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what should be done with the sea world orcas
keep them alive and tortured so that people can be entertained by them
they should be set free in nature where they will die
kill them
hmm...not sure op
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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Melmac posted:

sperm whale hole-y grail
Melmac
Dec 24, 2007
I want your sausage. Keep it up!

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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
God said, "Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground."

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

redreader posted:

My wife won some kind of competition and is getting a free trip + flight etc to seaworld in san diego. Any tips as to what to do or avoid? I suppose since she got that trip she'll see every single loving thing.

Yes, avoid San Diego

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Fabricated posted:

i guess one upside to sea world is that eventually you'll get to see what weird hosed up mutant whales they end up with because despite being the self claimed masters of taking care of and breeding orcas they can't seem to stop them from inbreeding rampantly

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Melmac posted:

yeah but they interviewed a doctor who wasn't a doctor of orcas so what's your point

If I wanted to go interview an orca doctor I wonder where I would find one who:

A. doesn't work in the orca-zoo industry

B. doesn't mind getting blacklisted by the orca-zoo industry forever

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

nigga crab pollock posted:

i have family that worked really high up at sea world.

Head Whale Masturbator

VP of Baby Dolphin Acquisition

Chief Seal Disciplinarian

Your family's evil is what I'm getting at here

PostNouveau fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Aug 16, 2014

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Is that a retarded tiger

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


baw you should never change your av its a proud piece of sa history akin to IM A LIAR

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014
i'll go to seaworld if they feed seaworld peeps to the orcas


























oh wait they already do that

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Acquire Currency! posted:

Is that a retarded tiger

Literally yes.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 644 days!

I'll love him, and pet him, and squeeze him

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Companion Cube posted:

If I wanted to go interview an orca doctor I wonder where I would find one who:

A. doesn't work in the orca-zoo industry

B. doesn't mind getting blacklisted by the orca-zoo industry forever

is this some kind of sarcastic post and im not getting it, or do you actually not know where to find these people

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 644 days!
I actually live up the road from a family of Orca doctors, nice people, but they have trouble finding work in Iowa.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

SmokaDustbowl posted:

everyone loves marineland

except dolphins

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

Also most people visiting Sea World Orlando are not from Florida, though there are frequently protesters at the entrance of the park. But y'know lolflorida bugsbunny.gif and all that.

in fairness i love about an hour from orlando so ive.earned the right to bitch about dumb fucks in fl :smug:

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Lutha Mahtin posted:

is this some kind of sarcastic post and im not getting it, or do you actually not know where to find these people

It's sarcasm, the one guy was all "well clearly this documentary is totally suspect because they interviewed a regular neurologist and not an ORCA neurologist and you know that's so different no one could possibly draw any conclusions without being an orca specialist." I wanted to point out that it might be tough to find any orca neurologists at all, let alone ones who don't work at Sea World, or something like Sea World, or hope to do so some time in the future.

Kind of like how practically everyone in charge of making sure oil rigs don't blow up and spew crude into the Gulf of Mexico are also oil industry guys themselves, with obvious results. Where else would you acquire the expertise?

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

everyone loves marineland

gently caress marineland drat

cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax

Cesar Cedeno posted:

I actually live up the road from a family of Orca doctors, nice people, but they have trouble finding work in Iowa.

drat economy. Impeach Obama!

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Companion Cube posted:

Kind of like how practically everyone in charge of making sure oil rigs don't blow up and spew crude into the Gulf of Mexico are also oil industry guys themselves, with obvious results. Where else would you acquire the expertise?

but there are tons of marine biologists who work for universities and stuff?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

warroar posted:

in canada we have marineland

marineland loving blows

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

they did refute the claims. (.PDF file) I'm not going to claim to know anything about orcas or the validity of these arguments, only posting this to show that they did more than finger point and claim "propaganda!"

No, they loving lied

baw posted:

ok so seaworld made that response, got it

and then some scientists wrote back

quote:

Orcas die prematurely at SeaWorld. More orcas have died under SeaWorld’s care
than are currently alive in all at its parks.
Its orcas live, on average, as little as a third of
the life span of wild orcas. Despite the veterinary care provided at SeaWorld, it has not
improved the animals’ 50% infant mortality rate. A growing body of scientific evidence
shows that orcas die an early death in captivity, with an annual mortality rate at least three
times higher than in the wild. Most orcas at SeaWorld have died in their teens and 20’s (if
they survived infancy in the first place), compared with an average life expectancy of
30-50 years in the wild (and an estimated maximum life span of 60-90 years). The few
animals in SeaWorld’s collection who have lived closer to their natural average life
expectancy are highlighted as poster children for the captivity industry. Instead they
should be seen as extraordinary survivors.

Great loving job there

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009

a hole-y ghost posted:

imprisoned cumwhale

Please change my name to this mods

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
It doesn't take any kind of expert to realize a loving WHALE would want more space if it had a choice. Anybody with the slightest bit of empathy towards animals knows this intuitively.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

a hole-y ghost posted:

imprisoned cumwhale



:ralp: :butt: :hampants: :freakfuta: :cumpolice: :puckout:

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Aug 16, 2014

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SirDan3k posted:

Yes, avoid San Diego

but but it's a fun stoner town

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014

nigga crab pollock posted:

i have family that worked really high up at sea world. they refused an interview for the movie and guess what that was a smart idea cause balckfish is kind of disingenuous and misrepresents a lot of facts and has some p scummy filmmaking

its not totally untrue duh but they really skewed it in their favor by only interviewing junior trainers and not mentioning some pretty fuckin important people

so which part's not accurate about the film?

is it the kidnapping of baby orcas? or the part where they starve the animals until they perform tricks?

i want to go to seaworld to see all it's supporters fed to the whales

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I wish they had tiny whales that you could keep in fish tanks.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The Taint Reaper posted:

I wish they had tiny whales that you could keep in fish tanks.
yeah it's called your mother :mmmhmm:

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

redreader posted:

My wife won some kind of competition and is getting a free trip + flight etc to seaworld in san diego. Any tips as to what to do or avoid? I suppose since she got that trip she'll see every single loving thing.

skip sea world go to the zoo instead and then hit balboa park right next to the zoo and hit up all our museums, they are all right next to each other. Eat a bunch of mexican food. hill crest is right by the zoo too you can get a ton of good food there. if you guys want a third hit up the fruit loop.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

etalian posted:

but but it's a fun stoner town

No it's a military tourist town.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

natetimm posted:

No it's a military tourist town.

depends on what part of san diego, we count parts that aren't san diego city as san diego east west north south county.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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human profits are more important than whale lives hth op

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

dontcareaboutname posted:

depends on what part of san diego, we count parts that aren't san diego city as san diego east west north south county.

I'm south county, man. The deep, southwest county.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Fojar38 posted:

human profits are more important than whale lives hth op

unironically this

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

dontcareaboutname posted:

skip sea world go to the zoo instead and then hit balboa park right next to the zoo and hit up all our museums, they are all right next to each other. Eat a bunch of mexican food. hill crest is right by the zoo too you can get a ton of good food there. if you guys want a third hit up the fruit loop.

balboa park owns, little italy is worth checking out too

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

etalian posted:

balboa park owns, little italy is worth checking out too

i left it out because i wasn't sure how much time he had, My grandpa used to be friends with the dude that owned the bakery in little italy and all the shop owners gave me free food was awesome.

Norbert
Feb 2, 2004

Lol at http://seaworld.com/truth/truth-about-blackfish/:
'It takes years to be qualified to work with killer whales The film ignores all the steps and protocols trainers must take in order to be promoted through the ranks.' which links to this document that was apparently lifted from a Dilbert strip.

It's a real masterpiece of typos, references to people by first name only, and 'We gave you a pamphlet so you learned it all yourself, right?' corporate training checklist bullshit.

Also, Discuss 90-day appraisal is like right near the bottom.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Fojar38 posted:

human profits are more important than whale lives hth op

Cream_Filling posted:

unironically this


I don't see a problem the market is correcting Sea World atm so whats the big deal waht do you have against capitalism???

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
this thread has made me hungry for orca fin soup

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
them whales too big to be i na swimmin pool. also ud think these dumb rear end b*tches would realize chlorine from pool water hgonna gently caress up them whales skin ALSO it kills they gills. these dumb rear end whites dont know sh**t

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