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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > The Lost Art Of How To Draw Fantasy Females
 
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Salmiakki


 im one of the skulls

* # ¿ Aug 15, 2014 21:42
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 01:13
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GEExCEE posted:

*archaeological scholar pulls the vines aside and brushes some dirt off the tablet to reveals... the ancient olmec secret of how to draw smokin barbarian babes*
* # ¿ Aug 15, 2014 22:27
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ATCG posted:

Lots of practice. If you put your mind to it, you can do anything. Here is another example you can study.



:eyepop::eyepop::eyepop:

* # ¿ Aug 15, 2014 22:36
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i am he posted:

archaelogist sketching fantasy females while on lunch break in ancient sumerian temple: poo poo, poo poo! *scribbles all over drawing* i cant do it! these females just arent sexy! *crumples paper and throws it into the corner, adding to the pile* argh! this one too! its just all wrong! *crumples and throws it, but misses the pile and it rolls into a hidden switch in the wall opening up a secret tomb*

archaelogist enters, an ancient script adorns the walls: this is a huge discovery. i'll be famous for this, world renowned! they'll put my name in textbooks! we can finally understand the secret to drawing fantasy females!

its a good thing that archaeologist had a kind soul. if a man with ab ad soul enters the tomb of sexy fantasy females, he will suffer the curse of the busty warrior ladies

* # ¿ Aug 15, 2014 22:47
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GEExCEE posted:

the mummy's eyes snap open, and a sudden wind blows out the torches as it utters a terrible curse:

"you... draw... Ugly titty..."
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 01:13
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Jett posted:

indy enters the tomb of titencumun, on a pedestal rests the fabled golden fantasy titty.

it is the platonic ideal of a fantasy titty. almost perfectly round and virtually immune to the effects of gravity, it is begging to find a partner and nearly burst out of a bodice or show massive underboob while adorned with just enough chain links to cover the areola. it is so beautiful that Indy nearly touches himself right then and there. with this titty cupped in hand, his pencil would be able to render fantasy women with a faithfulness heretofore matched only by the pagan gods.

carefully, gingerly, he eases the titty off the pedestal while simultaneously replacing it with a flesh titty of equal weight.

there is a click, and distant rumbling is heard. gently caress, he thinks, a booby trap.
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