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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

a sense of growing unease...

It's clear that these people aren't happy in this land of opportunity and I've seen some of them espousing acts of violence against us for no reason other than jealousy? How can we deal with this in a humane way? One possibility is to form some sort of "camp" where we can consolidate them and help them find gainful employment. This would also protect us from any diseases that they may be carrying. Another option would be to set aside some land, perhaps an area without much useful resources for us, that they could occupy where they can be among those of their own kind and live according to the dictates of their backwards culture. And a final option would be to humanely destroy them before they begin to breed.


Thoughts?

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Start a program that lets them work towards plat.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009



ADOLF HITLER! LOL!!!!

VikingSkull
Jul 23, 2008

Free pats on the back
Inquire within


ProfessorMurder posted:

Start a pogram

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

or even a pogrom

Splatmaster
Aug 1, 2007



Inevitable posted:

It's clear that these people aren't happy in this land of opportunity and I've seen some of them espousing acts of violence against us for no reason other than jealousy? How can we deal with this in a humane way? One possibility is to form some sort of "camp" where we can consolidate them and help them find gainful employment. This would also protect us from any diseases that they may be carrying. Another option would be to set aside some land, perhaps an area without much useful resources for us, that they could occupy where they can be among those of their own kind and live according to the dictates of their backwards culture. And a final option would be to humanely destroy them before they begin to breed.


Thoughts?

I'm too full of my self-importance as a platinum member to have heard anything you said after the hyphen in the thread title.

LET THEM EAT gently caress.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007



Let's run their country into the ground while moving all of our platinum accounts to Dubai or the Cayman Islands.

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


Inevitable posted:

And a final option would be to humanely destroy them before they begin to breed.


Look at you, thinking a woman of any consequence would choose to breed with a non-plat poor.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

a sense of growing unease...

butplug accident posted:

ADOLF HITLER! LOL!!!!

Are you a non-plat-sympathizer? Answer truthfully.

Oncogene
Jan 27, 2006

You like the man on the Kool-Aid pack. How you break your back like that?


platinum user's burden

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Runaktla posted:

Let's run their country into the ground while moving all of our platinum accounts to Dubai or the Cayman Islands.

nevermind, let's do this

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Revengeful corpse out to kill Smell the stench, your guts will spill
Vomit for a mind, maggots for a cock With his axe the corpse will chop


im really jealous of you plats

unfortunately i simply can't scrounge up the cash needed to join you as i keep wasting it all on anime

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

a sense of growing unease...

Zzulu posted:

im really jealous of you plats

unfortunately i simply can't scrounge up the cash needed to join you as i keep wasting it all on anime

You're very articulate for a non-plat and you seem to know your place. You may represent the non-plats in this discussion. If we approve of your performance you may be eligible for certain compensation.

Redleg
Jul 7, 2003

What an odd looking.....Figurine

we must seek a final solution to the non-plat question

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ion Helmet


Maybe we should all work together to be charitable until all of our brothers has the basic dignity of plat

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

a sense of growing unease...

Kyrie eleison posted:

Maybe we should all work together to be charitable until all of our brothers has the basic dignity of plat

Certainly, the good ones may someday be a part of our civilization, but there are many "bad eggs" that must be taken care of first.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Kyrie eleison posted:

Maybe we should all work together to be charitable until all of our brothers has the basic dignity of plat

lol, yea, let's give this a shot

Someguy
Jul 15, 2001

by Lowtax


lol you gave this internet website money

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!


i'm transplat stop oppressing me.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

a sense of growing unease...

RedTeam posted:

i'm transplat stop oppressing me.

Disgusting.

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005



I have a platinum credit card, too. So, apparently, I'm doubly special.

Oncogene
Jan 27, 2006

You like the man on the Kool-Aid pack. How you break your back like that?


The biggest problem we face now are non-plats who will buy (or steal, rather) the platinum upgrade in an attempt to be regular people like the rest of us. But hear me now as I live and breathe, as long as they have one drop of non-plat blood running through their veins, they will never be equals.

Oncogene fucked around with this message at Aug 15, 2014 around 23:32

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!


my pronouns are plat/plats tia god bless.

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



Zzulu posted:

im really jealous of you plats

unfortunately i simply can't scrounge up the cash needed to join you as i keep wasting it all on anime

RedTeam posted:

i'm transplat stop oppressing me.

Let's make these two non plats fight to the death for our own depraved entertainment! We shall have sport.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

GOIN' MOG WILD HERE, KUPO!


Send them to the bitMines.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

b 6 3 b 6 3


Oncogene posted:

The biggest problem we face now are non-plats who will buy (or steal, rather) the platinum upgrade in an attempt to be regular people like the rest of us. But hear me now as I live and breath, as long as they have one drop of non-plat blood running through their veins, they will never be equals.

+1

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


http://forums.somethingawful.com/me...userlist=ignore

I ate Jesus
Feb 27, 2001


don't remember if I bought plat posting itt to see thanks

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


the fee for a platinum membership is exorbitant considering what it gets you

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008



I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

iNFUSiON
May 1, 2005
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
~ Robert A. Heinlein


need more plebs

jamcadbury
Nov 12, 2004
South Side Mexican

apartheid may work in this situation

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW


raise moeny to get us all plat

bunky
Aug 29, 2004



lets make a forum where only they can post until they fix their "problem"

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 24, 2007


will inform on other non plats in exchange for free plat after the trials and executions

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


i don't really want to associate with people who've spent more than $10 on this forum. can we normal folk get our own board?

Do The Evolution
Aug 5, 2013

but why

eat the rich

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

Honestly we really should shut down any further plat registration. Our purity is only being watered down. Those who remain non-plat will simply have to make do with their lowly existences as God intended.

fuck trophy 2k14
Jun 8, 2012



give everyone without plat forums cancer

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Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

EIN VOLK EIN FORUM EIN FUHRER

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