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i'm going to be clear here take off your pants remove your underwear photograph your penis using whatever device you prefer and post that photo in this thread
*stamps approval on business action plan, handles all the necessary byobeaucratic paperwork*
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lmaooo will-to-ppower sapped by roguish musclebody twink 
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Aug 15, 2014 20:21
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Aug 15, 2014 20:33
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lmao (to hot date after mutually respectful eat and drink time ): "excus for a moment" *pulls live crawdad out of pecker, sets down in bowl on nightstand* "okay, where were we?"
nothin shrimpy about that wang
haha it's nice we're all having a laugh it's good to laugh but post your dick
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Aug 15, 2014 20:42
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confused by your use of the singular form of the word, but ok here's me
"dickful-for-nothing they called me" *shakes head ruefully, chin scrote gently wagging*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aCWPEEg0FI
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Aug 15, 2014 20:52
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Tank: "what do you need, besides a miracle?"
Neo: "dick pics. Lots of dick pics."
 update I have not YET posted my magnificent dick yet
okay, heisenberg lmao, guess it doesn't existe until wave function collapses and you have either a glorious veiny beautiful cock meat or a cleft of some kind maybe
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Aug 15, 2014 21:03
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im sorry here is an erect #selfie
lmao
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Aug 15, 2014 23:05
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what's so funny? 
crawded is ticklin my pee pee lmao, you av a rare talent for tasteful depections of the penis
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Aug 16, 2014 00:39
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if this post gets 20 emptyquotes a lurker has to draw byob meme spider guy on their dick and post it
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Aug 16, 2014 05:44
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this is sexual harrassment, and i for one will not stand for it
haha, right-o you are! now whip that bad boy out and capture/upload it for bbyob legacy, let's not make it any gayer than it has to be
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Aug 16, 2014 06:18
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Aug 16, 2014 07:46
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like a rock climbing wall of cocks 
lmao *steals across streets of sleepy small town on bicycle just before sunrise. turns down winding gravel path, sees luvcow's lost/found woods dog, almost loses control for a second, bursts through thicket just as the sun breaks over the horizon to wrap cock mountain in nimbus of glory*
*sighs* I made it
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done 
me like the thing s on yyou pepe
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