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Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

my posting belongs in a bathroom also I have bad tastes in avatars

Hi there, you poor and unfortunate platinumless souls. Here you can suckle from the teet of the welfare state instead of growing up and getting a job so you can buy platinum. While you stay here I only ask that you shower at least once, preferably as soon as possible.

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darkwing cuck
Jan 13, 2009

Humour is like violence. They both come to you unexpectedly, and the more unpredictable they both are, the better it gets.


please goonsir may i have another

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006


Jon Joe posted:

Hi there, you poor and unfortunate platinumless souls. Here you can suckle from the teet of the welfare state instead of growing up and getting a job so you can buy platinum. While you stay here I only ask that you shower at least once, preferably as soon as possible.

Dad?

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011


don't tell anyone but i used my welfare state dollars to buy plat

PenguinBob
Oct 12, 2000


my platinum was unjustly taken from me by the worst mod, in the worst forum.

Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004


Post here for free plat? cool,count me in!

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

I'm frasier and this thread is mcginty's

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 24, 2007


are the showers free?

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

Jinkies!


I'm just going to post in here a couple days but I'll be back on my feet in no time I swear

Linda if youre reading this I'll be back soon

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006


Madcosby posted:

I'm just going to post in here a couple days but I'll be back on my feet in no time I swear

Linda if youre reading this I'll be back soon

Same, I'm just posting here between threads.....ol' Gil's gonna do it this time

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

my posting belongs in a bathroom also I have bad tastes in avatars


If you don't have plat, you're no son of mine.

Terry Francona posted:

Post here for free plat? cool,count me in!

Haha no. However if you desperately need to send a message to another user, we do have trained carrier pidgins for you to use.

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

are the showers free?

Yup! We here at the Poor Platinumless Souls Homeless Shelter encourage everyone to get in the showers. Take a long one. Really breath in the, ehm, steam.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008


Linda if you see madcos tell him he still owes me for the last tiner and i'm going to break his legs if he doesnt pay up

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011


i'm only here to make fun of those who can't even pull themselves up by government-issued bootstraps tee hee

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010


*removes sunglasses* i'm here for a photo op with some hobos

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



Boinks
Nov 24, 2003

Oozin along on your livinroom floor

Someone buy me plat so my kid isn't ashamed of me when she grows up.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009


please don't feed the poors

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006


Jon Joe posted:

If you don't have plat, you're no son of mine.


I thought that was you....I hope one day you'll be able to accept me as I am

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

my posting belongs in a bathroom also I have bad tastes in avatars

IF YOU ARE NOT PLATINUM, READING THIS POST IS ILLEGAL

Police Automaton posted:

please don't feed the poors

What if we feed the poors to the rich? I think it's a modest proposal.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007



Can anybody spare some change I would like to buy a platinum account... or heroin.

Probably heroin.

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007



Have you tried tasting poor people? They taste like rubber and sad.

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax


Can't wait till we end up in garden sheds in some Florida swampland

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001





you got the double shame of a cut off huge av?

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007



Oh hey I got platinum gently caress you guys you guys were losers anyways... poors.

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



Just stopping by so it looks like I give a poo poo.


*scatters change on the ground*

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

my posting belongs in a bathroom also I have bad tastes in avatars

Ruby got Railed posted:

you got the double shame of a cut off huge av?

Shame? I'm platinum and have the glory of a huge avatar, to show my truly huge glory.

Badass
Apr 14, 2014



Someone set up government assistance for platinum

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA


suck my non-platinum dick wigga

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Ugh, can we just bus the people in this thread to another forum?

Retail Slave
Nov 25, 2011

You are the only Packers poster who deserves the ignominy of an A.J. Hawk avatar. Enjoy.


The only reason you non-plats don't have platinum are because you're lazy and don't want to work. You could REALLY be platinum if you wanted to.

Now go flip my hamburgers!

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

my posting belongs in a bathroom also I have bad tastes in avatars

rootphreak posted:

suck my non-platinum dick wigga

I have some fortunate news for you.

Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004


I'm here to apply for the SA welfare plat voucher.

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007



Terry Francona posted:

I'm here to apply for the SA welfare plat voucher.

DENIED!

Ddraig
Sep 5, 2005

Sits with a full house

Greetings plebs. I have bought this piece of real estate with view of storing my fancy rich man things here like golf clubs and tax cuts. Please vacate the premises in an orderly manner or you will be charged the cost of the rubber bullets and CS gas needed to remove you.

Good day.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

my posting belongs in a bathroom also I have bad tastes in avatars

I need to mass-hire some poors to rate some threads 5. Will pay in stale popcorn.

Nation
May 8, 2003
Enjoy

*turns out pockets*

-One degraded sticker "POGS"
-A lighter / razorblade combo stick

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012



i need a deck on my mansion, who's hungry?

Tim Raines IRL
Aug 25, 2004

I should have stayed
in Canada


I'm doing volunteer work as community outreach to poors. You poors let me know if you need PMs sent or archives searched or something.

Nation
May 8, 2003
Enjoy

Suck yo dick fo' some platinum

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Boinks
Nov 24, 2003

Oozin along on your livinroom floor

I need some money for the bus can you spare $10?

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