NFL Preseason Week 2 GDT: It's still not real

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

FizFashizzle posted:

Can't wait to watch Foles regress live in front of my very eyes.

If it helps, the Eagles starting receivers tonight are Ifeanyi Momah and Arrelious Benn

(Maclin and Cooper are inactive)

(good thing the Eagles cut their #1 receiver!!!)

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 00:15

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

I hope you guys are ready for the Ifeanyi Momah and Arrelious Benn Experience

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:07

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

I believe you just witnessed the Ifeanyi Momah Experience

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:10

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Ramadu posted:

Uhhhhh what? The first is almost over? Hoooooow

Brady threw a pick six and then had a second scoring drive, Eagles fumbled on first play

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:13

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Also Cary Williams pulled his hammy on that pick six

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:13

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Ramadu posted:

Oh well. That makes more sense. How's my boy Foles looking? He's probably the only good QB to ever come out of my school and I'd like him to succeed. Death To Chip Kelly though.

Edit: thats a dumb question with only one play herp derp

He's not likely to look great with both starting receivers inactive

Probably not even against second stringers

Although it is the Patriots defense

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:18

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

It's honestly hard to tell how much Chip cares about preseason, he wouldn't show off his tricks and give anything for defenses to gameplan against in August

Then you have these total nobodies starting at receiver, not even temporarily promoting the WR they drafted

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:24

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Mark Sanchez

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 02:02

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

It's gonna be pretty cool when we get Andre Johnson from the Texans for Mark Sanchez in a couple weeks

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 02:03

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Harlock posted:

Mark Sanchez looks like a completely different QB under Kelly

But how many throws were to his left

red light

green light

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 02:12

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

This game is full of lovely QBs to trick the Texans into trading for

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 02:42

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Kalli posted:

Of note: The Patriots and Eagles offensive backups are wayyyyy better then their defensive backups.

Well the Eagles cut the worst safety in the league in Patric Chung and rather than sign Jarius Byrd, they took the Saints' hand-me-down of Malcolm Jenkins, allowing the Saints to sign Jarius Byrd. Then the Patriots signed Patric Chung.

These teams do not make the greatest personnel decisions on defense

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 02:50

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

89 posted:

As much as I would love to have a Pro Bowl any position player on the Eagles D, Byrd didn't fit the scheme. Jenkins did.

DeSean Jackson didn't fit either and I'd rather have him than Josh Huff

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 03:02

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

I usually roll my eyes when people say the NFL going soft will turn the sport into arena league football but the score in this game is literally 42-35 at the start of the 4th quarter

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 03:15

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Also apparently Zach Mettenberger owns???

13-15 177 YD 1 TD

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 03:17

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Goldang Tate

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 03:18

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 09:37

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

drat Jordan Matthews has a 100 yard game in the dang preseason

9 catches for 104 yards

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 03:23

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