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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Platinum Users Club House
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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

 also lol at people with newbie avatars with platinum what the hell

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Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Little grey box making me feel like a better person.
Enjoy not having a box you plebeians.

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Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
 Sure is nice being part of Lowtax's Favorites.

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SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Arkanomen posted:

Little grey box making me feel like a better person.
Enjoy not having a box you plebeians.

Thanks, I will, it reminds me of the time I didn't give lowtax :10bux:

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inSTAALed
Feb 3, 2008

MOP

n'

SLOP
look at this thread full of gay rich people

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

I hope it gets changed from a box to a goatse hole.

it makes sense considering the gaping hole in our wallets. jk :10bux: isnt even a sneeze for me

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
greetings,

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Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

 Platinum privilege is when you go into a thread and realize you're better than other posters because you have an extra icon.

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Rad Gravity
Mar 14, 2012

Palpek posted:

also lol at people with newbie avatars with platinum what the hell

Platinum lurkers.

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

inSTAALed posted:

look at this thread full of gay rich people

You can afford to be gay when you're as rich as we are.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
gently caress them dirty poors, amirite?

Do we have some sort of fence or armed guards to keep them from getting into our thread and taking our jobs?

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Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Jon Joe posted:

You can afford to be gay when you're as rich as we are.

cure for aids: something awful platinum
:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:
:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

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Asimo
Sep 23, 2007

Palpek posted:

also lol at people with newbie avatars with platinum what the hell
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Rynex
Sep 26, 2007

Palpek posted:

also lol at people with newbie avatars with platinum what the hell

they made the right choice by going plat first at least

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lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
I've waited my whole life to belong to something. it is not as great as I had hoped

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Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
Feels good man

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Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
Finally some recognition

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rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA

Neo Duckberg posted:

greetings,

Greetings.

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
 Platinum-only forum please, Lowtax.

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Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


 :siren:All the poors better get to their side of the tracks:siren:

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Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
/:

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rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA

Fallows posted:

Feels good man

You know what feels good? Putting my hand into my platinum freezer for five minutes and then cupping my sweaty scrotum with it.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 BBQ tomorrow at the club house. bring your slaves

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Atoramos posted:

:siren:All the poors better get to their side of the tracks:siren:

We have a thread for that.

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ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax
gently caress YOU RICHARD "FARTMAN" KYANKA!! YOU CANT SEGREGATE ME AFTER I PAID FOR MY FORUMS ACCOUNT YOU CAPITALIST PIG


PLAT POSTERS ARE SCUM

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

 i'm farting so hard in your thread its gonna need to wipe

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

SaltLick posted:

it makes sense considering the gaping hole in our wallets. jk :10bux: isnt even a sneeze for me
lol now i can distinguish you from this guy: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658012&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post433569019

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HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.


 Hey hey hey

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Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

ReptileChillock posted:

YOU CANT SEGREGATE ME

:siren:BACK ACROSS THE TRACKS, POOR:siren:

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


 drat i'm loving fancy now.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgoqrgc_0cM

Official song of the club

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Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
The minimum wage is way too high guys, amirite?

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Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Runaktla posted:

The minimum wage is way too high guys, amirite?

Bring back child labor imo

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
We should hire one of the poors to bring us our fancy cigars and silk robes and fine wines. Then we'll pat them on the head, tip them a dollar, and send them on their way.

A dollar is a lot of money to people like that. They'll be grateful to us.

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Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
What are going to do about the New Plats buying their way into the upper crust, pretending to be old plats who worked hard for their silver pin.

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HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.


 If by 'pat on the head' you mean 'slap em silly' and by 'tip them a dollar' you mean 'send them back to the plantation' you are speaking the truth good sir

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImLiQOaknMs

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Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Arkanomen posted:

What are going to do about the New Plats buying their way into the upper crust, pretending to be old plats who worked hard for their silver pin.

I hate new money bitches.

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
 this game is bad ur all bad how did i sell enough copies to get plat/??

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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

 I'm not going to be happy until I have a button that can set poor poster's posts on fire.

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