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Otisburg
Jan 3, 2013

It's a little bitty place.

...Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. Just a little town.

I am prepared to vote for the legal murder day bill if we can attach my farm subsidy appropriation and my proclamation of June 15th as asparagus day.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



hi im a southern senator thats been in office approximately since the earths crust solidified and im going to spend my allotted speaking time trying real loving hard not to say friend of the family

Mange Mite
Sep 11, 2005


admit it op how much is nbcuniversal paying you to post this

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



*makes a reasonable point*
*gets shouted down*

mr.capps
Feb 16, 2013

The Magician Doesn't Come Back

Look, like I like the ideas here, but I just feel like this might have a way of coming around and biting us in the rear end.

fuck trophy 2k14
Jun 8, 2012



paranoid randroid posted:

hi im a southern senator thats been in office approximately since the earths crust solidified and im going to spend my allotted speaking time trying real loving hard not to say friend of the family

Otisburg
Jan 3, 2013

It's a little bitty place.

...Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. Just a little town.

Perhaps the gentleman from North Dakota would care to disclose his ties to the balaclava and machete industries.

Badass
Apr 14, 2014



Why c-span specifically

Mange Mite
Sep 11, 2005


Badass posted:

Why c-span specifically

because if he said msnbc it would be to obvious and also unblieveable because nobody watch that poo poo

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

It's a great idea in my opinion

fuck trophy 2k14
Jun 8, 2012



Badass posted:

Why c-span specifically

because they televise congressional sessions and that is their main draw?

what are you retarded

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012



Lawman 0 posted:

*makes a reasonable point*
*gets shouted down*

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007



I'm the random insane C-SPAN caller who gets to talk about a completely unrelated issue for minutes

Prettz
Sep 2, 2002


Look, the Constitution's guarantee of the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is not necessarily a guarantee of the right to life.

baw
Nov 5, 2008
RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

i yield the remainder of my time to my good friend the senator from texas who i not so secretly despise

Otisburg
Jan 3, 2013

It's a little bitty place.

...Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. Just a little town.

The president's executive order allowing VA hospitals to remain open to treat veterans wounded by Purge activities represents a gross violation of the separation of powers, trying to make an end run around the will of Congress and the American people to have a day where they can murder one another without interference by the nanny state. He thinks he's Caesar.

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings

Ladies and Gentlemen, can't we all agree that we have been inspired, nay, forced into this by Honey Boo Boo and the Kardashians?

mr.capps
Feb 16, 2013

The Magician Doesn't Come Back

Wait, all laws? Wouldn't that make sodomy legal in Alabama? I can't even allowed that for a day.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a virtual My Little Pony avatar"


My daddy was in politics and therefore, so am I. I look good in a suit.

*senior colleague whispers in ear*

Murder is good. I like it.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



we must not allow uh *looks at notes* government overreach to continue uhhh stifling *looks at notes* *coughs* job growth and passing the uhhhhhh burden of *looks at notes* *looks for missing page* debt and overspending on to our children *makes stiff oratorical gesture* and our childrens children

Squeegy
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
too short to worry
She said life's
too long to wait
It's too short not
to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

look this bill has nothing to do with telling people what not to do like abortions, gay marriage, or healthcare so frankly as a libertarian i'm just not interested

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 35 hours!


Lol what are they gonna do about it, vote us out of a gerrymandered state?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



wait someone's in the rafters... bah gawd its ted cruz! hes repelling onto the house floor and... yes! he has the speaker in a chokehold!

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012



I'm the one staring off into space daydreaming about what I'm going to eat when this is over.

Squeegy
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
too short to worry
She said life's
too long to wait
It's too short not
to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

i'd like to hold the floor for a few years while i read the classic dr. seuss book "the cat in the hat" as slowly as humanly possible

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Tired of all the crime in the USA? Let's consider The Purge! I can teach you how to murder men, women, children, puppies, even babies... LEGALLY! Once we kill everybody, there won't be any crime! Everyone wins!

Otisburg
Jan 3, 2013

It's a little bitty place.

...Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. Just a little town.

By trying to change the topic of debate to my Purge Day Fortress and surrounding Moat, the Speaker is lowering himself to the base rhetoric of the politics of envy and class warfare.

mr.capps
Feb 16, 2013

The Magician Doesn't Come Back

I would just like to point out that this will probably lead to our Justices in the Supreme Court murdering each other every year.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a virtual My Little Pony avatar"


Listen, Chad, we have to throw the death lobby a bone here with this one

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012



How can we sure this bill isn't simply ploy by Big Murder?

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

The Droid posted:

How can we sure this bill isn't simply ploy by Big Murder?

You have my guarantee, I control the murder around here

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?



*filibusters for 12 hours straight reading War & Peace until an Environmental Impact Report is done to judge the effect of the The Purge on the local bug life*

mr.capps
Feb 16, 2013

The Magician Doesn't Come Back

Look, we are all war criminals already.

Squeegy
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
too short to worry
She said life's
too long to wait
It's too short not
to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

honestly i prefer talking about this to considering any of the senate's proposals but maybe we could vote to repeal some stuff instead? you know what i'm talking about

mr.capps
Feb 16, 2013

The Magician Doesn't Come Back

hello i am mr. smith from frank capra's mr. smith goes to washington and i do not support this bil- oh my what are you doing with those knives oh no oh nooo

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012



i move that we members of congress be exempt from the murderee bits but not the murderer bits, go mizzou

mr.capps
Feb 16, 2013

The Magician Doesn't Come Back

Look I am just saying every day is purge day for the police why don't we get any of the fun?

Squeegy
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
too short to worry
She said life's
too long to wait
It's too short not
to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

i'm confident in supporting this bill because of my numerous bodyguards i entrust with the safety of my life, my estate, and my vast piles of money invested into gold

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



sluggo is mad posted:

i move that we members of congress be exempt from the murderee bits but not the murderer bits, go mizzou

brb texting a hot tip to matt drudge about congressional exemptions from OBAMAPURGE

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



*comes in dressed like an extra from the road warrior*
wait you mean we haven't started yet?

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