Dotcom Jillionaire posted:

modern anime is so much more civilized

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Jett posted:

indy enters the tomb of titencumun, on a pedestal rests the fabled golden fantasy titty.

it is the platonic ideal of a fantasy titty. almost perfectly round and virtually immune to the effects of gravity, it is begging to find a partner and nearly burst out of a bodice or show massive underboob while adorned with just enough chain links to cover the areola. it is so beautiful that Indy nearly touches himself right then and there. with this titty cupped in hand, his pencil would be able to render fantasy women with a faithfulness heretofore matched only by the pagan gods.

carefully, gingerly, he eases the titty off the pedestal while simultaneously replacing it with a flesh titty of equal weight.

there is a click, and distant rumbling is heard. gently caress, he thinks, a booby trap.

Twilight Matrix posted:

how did this lady get so many skulls she is so tiny and frail i could easily overpower her i am surprised she can even pick that sword up!

Dotcom Jillionaire posted:

modern anime is so much more civilized

GEExCEE posted:

the mummy's eyes snap open, and a sudden wind blows out the torches as it utters a terrible curse:

"you... draw... Ugly titty..."