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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 10, 2004


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Drink Cheerwine
Apr 13, 2009

Deliciously Different

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It's Good Taste!


thats a dog maybe

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


looks more like an ewok

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 10, 2004


he cute but real mad

Drink Cheerwine
Apr 13, 2009

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possibly some other kind of canid, like a raccoon dog or a bush dog

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

Looks like a common stoophound.

Lure it out with some bread then step on it.

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011



That's not a badger, it's an old dying dog. Put it out of its misery.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

The skin that drips down
Off the tree
Or peels back slowly
From your knee
Erupts into your lung
and heart
You laugh and laughing,
Fall apart


common brushtail possum

Drink Cheerwine
Apr 13, 2009

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if my dog ever looked at me like that, i'd nail him t othe loving wall

not my wall tho, your wall

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004




That's one pissed off raccoon!!!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 10, 2004


Drink Cheerwine posted:

if my dog ever looked at me like that, i'd nail him t othe loving wall

not my wall tho, your wall

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

Good work, you found Johnny Gosch.

Drink Cheerwine
Apr 13, 2009

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AW HELL NO

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011


Drink Cheerwine posted:

if my dog ever looked at me like that, i'd nail him t othe loving wall

not my wall tho, your wall

Old dogs like to hide under porches and poo poo when they feel close to dying. They just want to be left alone. No need to nail him to any walls, his stench of rotten decaying dog-corpse will soon be in every wall anyway. Do the dog a favour and give him a .22lr between the eyes, pointing downwards, and bury him properly.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



lol poor guy woke up on the wrong side a the mattress he just want a forty a that olde english to get started in the morning

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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tape a fork to a broom handle/stick and just poke it till it leaves.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Jerry Mumphrey posted:

A Badger Under the Steps is Scary

I'm sure you just happened to get a photo of that badger from the wrong angle and he's perfectly lovely otherwise.



Look, I'll grab a random image off google and we'll see what peaceful and beautiful creatures they really are:




Okay, that's another bad example. I'll grab another random photo:





Okay I'm having a really bad run here, I'm sure the next photo will be better:




FINE THEY SUCK

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012


I will remove that badger for 350 Canadian dollars.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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why hasn't badger fighting overtaken dog fighting, and cock fighting?

Captain Matchbox
Sep 22, 2008

BOP THE STOATS

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_brushtail_possum

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004




Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm sure you just happened to get a photo of that badger from the wrong angle and he's perfectly lovely otherwise.



Look, I'll grab a random image off google and we'll see what peaceful and beautiful creatures they really are:




Okay, that's another bad example. I'll grab another random photo:





Okay I'm having a really bad run here, I'm sure the next photo will be better:




FINE THEY SUCK

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010



its a man in a mask

ukle
Nov 28, 2005


dontcareaboutname posted:

why hasn't badger fighting overtaken dog fighting, and cock fighting?

Probably because the badgers would probably kill the handlers. Badgers are vicious gits and really noisy doing anything as well; they are kind of the drunk sociopath of the animal world.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

ukle posted:

Probably because the badgers would probably kill the handlers. Badgers are vicious gits and really noisy doing anything as well; they are kind of the drunk sociopath of the animal world.

so what are cats? run-of-the-mill narcissists?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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Libelous Slander posted:

so what are cats? run-of-the-mill narcissists?

slow methodical serial killers.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001


dontcareaboutname posted:

why hasn't badger fighting overtaken dog fighting, and cock fighting?
it used to be big in Britain and Ireland. some people got caught still doing it in Northern Ireland a few years ago

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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I'm Crap posted:

it used to be big in Britain and Ireland. some people got caught still doing it in Northern Ireland a few years ago

sounds metal is it like american dog fighting where they juice up dogs for a couple years then give them meth before a fight?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 10, 2004


I put cat food, dog food and human food out so if it doesn't eat any of those we will have confirmation that it is a badger or at least not a cat/dog/human ina badger mask

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 10, 2004



kinda want to pet his wintery fur

32MB OF ESRAM
Feb 28, 2007

i am literally unit-01

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

kinda want to pet his wintery fur

same but u would regret

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

kinda want to pet his wintery fur

just kill it and wear it.

Badass
Apr 14, 2014



dontcareaboutname posted:

just kill it and wear it.

How would you feel if someone killed you and wore your skin as a coat

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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Badass posted:

How would you feel if someone killed you and wore your skin as a coat

flattered.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005



Floor badger watches you masturbate.

Biggie Shorty
Oct 8, 2008


This thread is a shameless smearjob targeting one of mother earth's most noble and cuddly creatures








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Mar 11, 2009

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Biggie Shorty posted:

This thread is a shameless smearjob targeting one of mother earth's most noble and cuddly creatures










what kind of dog is this???

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


Business Gorillas posted:

what kind of dog is this???

a good dog

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


naem
May 29, 2011



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA8p...be_gdata_player

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Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004




Badass posted:

How would you feel if someone killed you and wore your skin as a coat

Flat.

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