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the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
We should go to brunch

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Oh, dear I believe my soufflé has fallen

warderenator
Nov 16, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm a platinum member and you're not.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
I really respect your feelings.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
i love texting

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
How was your day?

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

Tautologicus posted:

We should go to brunch

Is that a country or something?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Hello I am a Something Awful forums poster

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
Do you want to go halfsies?

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
I've never been to a professional sports stadium.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
Want to meet for coffee?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
No thanks, I've had enough.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
I take this sexual harassment case very seriously.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Mulefisk posted:

I take this sexual harassment case very seriously.

No, no, real men can say that, they just can't MEAN it.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
I love gender policing

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
yes i have a condom no problem

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I rewind my tapes as a convenience to the next renter

Livewire42
Oct 2, 2013
I respect a woman's opinion.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
my favorite poet laureate is

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
nah i think i'll pass on that brojob, bro

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mulefisk posted:

nah i think i'll pass on that brojob, bro

i think you're doing something different here

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I am NOT gay

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

sluggo is mad posted:

is that purple or puce?

*didnt know how to spell puce, you should google "puse" right now and check images

emphasis mine

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I',m not gay.

Police Academy III
Nov 4, 2011
Really, any use of language is just the sad bleating of the domesticated beta male. Real men communicate solely through punching and farts.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I cant wait to watch this new anime cartoon

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

You're right honey, I *should* stop and ask for directions.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I challenge you to an ice bucket challenge.

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010
loving beta's

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i'm sorry

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
guy: lat me pick up the cheque
girl:

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Learn my pronouns.

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
no

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
I want to wear a floral dress and grandma's old wig.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
today i will present as male

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Greedo shot first

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I DO ALPHA MALE poo poo

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
I'm an Alpha Male

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

FreudianSlippers posted:

I DO ALPHA MALE poo poo

gently caress you

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
'I don't eat beef'
'I hate country music'
'I'm from new york'
'How much is an oil change?'

blugu64 fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Aug 16, 2014

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