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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


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Salmiakki




im one of the skulls

i am he



the state of modern female fantasy drawings disgusts me

google THIS




scantily clad fantasy women, I mean you just don't see that anymore

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm the turtle-shell thigh... helmets

Qwerinty

weh


I think that's actually a snake with boobs and hair

Harthacnut



Someone help her, she's clearly had her back twisted by an evil ogre

A Time To Chill

FUCK YOU
GET YOURS





GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm the turtle-shell thigh... helmets

the thigh is a v vulnerable part of the female body. it must be protected at all costs, even if you must sacrifice armor on your torso to do so

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm actually curious as to whether she has a right arm or not

bacalou



Salmiakki posted:

im one of the skulls

Piso Mojado

I am the evil that lurks in the hearts of men






the best defense against ogres is having no rib cage

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


ATCG posted:

the best defense against ogres is having no rib cage

or intestines

literally this big



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the Squirtle Squad!



it's how she stays so thin

Nosfereefer



Salmiakki posted:

im two of the skulls

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm the broken neck

Piso Mojado

I am the evil that lurks in the hearts of men






I'm Frank Granados

i am he



I'm the person who's going to murder the "im" meme

Matoi Ryuko



I'm the meme.

GEExCEE



*archaeological scholar pulls the vines aside and brushes some dirt off the tablet to reveals... the ancient olmec secret of how to draw smokin barbarian babes*

Salmiakki




GEExCEE posted:

*archaeological scholar pulls the vines aside and brushes some dirt off the tablet to reveals... the ancient olmec secret of how to draw smokin barbarian babes*

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


ATCG posted:

I'm Frank Granados

How did you discover the lost art of drawing fantasy females, frank?

Harthacnut



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm actually curious as to whether she has a right arm or not

Her right boob has a hand coming out of it

Harthacnut



Or maybe her right boob is a hand

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Lord of Bore posted:

Her right boob has a hand coming out of it

Just one of many of the ancient secrets of drawing fantasy females

Piso Mojado

I am the evil that lurks in the hearts of men






GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

How did you discover the lost art of drawing fantasy females, frank?

Lots of practice. If you put your mind to it, you can do anything. Here is another example you can study.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


ATCG posted:

Lots of practice. If you put your mind to it, you can do anything. Here is another example you can study.


Salmiakki




ATCG posted:

Lots of practice. If you put your mind to it, you can do anything. Here is another example you can study.



Harthacnut



Her bikini bottoms bulge in a way that makes me uncomfortable

A Time To Chill

FUCK YOU
GET YOURS





please don't post fatties itt thanks

Harthacnut



Also everything else in that picture

Piso Mojado

I am the evil that lurks in the hearts of men






Lord of Bore posted:

Her bikini bottoms bulge in a way that makes me uncomfortable

Not everyone "gets" art

i am he



archaelogist sketching fantasy females while on lunch break in ancient sumerian temple: poo poo, poo poo! *scribbles all over drawing* i cant do it! these females just arent sexy! *crumples paper and throws it into the corner, adding to the pile* argh! this one too! its just all wrong! *crumples and throws it, but misses the pile and it rolls into a hidden switch in the wall opening up a secret tomb*

archaelogist enters, an ancient script adorns the walls: this is a huge discovery. i'll be famous for this, world renowned! they'll put my name in textbooks! we can finally understand the secret to drawing fantasy females!

Salmiakki




i am he posted:

archaelogist sketching fantasy females while on lunch break in ancient sumerian temple: poo poo, poo poo! *scribbles all over drawing* i cant do it! these females just arent sexy! *crumples paper and throws it into the corner, adding to the pile* argh! this one too! its just all wrong! *crumples and throws it, but misses the pile and it rolls into a hidden switch in the wall opening up a secret tomb*

archaelogist enters, an ancient script adorns the walls: this is a huge discovery. i'll be famous for this, world renowned! they'll put my name in textbooks! we can finally understand the secret to drawing fantasy females!

its a good thing that archaeologist had a kind soul. if a man with ab ad soul enters the tomb of sexy fantasy females, he will suffer the curse of the busty warrior ladies

GEExCEE



the mummy's eyes snap open, and a sudden wind blows out the torches as it utters a terrible curse:

"you... draw... Ugly titty..."

Salmiakki




GEExCEE posted:

the mummy's eyes snap open, and a sudden wind blows out the torches as it utters a terrible curse:

"you... draw... Ugly titty..."

Sleepy Sip





the world has lost its sexiest fantasy female

i am he



GEExCEE posted:

the mummy's eyes snap open, and a sudden wind blows out the torches as it utters a terrible curse:

"you... draw... Ugly titty..."

i am he



the stone door slammed shut, an eerie man stepped out of the shadows, as if he'd been there for...thousands...of years

"buy my book"

GEExCEE



Indiana Jones escapes from an ancient temple, narrowly escaping death-by-giant boulder. There's a little gift shop selling souvenirs of scantily clad babes perched atop boulders, and an attendant to take people's audio tours. Oh and some scarves, there's scarves of the temple, too.

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Social distortion


modern anime is so much more civilized

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