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Meunkin
Sep 11, 2001

puppiespuppiespuppies
I like knowing that when I PM someone and they're not responding it's because I'm human garbage and not because they don't have plat.

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I think the free market just saved me

e: gently caress you got mine poors

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Costello Jello posted:

Being platinum is so much fun, I'm starting to wonder if Nazism started ironically and just snow-balled from there.

I'm pretty sure if you paid ten bux you could be one of Hitler's elite

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH
:siren: In a display of incomparable philanthropy, I, snortpocket the wealthy, pledge to purchase platinum user status for whoever makes the most interesting post on page 5 of this thread, as solely decided by me.

Dance for me you plebes

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
someone link a good archive thread i want to lord it up

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

snortpocket posted:

:siren: In a display of incomparable philanthropy, I, snortpocket the wealthy, pledge to purchase platinum user status for whoever makes the most interesting post on page 5 of this thread, as solely decided by me.

Dance for me you plebes

Splendid.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





snortpocket posted:

:siren: In a display of incomparable philanthropy, I, snortpocket the wealthy, pledge to purchase platinum user status for whoever makes the most interesting post on page 5 of this thread, as solely decided by me.

Dance for me you plebes

Lowtax allow this purchase to be tax deductible in the form of a free avatar purchase or he won't create any more platinums. You rely on your job creators

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH
watch this thread die on page 4 because poors are too lazy even for free poo poo


e: also mods please move my sa account to the cayman islands, tia

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

SaltLick posted:

Lowtax allow this purchase to be tax deductible in the form of a free avatar purchase or he won't create any more platinums. You rely on your job creators

If a benefit is received in exchange for a donation it is not tax deductible. You probably need to talk to a lawyer.

King Zog
Apr 9, 2009
:10bux: was enough for this lovely forum

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
Why must we fight? A few scant days ago, we were brothers, united in the bare simplicity of our user names. Is this all it takes to tear us asunder? A silver box? I say that all of us, plat and non-plat, archives and non-archives, should put aside our differences and come together in the moist, awkward embrace of goonhood.

<Is trampled under the hooves of SaltLick's horse>

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

I want to express my sympathy for non plats

Anything I can do to help yiu repatriate to olatfrica?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



my car is out of gas just down the hill i swear i just need a few bucks

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

What if I, like, take care of something for you? Or someone?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Maneck posted:

If a benefit is received in exchange for a donation it is not tax deductible. You probably need to talk to a lawyer.

Well obviously we won't let the IRS know that

warderenator
Nov 16, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

King Zog posted:

:10bux: was enough for this lovely forum

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Like, I just need a hit, man. The feel of that smooth metal block...

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ramc posted:

Like, I just need a hit, man. The feel of that smooth metal block...

put that grenade in your mouth

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
the first person to guess the number i am thinking of will win plat

you know i am good for it because i have platinum which means i'm rich

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
also i'm the best poster in the secret plat forum

warderenator
Nov 16, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
wow now that its a grenade i might actually want to buy one

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

*plucks a single pubic hair and burns it through the night for warmth. they say it will not last. But time will tell.*

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Acquire Currency! posted:

put that grenade in your mouth

Oh... okay.

:nervously complies sweat beading on brow:

Concerned Citizen posted:

the first person to guess the number i am thinking of will win plat

you know i am good for it because i have platinum which means i'm rich

12

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
No war but class war, imo

Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004

by Cowcaster

Concerned Citizen posted:

the first person to guess the number i am thinking of will win plat

you know i am good for it because i have platinum which means i'm rich

420

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

warderenator posted:

wow now that its a grenade i might actually want to buy one

it shows up as a gray square for me?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





The answer is 69

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

The answer is always 69

Coffee Grindr
Jul 4, 2008
Stimulating
No plat, no avatar

idgaf haters :c00lbutt:

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


please be kind to me

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

frajaq posted:

please be kind to me

solidarity brother

feller
Jul 5, 2006


ReptileChillock posted:

Can't wait till we end up in garden sheds in some Florida swampland

this but unironically

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

Concerned Citizen posted:

also i'm the best poster in the secret plat forum

Is that different from the hidden one?

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

The Hamster Man posted:

No plat, no avatar

idgaf haters :c00lbutt:

word.

did you ever have a baby av? i didn't

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

brick cow posted:

word.

did you ever have a baby av? i didn't

2008 represent.

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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I can't make up my mind between buying platinum or buying Star Citizen.

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