lol sea world is really getting owned by that documentary

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what should be done with the sea world orcas
	keep them alive and tortured so that people can be entertained by them
	they should be set free in nature where they will die
	kill them
	hmm...not sure op

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Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

So which is more accurate? Free Willy or Blackfish?

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Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

SeaWorld probably had something to do with Michael Jackson's death. Think about it.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 16:58

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Why don't we just put children in cages and charge admission to see them and feed them Lucky Charms from a gumball machine?

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Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Zoos teach children important lessons like masturbating in public can be fun for everyone.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 17:09

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

cname posted:

Why don't you just do this with goons? Give them a gaming rig with an internet connection and whatever console they want.

You'll take my Wiimote when you pry it from my clammy Cheeto-encrusted hands.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 17:10

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

He means the orcas have names in orca tongue

Need pictures of orca tongue

EDIT: Post haste

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Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Rollofthedice posted:

Have fun, weirdo.

My sweet Angeline...

EDIT: Is her name Angeline?

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 17:17

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I'm not worried. I'm sure she'll whisper her real name into my ear...

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 17:21

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Blackfish is not news. Jaws 3(D) revealed that sharks at SeaWorld were eating people back in the 80s.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 17:25

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Rollofthedice posted:

Never mind jacking that thing off, imagine what that tongue can do!

It's called making love, you disgusting little prick.

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Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

You already impress me, little duckling.

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