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SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
Finally caught up!

Be cagey

We are on MARS.
Yeah this could be alot of things, another AI, the "Real" Fab gen
or, ya'know,
THE VOID DRAGON

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SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
C + D
Its kind of awkward to send an "All hands on deck" call out then say "No wait, I want to show off for a sec."

I recommend we C: GO TO LUNA mostly to keep our promise to the former lord sire and religious reasons, but also while there D: FIND A SHIP/FLEET COMBAT SPECIALIST Ohone has no real ship combat or fleet management skills, and while it could just be Deus Ex'd into her brain it might be more fun to find a crusty old admiral to advise and teach her. (Both great-great-great-ect grandma and Athena aren't a good choice due to "Modern" Imperial fleet tactics)

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
Are.... we seeing the emergence of the system-sized space hulk Golgatha?
And possibly a massive being

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008

Lazaruise posted:

God I hope they storm into the planet and all the sudden find the god emperor walking around for the first time in 10000 years who promptly just loving melts them all into slag.

Lowell at the helm? See Empy waking up from 10,000 years of indiscribable ultra-torture, after being force-fed thousands of terrified souls a day, his teachings and doctrine twisted, and his "savior" consorting with AI's (and possibly tzeench)? Now see him melting most of the SOL system to warp goo.

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
Probably the "best" we can hope for here is Fabiyan slam dunks the world-fortress into the hole Magnus left in the the thrones defences and Empy can reincarnate/go insane without Terra being ground zero for a new eye of terror.

SergZpartan fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Dec 18, 2015

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
Plan Outrail

also:

Reprogram his mecha-hoverround to sometimes sound a clown horn whenever he says "Heretic".

Passive aggressive Ohone is fun.

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008

LowellDND posted:

Current: 403,913
Jan 4 Goal: 412,903

Golgotha

Metalline fingers reached out, handed her a cup. “You do have an eye for art, I will say.”
She smiled. “Thank you. It took a bit of effort getting everything in place, but I think it’s coming together nicely.”
“My dear, you have a talent for understatement. This…” he gestured “Is the finest diorama I have ever seen. Did you see the latest event?”
“You know I did.”
“Have you ever seen so many Arks in one place? Or so many variants of Tyranids fighting them? The diversity alone, it could make one cry.”
“Mm. And none have noticed the outermost wrapping.”
“Of course not.” He waved. “Primitives, not even knowing they are on a stage. Their sensors can barely see the system, let alone two light years away.”
“And the progress on that …?”
“Is going as planned. No unexpected occurrences, no raids, no sabotage. We’re having to dismantle several dead worlds, but they were marked for such an occasion.”
“Any side effects that the actors might notice?”
“Not particularly. If they got ahold of that STC -” He glanced meaningfully at her. “Yes, they would notice some of the temporal distortions.”
“That won’t be a problem.”
If his metal face had had eyebrows, he would have raised them. “Mm. How are you so sure? The Tyranids, certainly, have no interest in such a thing, but the Mechanicus might get lucky. Reach the screen, find some method of breaking it down.”
She chuckled. “It wouldn’t matter.”
“Mm. I see. But your little scheme won’t interfere with the diorama?”
“I think it will add to the pathos of it, frankly.”
He stood still, finally nodded. “Well, you do have an eye for art.”

:allears:
Here's hoping things get heated enough for one of the big 4 to show up in time for a place in the diorama.

Just hit that big ol' reset button.

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
So all of the major factions are accounted for except the craftworld eldar now? They've been fairly quiet for a while now...

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
Weaponized spacejunk

I vote we also try to kludge together some warp torpedoes (with AI help), guided projectiles that are launched directly into the warp, then re-emerge near the target.
Try dodging and shooting down projectiles that appear right next to or inside your ships Huron!

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008

LowellDND posted:

snakes dont have arms

Slice of life?: "fam"

"Thanks fam" Abbadon nodded to the figure behind him.

To the camera, both of Abbadon's arm seemed to detach and move away.

The silent figure plodded off into the shadows, always ready if needed.

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
Team Catgirl

For only one reason, after pages apon pages of grimdark, Lowell would have to do a 360 and make everything have a happy ending for as many beings as possible.

Faintly, you can almost hear the literary threads in his head snap.

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
Call him up, have a polite chat, hire him to stab Abbadon in the back.
(all over a filtered anti-meme channel, maybe mention "Yes you've made your point")

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008

Hot Dog Day 80 posted:

Voting we offer to invade the garden of the Plague Lord

Yes! Lets save Isha from ol' uncle Nurgle.

Just as planned

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
I'm disappointed goons!
Lowell has presented you with an opportunity to punch a god in the face and steal its stuff
Maybe even two gods!
Elves or not this would bring our gods saved count to 3 (Emps-Isha-Khaine) and gods punched count to 2 (Slan-Nurg)
Do it

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
I....already voted?

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
Offer only to show them to the front door, no more (and neglect to mention the murderiffic eldar carnival camped on the front steps)

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
No Deal
Return him to Anna,
Via the main gun.

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008

LowellDND posted:

“Do we want to use it to message her?”

“We love you. We love you…”

SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008
Nah Tzeencth fistbumping Ohone only to find she was actually a carefully arranged group of warhound scout titans is more Creeds style.

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SergZpartan
Jun 20, 2008

LowellDND posted:

Oh thank christ

That screaming you hear is lowell worried he'll have to have a noblebright ending for his grimdark story if team catgirl wins.

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