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sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I really don't understand why it's wrong to own a person, I mean I have the money

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
You self-made goons stand out like a sore thumb with your adequately tailored outlet suits & uneasiness around the Beluga caviar.

Rat Flavoured Rats
Oct 24, 2005
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-rat_flavoured_rats.gif"><br><font size=+2 color=#2266bc>I'm a little fairy girl<font size=+0> <b>^_^</b></font>
the spice must flow

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
hi everyone

where's my fukken star for archives

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord
I thought it was a checkbox.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Azerban posted:

it sure is nice having slightly less money than an hour of minimum wage labour

Slightly more than an hour of minimum wage labor though

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

VikingSkull posted:

I really don't understand why it's wrong to own a person, I mean I have the money

You can own children. hth

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I bought plat on accident because I thought it was archives.


I never did get archives.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Chris Awful posted:

You can own children. hth

that I know every time I walk by the local playground I make sure to shout sick burns at them

Cosmic Web
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
Fun Shoe
gently caress the 99%

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax
docevil should get a prolapsed anus for his archives icon

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I'm all for monopolies so I let the poors have a monopoly on poo poo posting. It makes them feel special so they don't try and cause trouble

Theli
Jan 23, 2002

SORRY ABOUT MY TAINT
Fun Shoe
I don't remember buying myself plat so I had to look it up to find out what it does:

quote:

Platinum members get access to additional forum features, including search, private messaging, and image uploads. Platinum also makes you cooler than other users.

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

im going to brutally murder all of you plat havers

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
I sold my foodstamps for platinum.

Cotton Candidasis
Aug 28, 2008

Davincie posted:

im going to brutally murder all of you plat havers

Shut up and bring me my hot towel.

inSTAALed
Feb 3, 2008

MOP

n'

SLOP

Theli posted:

I don't remember buying myself plat so I had to look it up to find out what it does:

:cool:

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Davincie posted:

im going to brutally murder all of you plat havers

Feel free to PM your threats directly. OH WAIT

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax

Davincie posted:

im going to brutally murder all of you plat havers

bring it bitch

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat

Theli posted:

I don't remember buying myself plat so I had to look it up to find out what it does:

it's cool being cool. :)

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Davincie posted:

im going to brutally murder all of you plat havers

Hahaha, so cute! He thinks he's people!

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
i bought platinum for wow gold makes u think...

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
i feel so dirty now

poors if i lead your revolution will you have me
sort of like a che guevera figure

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Do you guys even read posts by non-plats? I don't.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Davincie posted:

im going to brutally murder all of you plat havers

Murder you say? Bring it on. I'll take you to school.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Inevitable posted:

I bought plat on accident because I thought it was archives.


I never did get archives.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Pawn 17 posted:

Do you guys even read posts by non-plats? I don't.

I do, it's naughty to go slumming but I love it.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Inevitable posted:

Feel free to PM your threats directly. OH WAIT

Nice one ol chap. Now let's talk about our stock portfolios over a glass of aged scotch

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
you know who also gave people easily-identifiable badges?

hitler

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

you know who also gave people easily-identifiable badges?

hitler

:eyepop: wow makes u think

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

Davincie posted:

im going to brutally murder all of you plat havers

Your mind has the will but your malnourished body is incapable.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




We need to deport all these loving poors to Madagascar.

And if that doesn't work...well...I'm sure we can think of something more effective.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Nelson Mandingo posted:

We need to deport all these loving poors to Madagascar.

And if that doesn't work...well...I'm sure we can think of something more effective.

I hear west Africa is nice this time of year

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

quote:

Platinum also makes you cooler than other users.

Hey, I don't think this feature is working.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

you know who also gave people easily-identifiable badges?

hitler

Hitler only gave those to the rich and most privileged oh wait that would be me 100%

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Pawn 17 posted:

Do you guys even read posts by non-plats? I don't.

a post with no chip is a post you should skip

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Pawn 17 posted:

Do you guys even read posts by non-plats? I don't.

I'm sure there will soon be an Firefox/Chrome extension to remove them completely.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Chris Awful posted:

I'm sure there will soon be an Firefox/Chrome extension to remove them completely.

Pssssh. Look at this green-plat poster. You only got plat because somebody made fun of you.

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PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

SaltLick posted:

I hear west Africa is nice this time of year

west coast best coast

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