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women are smart and funny
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 14:35 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:53 |
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I was actually a dog in disguise this whole time
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 14:39 |
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goldmine thread praise OP (this is my contribution. My actual suggestion is gas thread murder OP)
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 14:57 |
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"I think I'd look better in a dress" "Maybe I'm a woman"
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 15:12 |
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help help im a ghost
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 15:15 |
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im tired of all the showboating and dunking in basketball
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 15:20 |
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I think I'll grow a beard.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 16:12 |
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look im not bothered about the money I just want to visit my children
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 16:19 |
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Disconnecticus posted:Dave, those pants make you look like a size 32, where DID you get them? Hilarious. I have a friend that said something similar once and the minute it left his mouth, the room fell silent. I don't think he's ever recovered.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 16:21 |
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queer bashing? guys, that's not cool
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 16:34 |
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Hello
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 17:47 |
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i'm gonna pay for those cigars
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 17:57 |
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we don't use words like that
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 18:03 |
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Where did you get those sunglasses?
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 18:03 |
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I've got you JUNKER
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 18:07 |
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Jazz is great.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 18:19 |
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I think I own too many guns, maybe I should donate to the aclu. I wonder what my wife thinks?
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 18:45 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:53 |
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This place isn't a dream, John. You've lived in this city for ten years. You've worked nine to five for five days a week just like every other office drone on the loving planet. You've gone on disappointing dates or drunk lovely beer with people you don't really think of as friends because what else were you gonna do on a Friday night? Had long, boring conversations with your mom about some third aunt you've never met. Listen man, does that sound like a dream? That's just life! It sucks sometimes, but you keep going, y'know, because it's better than nothing. I'm telling you this because I care about you, John. If you walk through that door you're not coming back, and it's not because this city isn't here, it's because you're dead. Jesus Christ, John. Stop it. Look, you want to leave the city, we can leave! We'll go camping this weekend! Just... No, JOH-
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 19:54 |