would it have been to package up this nice little speech in a video file and zap it over to me? For you, five minutes? Instead, you go around behind my back and build a power base. This justification is excellent. If you had asked, I would have been fine with this, given official sanction. If you asked." Strip her of power, add her to a Krieg battalion. If she survives, well and good. The problem is not with the actions. The problem is how the actions were done.
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"Thank you Amacita, but your services are no longer required. The Beast and the Family are taking a new direction." Then execute everyone outside the doors and put the ship under lockdown until we cleanse this mutiny, saving Amacita for last. What Amacita doesn't realize is that the Family is no longer needed. Profit factor is not longer needed. Amacita's world is no longer needed. We have become more than a lord sire and when we are done rebuilding the ship it will run itself and we will trade in Galactic power. I'm tempted to SLUDGE the whole ship and begin cloning new Kreig. The Beast is dead, Long Live Ohone.
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Arkanomen posted:"Thank you Amacita, but your services are no longer required. The Beast and the Family are taking a new direction." Then execute everyone outside the doors and put the ship under lockdown until we cleanse this mutiny, saving Amacita for last. 
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It might be fun to activate all the defenses we put on the ship and have these little mutineers literally run for their lives. Whoever can make it across the ship and back alive gets to live! Anyone who helps them gets to go on the Dethrun as well! E: Honestly it would have been perfectly fine to let her have her little imagined kingdom, playing lordsire and having her little Cabal if she simply bowed to us but this, this was just dumb. I wonder if this Amacita is a clone or she has something planned for all this, but then again making this power play is literally the dumbest move she could make. Amacita are you loving with us? Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Nov 6, 2015 |
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Wentley posted:"The fact you did this first, and are now attempting to justify it makes this a power play. Who saved you? Who saved you time after time? How difficult would it have been to package up this nice little speech in a video file and zap it over to me? For you, five minutes? Instead, you go around behind my back and build a power base. This justification is excellent. If you had asked, I would have been fine with this, given official sanction. If you asked." Arkanomen posted:What Amacita doesn't realize is that the Family is no longer needed. Profit factor is not longer needed. Amacita's world is no longer needed. We have become more than a lord sire and when we are done rebuilding the ship it will run itself and we will trade in Galactic power. I'm tempted to SLUDGE the whole ship and begin cloning new Kreig. The Beast is dead, Long Live Ohone.
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Arkanomen posted:It might be fun to activate all the defenses we put on the ship and have these little mutineers literally run for their lives. Whoever can make it across the ship and back alive gets to live! Anyone who helps them gets to go on the Dethrun as well! I thought we weren't insane anymore
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Smile at her, apologize for trying to melt her face off, say we're sorry for neglicting to rake in profits. Lean in for a hug. Then when she's in our arms and has nowhere else to run, tell her the God-Emperor's needs go before the needs of the family, declare her a traitor, and melt her face off.
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Wentley posted:"The fact you did this first, and are now attempting to justify it makes this a power play. Who saved you? Who saved you time after time? How difficult would it have been to package up this nice little speech in a video file and zap it over to me? For you, five minutes? Instead, you go around behind my back and build a power base. This justification is excellent. If you had asked, I would have been fine with this, given official sanction. If you asked." I like the bold part but not the rest. Let's just start bringing the council to us and get involved in SOME decision-making on board. Delegate, approve, some level of leadership. It wouldn't be hard to wring profit out of this. Keep up the charade until we hit that sweet technological singularity. She's right and was driven to a do-or-die gamble. It literally doesn't matter if she's Chaos-aligned, the trains arrive on time. We should actually be a big picture executive on the ship as opposed to a whirlwind of murder-tantrums. The last time we even met with ranking officials on the ship was before Agatha's World. That was subjectively like a decade ago.
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