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ROSS MY SALAD
Feb 22, 2007

X-Thames got the defense on lock.


Four games on the docket tonight:

Eagles/Patriots: 7:30pm EST
Titans/Saints: 8:00pm EST
Lions/Raiders: 10:00pm EST
Chargers/Seahawks: 10pm EST

Maybe the starters will play a full quarter!

No injuries please.

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Blitz7x
Sep 19, 2007

His face is weather beaten.
He wears a hooded sash,
With a silver hat about his head,
And a fondness for trailer trash


I am so ready for

C.Johnson 3 catches for 84 yards

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

To all my critics, you get paid to be negative.


Games are on NFLN in this order:

Pats - Eagles, Chargers - Seahawks, then repeats of Titans - Saints and finally Lions - Raiders.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Irish Chocolate is happy

Some of those games sound sooo good, if it were the regular season

ROSS MY SALAD
Feb 22, 2007

X-Thames got the defense on lock.


PrinceRandom posted:

Some of those games sound sooo good, if it were the regular season

Chargers-Seahawks is going to be extra bland since they play each other week 2 of the regular season

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

To all my critics, you get paid to be negative.


Brady is going to throw 5 passes and they'll play the most vanilla defense on the planet, so expect the Eagles to score a buttload of points

Blitz7x
Sep 19, 2007

His face is weather beaten.
He wears a hooded sash,
With a silver hat about his head,
And a fondness for trailer trash


#ALL IN

quote:

Christopher Hansen ‏@ChrisHansenNFL 1m
More
Another year of Raider football on a baseball diamond. Could last a while this year.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Irish Chocolate is happy

Really I guess a regular season Patriots/Eagles game would be exciting.

midwat
May 6, 2007



Kalli posted:

Brady is going to throw 5 passes and they'll play the most vanilla defense on the planet, so expect the Eagles to score a buttload of points

When do you think Revis Island will emerge from the seas?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005


Can't wait to watch Foles regress live in front of my very eyes.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

To all my critics, you get paid to be negative.


midwat posted:

When do you think Revis Island will emerge from the seas?

When they don't let an opponent score a single point in September.

Quest For Glory II
Dec 17, 2003



FizFashizzle posted:

Can't wait to watch Foles regress live in front of my very eyes.
If it helps, the Eagles starting receivers tonight are Ifeanyi Momah and Arrelious Benn

(Maclin and Cooper are inactive)

(good thing the Eagles cut their #1 receiver!!!)

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009



Why is all NFL television awful.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Remind me to work out until I also am buff and have to keep a pillow in front of my okay I'll be honest this is like the 50th custom title I've done tonight and I'm just phoning it in now.

euphronius posted:

Why is all NFL television awful.

Is Cee-lo still doing the intro?

StarcraftM
Jan 15, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT MY LOST SEASON


I don't even care if we get mauled or anything, today means we're one week closer to real football

No injuries plz

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Remind me to work out until I also am buff and have to keep a pillow in front of my okay I'll be honest this is like the 50th custom title I've done tonight and I'm just phoning it in now.

StarcraftM posted:

I don't even care if we get mauled or anything, today means we're one week closer to real football

No injuries plz

I thought you weren't allowed here anymore?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

To all my critics, you get paid to be negative.


I don't think so?

Anyway, hey, a double stacked line, they haven't done that in awhile.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Remind me to work out until I also am buff and have to keep a pillow in front of my okay I'll be honest this is like the 50th custom title I've done tonight and I'm just phoning it in now.

Oh boy the first flag 40 seconds in.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

To all my critics, you get paid to be negative.


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Oh boy the first flag 40 seconds in.

Fucker called defense just so he'd get cheers before correcting himself.

midwat
May 6, 2007



Kalli posted:

Fucker called defense just so he'd get cheers before correcting himself.

It's preseason for the officials too!

e: Brady looks like Brady

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Remind me to work out until I also am buff and have to keep a pillow in front of my okay I'll be honest this is like the 50th custom title I've done tonight and I'm just phoning it in now.

midwat posted:

It's preseason for the officials too!

It was hilarious when the NFL used that as the official excuse for the replacement refs.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

To all my critics, you get paid to be negative.


Brady throwing to white dudes, offensive line looking decent so far.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Remind me to work out until I also am buff and have to keep a pillow in front of my okay I'll be honest this is like the 50th custom title I've done tonight and I'm just phoning it in now.

Kalli posted:

Brady throwing to white dudes, offensive line looking decent so far.

Solder at right tackle. That's new. Where's Vollmer?

TubeStank
Apr 3, 2010

Defenses aren't the
only thing I smoke


StarcraftM posted:

I don't even care if we get mauled or anything, today means we're one week closer to real football

No injuries plz

Is the season already lost or should we wait until week 3 to check in??

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

To all my critics, you get paid to be negative.


I love quick throws to WR's when the DB is playing 10 yards off.

It's such a jerk play.

midwat
May 6, 2007



Man, after a week of Mallett, I forgot what an in-rhythm offense looked like.

Also, I like Thompkins.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

We have such sights to show you. Come with us. Taste our pleasures.



Goddammit Pats.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

VOTE FOR HILLARY OR I WILL POST AGAIN


I am already liking this game.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

To all my critics, you get paid to be negative.


haha, pick six because the Pats' receiver doesn't turn around at all.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 14, 2012

I will put a pigeon on this gun. The bird is an accessory.

Hahaha, piiiiiiiiiiick siiiiiiiiiiix

Lost Season
Nov 28, 2013



StarcraftM
Jan 15, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT MY LOST SEASON


Oh well.

midwat
May 6, 2007



That's probably why you don't sign and start a guy in 2 days.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Remind me to work out until I also am buff and have to keep a pillow in front of my okay I'll be honest this is like the 50th custom title I've done tonight and I'm just phoning it in now.

Kalli posted:

haha, pick six because the Pats' receiver doesn't turn around at all.

That's what happens when you start someone you picked up off the street at Tight End.

ColonelCurmudgeon
May 2, 2005

Shall I give thee the groat now?

Well it certainly seemed as if Brady was throwing to a donkey. Thanks for coming out, there, kid.

abagofcheetos
Oct 29, 2003

jim kelly's newer, not-so-dead kid

Good representing Temple

TubeStank
Apr 3, 2010

Defenses aren't the
only thing I smoke


BRADY PICK SIX HELL YEAH

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Remind me to work out until I also am buff and have to keep a pillow in front of my okay I'll be honest this is like the 50th custom title I've done tonight and I'm just phoning it in now.

And Brady, WHY DID YOU TRY AND TACKLE HIM?! Are you loving crazy just let him run.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Remind me to work out until I also am buff and have to keep a pillow in front of my okay I'll be honest this is like the 50th custom title I've done tonight and I'm just phoning it in now.

Seriously someone .gif that Brady diving tackle attempt.

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008
HOLY SHIT AM I A PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG OR WHAT?
AND NOW I'M OFF TO HARASS ASIAN WOMEN AT STARBUCKS WITH DERANGED HAIKU (PLEASE HOLD ME)


First team offense really phoning it in on those tackle attempts.

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