Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax

bobvonunheil posted:

gently caress I don't want people to know I paid an extra 10 bucks to an internet comedy forum for no reason whatsoever

you should be able to bury that poo poo DEEP

new forums upgrade to hide platinum CONFIRMED

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

bobvonunheil posted:

gently caress I don't want people to know I paid an extra 10 bucks to an internet comedy forum for no reason whatsoever

you should be able to bury that poo poo DEEP

It's ok I never bought my own account or plat they were both gifts. You can't just go through life worrying about what others think of you. that is a lot of pressure to put on yourself so just relax and roll with it.

landy.
Jan 20, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Minrad posted:

This post is only available to platinum users! Click here to upgrade your account!

I already know I don't deserve plat so I'm not going to click

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Minrad posted:

This post is only available to platinum users! Click here to upgrade your account!

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

reagan posted:

new forums upgrade to hide platinum CONFIRMED

new forums upgrade to get rid of platinum only $25

www
Aug 4, 2010

im reporting everyone who doesnt have plat

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I thought I got this because I'm better than all of you. Hmm.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
its actually a square to warn people that the poster is a square

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



countdown until someone buys the emoticon.

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
I don't remember if I bought plat

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
now there's a handy reminder


but really all i'm going to remember is that i bought a weird little square next to my name and wonder why i made such a purchase

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



i want to pay more money to make my square do things and stuff like new colors and the ability to interbreed with other squares and battle other squares

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
actually it kind of looks like an unchecked checkbox poll and that makes me feel like i am unwanted


richard can i purchase a check for my box please

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I would also like a check. Makes me feel like I'm getting things done!

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Control Panel posted:

Platinum also makes you cooler than other users.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
it's only the start, diamond users coming soon

this is how they drive us apart

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
I paid ten bucks for THIS?!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Lotwax, docevil, and smorky sit around a table. lowtax looks at some figures written on a napkin. "well search still doesnt work, poster generated content is down, and new regs are decreasing." shmroky scratches her beard. docevil says "lawtax daddy what will we do? the forums are my life." lowtax frowns and dabs at some spilled cum on the table.

suddenly Radium bursts through the door! "i know im probably the last person you want to see right now lowtax but i have a solution to your problems! the forums will be reborn!"

a slow smile creeps over lowtax's face. "radium, my friend, i think i know EXACTLY what you mean." docevil slips a hand into his pants and shmorky's eyes go wide.

radium says "a little grey box next to platinum users!"

docevil ejaculats


stay tuned for part 2...

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



you irl posted:

Lotwax, docevil, and smorky sit around a table. lowtax looks at some figures written on a napkin. "well search still doesnt work, poster generated content is down, and new regs are decreasing." shmroky scratches her beard. docevil says "lawtax daddy what will we do? the forums are my life." lowtax frowns and dabs at some spilled cum on the table.

suddenly Radium bursts through the door! "i know im probably the last person you want to see right now lowtax but i have a solution to your problems! the forums will be reborn!"

a slow smile creeps over lowtax's face. "radium, my friend, i think i know EXACTLY what you mean." docevil slips a hand into his pants and shmorky's eyes go wide.

radium says "a little grey box next to platinum users!"

docevil ejaculats


stay tuned for part 2...

poor person spotted

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013
The icon should be a golden/plat crown not a cube. Could possibly piss off more people/draw more money to the website. Well actually we should do a contest and the poster with the best idea gets a free blowjob or something.

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
do plat features even work lmfao

Edward_Lapine
Jan 21, 2011

I thought you were actually gay, I mean...
So did I, for a bit, but then I found out about the prohibitive standards of hygiene, and all that DANCING!
I can't be the only person who tried to click on the platinum square at first thinking it was a check box.

Check your platinum privilege before you post please.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
:siren: OCD has been triggered :siren:

im gay posted:

do plat features even work lmfao

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
no avatar but have plat. sweet.

dik-dik
Feb 21, 2009

reagan posted:

new forums upgrade to hide platinum CONFIRMED

no joke I would pay for this

Gun Metal Cray
Apr 27, 2005

Pillbug
i'm plat

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Flesh Forge posted:

feels good man

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
drat can't see it in the mobile app

need an update asap

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

A goon's band had an upcoming gig, and made a thread with plat awarded for the best publicity poster submitted. I won. Now, I win again. Yay...little square!

ItBurns
Jul 24, 2007

reagan posted:

new forums upgrade to hide platinum CONFIRMED

I only accept bitcoins thanks

quote:

// ==UserScript==
// @name SA: Block plat
// @namespace SA
// @include *.somethingawful.*
// @version 1
// @require http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.1.0/jquery.min.js
// @grant GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==
$('.author').removeClass('platinum')

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/greasemonkey/

ItBurns fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Aug 16, 2014

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)


toggle
Nov 7, 2005

thanks for making a thread about this and bringing it to my attention.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
durr

Bivens
Jun 23, 2003

die mensch·maschine
after eleven years Platinum finally has a benefit

that's less than a dollar per year

Wet Bandit
Nov 6, 2005

This is dumb.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
makes it easy to see which posts are worth reading

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
now i know who truly gives a poo poo about this forum and can update my trolling accordingly.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I keep trying to check the boxes and delete, but nothing happens

Vogler
Feb 6, 2009
Haha wow look at all these fuckin nerds... go buy some virtual spaceships you losers

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Why would they do this? This is AWFUL!
e: it looks like a hornets' nest! THIS SURE IS SOMETHING.

  • Locked thread