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Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

butplug accident posted:

butplug accident easily claims first post

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

that poor drummer is having a stoke and no one is helping him :(

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

ArbitraryC posted:

"I built it with my hands. Straightened old nails to put the sheathing on. Rafters are
wired to the stringers with baling wire. It's mine. I built it. You bump it down—I'll be
in the window with a rifle. You even come too close and I'll pot you like a rabbit."
"It's not me. There's nothing I can do. I'll lose my job if I don't do it. And look—
suppose you kill me? They'll just hang you, but long before you're hung there'll be
another guy on the tractor, and he'll bump the house down. You're not killing the right
guy."
"That's so," the tenant said. "Who gave you orders? I'll go after him. He's the one to
kill."
"You're wrong. He got his orders from the bank. The bank told him, 'Clear those
people out or it's your job.'"
"Well, there's a president of the bank. There's a board of directors. I'll fill up the
magazine of the rifle and go into the bank."
The driver said, "Fellow was telling me the bank gets orders from the East. The
orders were, 'Make the land show profit or we'll close you up.'"
"But where does it stop? Who can we shoot? I don't aim to starve to death before I
kill the man that's starving me."
"I don't know. Maybe there's nobody to shoot. Maybe the thing isn't men at all.
Maybe like you said, the property's doing it. Anyway I told you my orders."
"I got to figure," the tenant said. "We all got to figure. There's some way to stop
this. It's not like lightning or earthquakes. We've got a bad thing made by men, and by
God that's something we can change."

The bit about the oranges and the kerosene is good too. I used it once to educate some folks about why the right thing to do with the food waste from our cafe was to let the poor and the homeless eat it instead of having a manager standing over us as we threw it out to make sure no one tried to take it home before it was trashed, and then a different manager walking us out to the dumpster area with a key so the bag of trash could be locked up where no one could get any use out of it before it could get crushed or incinerated. Anyway that's how I got fired from Starbuck's for being a socialist.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
communism is bad

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

tranime scholar posted:

communism is bad

something inaccurate that i feel has to be pointed out about your post, is that communism is actually very good

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax

tranime scholar posted:

communism is bad

yes

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
red is the color of periods

coincidence?

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

THS posted:

something inaccurate that i feel has to be pointed out about your post, is that communism is actually very good

Communism is only bad when you put humans in charge of the distribution of wealth because they always steal it. The solution is robocommunism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRq7Muf6CKg
would obey

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

THS posted:

something inaccurate that i feel has to be pointed out about your post, is that communism is actually very good

Hmm no. gently caress you.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

reagan posted:

they have some good anthems. like this one from east germany.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1CyPjQQTAM

makes u think.

:ussr:

lol it makes you preview your new post before it posts the thread. nice.

If there ever was an anthem for a nation that got it's poo poo pushed in this was it.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

notZaar posted:

Hmm no. gently caress you.

no, gently caress you, rear end in a top hat

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Companion Cube posted:

The bit about the oranges and the kerosene is good too. I used it once to educate some folks about why the right thing to do with the food waste from our cafe was to let the poor and the homeless eat it instead of having a manager standing over us as we threw it out to make sure no one tried to take it home before it was trashed, and then a different manager walking us out to the dumpster area with a key so the bag of trash could be locked up where no one could get any use out of it before it could get crushed or incinerated. Anyway that's how I got fired from Starbuck's for being a socialist.

I worked for Starbucks and they were happy to donate the leftover cafe poo poo as long as it was to someone who could prove they were representing an actual charity organization instead of just a person from off the street. We did it all the time, but it's bad for business and unsafe to customers and staff to have a bunch of random rear end people hanging around the store waiting for the food to be thrown out at night. You got fired for being an idiot.

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

natetimm posted:

I worked for Starbucks and they were happy to donate the leftover cafe poo poo as long as it was to someone who could prove they were representing an actual charity organization instead of just a person from off the street. We did it all the time, but it's bad for business and unsafe to customers and staff to have a bunch of random rear end people hanging around the store waiting for the food to be thrown out at night. You got fired for being an idiot.

No, I suggested the charitable organization thing too, even pointed out they could get a little tax break for it. Corporate's response was that they wanted starving hobos to "have the best Starbucks experience possible" which meant no expired crullers.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Companion Cube posted:

The bit about the oranges and the kerosene is good too. I used it once to educate some folks about why the right thing to do with the food waste from our cafe was to let the poor and the homeless eat it instead of having a manager standing over us as we threw it out to make sure no one tried to take it home before it was trashed, and then a different manager walking us out to the dumpster area with a key so the bag of trash could be locked up where no one could get any use out of it before it could get crushed or incinerated. Anyway that's how I got fired from Starbuck's for being a socialist.
Our company throws away tons of food because it could be a health hazard and Socialism always ends up killing someone.


I like hoarding my wealth, it keeps the government from taxing me into poverty.

Scalding Coffee fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Aug 16, 2014

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

tranime scholar posted:

communism is bad

I used to think so too but then America hosed things up so badly over the past 14 years that now I outright disbelieve everything it ever said to me.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Communism is a wet T-shirt contest for gay men and the gay men are all of humanity and the women in the wet T-shirt contest are dead.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Yaldabaoth posted:

I used to think so too but then America hosed things up so badly over the past 14 years that now I outright disbelieve everything it ever said to me.

lol if you legit think america is bad compared to the rest of the world, and especially compared to the poo poo stalin pulled

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Entry-level baristas at Starbucks are the new collectivized proletariat.

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Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

THIS MACHINE
KILLS COMMIES

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