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Will you join the darkside?
I am rich, so yes.
No. I am forever poor.
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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


After nearly 10 years, I finally purchased platinum. It has been a long time coming. I just never felt the need to search the forum or create polls. But now that not having platinum can lead to discrimination and hate crimes, I felt the need to assimilate. I encourage everyone to do the same.

First poor who has a XX:37 post timestamp in this thread gets platinum. Somebody will have to explain how I give another users platinum though.




Edit: This thread is a platinum safe-space. Please don't shame.

Chris Awful fucked around with this message at Aug 15, 2014 around 21:40

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sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012



pffft, new money

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

Waoh, it's like, a thing

Hey

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

Waoh, it's like, a thing

Oh darn I missed out on free plat

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013


Shove your platinum up your jizzhole

edit:Sorry OP not talking about you. I just have strong feelings about sexual contact with precious metals.

I am not a book fucked around with this message at Aug 15, 2014 around 20:39

5NF
Nov 16, 2011



ok

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




now?

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




po & slo
ill jsut get banned again anyway so bfd

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007



Nouveau riche. Probably Euro too.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


I am not a book posted:

Uhhh I very clearly won this competition was rigged

Post a junk email, poor. So I can email you a certificate.

Chris Awful fucked around with this message at Aug 15, 2014 around 20:47

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013


Chris Awful posted:

Post a junk email, poor. So I can email you a certificate.

Uhhh I very clearly won this competition was rigged

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011



you ever wake up with an erection and notice that its only half as big as it normally is when youre actually turned on

well your entire life is like that pathetic version of a hard on

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

[ASK] ME ABOUT BEING
A BIG, FAT BLOB.

Fatty fatty bum bum, that's me!


Look, I've been plat for years. No need to feel so special now, but you all should give Lowtaxes more money to run this great forum!


Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!


I am not a book posted:

Uhhh I very clearly won this competition was rigged

you made a poor first impression, and like getting a job this means even though you may be the technically more qualified candidate you got passed over

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013


Ignatius M. Meen posted:

you made a poor first impression, and like getting a job this means even though you may be the technically more qualified candidate you got passed over

One again the fiat-fuckers of the world get screwed. Sigh, one day I'll be judged by the shittiness of my posts(very lovely), not the contents of my urethra(full of precious metals).

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


I am not a book posted:

Uhhh I very clearly won this competition was rigged

Sorry, you poors all look the same. Post a junk email so I can deliver.

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




Chris Awful posted:

Post a junk email, poor. So I can email you a certificate.

lol like i can afford multiple emails

buttpass at gmail dot com please no stalking or killing

yeah he won but gently caress him, hes about to be even poorer

Ruby got Railed fucked around with this message at Aug 15, 2014 around 21:01

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007



Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

Waoh, it's like, a thing

Ruby got Railed posted:

lol like i can afford multiple emails

buspass at gmail dot com please no stalking or killing

yeah he won but gently caress him, hes about to be even poorer

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T


voted goku

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


Ruby got Railed posted:

lol like i can afford multiple emails

buspass at gmail dot com please no stalking or killing

yeah he won but gently caress him, hes about to be even poorer

Sorry, but you got railed but check your email anyway.


@I am not a book

Post email itt so I can deliver.

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




now how the gently caress do i change this to 9,95$ of bitcoins so i can buy some crack

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


Ruby got Railed posted:

now how the gently caress do i change this to 9,95$ of bitcoins so i can buy some crack

https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/platinum.php

add plat to cart, apply certificate, and bitcoins will flow. crack will be delivered to your home by courier.

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




one day in the future, near upon my deathbed, i will be rmemebering those who have shown me generosity throughout the years. i will fondly think of this day, and search for this thread to remember your face

and get a 404 page probably

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009



whats up with the square next tto everyones username

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009



oh it's some forums apartheid poo poo. nvm

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Forums apartheid is the good kind of apartheid though.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

I can also sing.


thanks for the plat buddy!

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013


Chris Awful posted:

Sorry, but you got railed but check your email anyway.


@I am not a book

Post email itt so I can deliver.

herbiehandcock420@outlook.com
gently caress, it's hard to make a burner email these days. Sheet.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008


adding little uncheckable boxes literally made lowtax at least an extra $20 today

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009



brick cow posted:

adding little uncheckable boxes literally made lowtax at least an extra $20 today

10 bux says he's gonna make over a thousand dollars today from goons who want to feel some sense of camaraderie

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008


i'd take that bet but then how would i pay for my plat?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
WARNING: THIS IS AN AL BORLAND POST

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS BULL SHIT!!!

Chris Awful posted:

After nearly 10 years, I finally purchased platinum. It has been a long time coming. I just never felt the need to search the forum or create polls. But now that not having platinum can lead to discrimination and hate crimes, I felt the need to assimilate. I encourage everyone to do the same.

First poor who has a XX:37 post timestamp in this thread gets platinum. Somebody will have to explain how I give another users platinum though.

I already have plat its great.

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

The last thing Killstealing sees before his mustache ride.

~*~Straight Balling~*~


what does it even get you besides a dumb icon? search doesnt't work, nor does image uploading

warderenator
Nov 16, 2013



butplug accident posted:

10 bux says he's gonna make over a thousand dollars today from goons who want to feel some sense of camaraderie

im going to resist

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014



Oh boy another homo mashing report.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013



Davincie posted:

what does it even get you besides a dumb icon? search doesnt't work, nor does image uploading
That's the joke lol.

AE-35 Unit
Jul 25, 2007

another quality post


Davincie posted:

what does it even get you besides a dumb icon? search doesnt't work, nor does image uploading

peace of mind friend

this is a blatant flaunting of plat privilege

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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


AE-35 Unit posted:

peace of mind friend

this is a blatant flaunting of plat privilege

Don't platinum shame. This is a platinum safe-space.

Chris Awful fucked around with this message at Aug 15, 2014 around 21:40

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