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hi im a southern senator thats been in office approximately since the earths crust solidified and im going to spend my allotted speaking time trying real loving hard not to say friend of the family
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we must not allow uh *looks at notes* government overreach to continue uhhh stifling *looks at notes* *coughs* job growth and passing the uhhhhhh burden of *looks at notes* *looks for missing page* debt and overspending on to our children *makes stiff oratorical gesture* and our childrens children
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Aug 16, 2014 01:17
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wait someone's in the rafters... bah gawd its ted cruz! hes repelling onto the house floor and... yes! he has the speaker in a chokehold!
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Aug 16, 2014 01:19
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sluggo is mad posted:i move that we members of congress be exempt from the murderee bits but not the murderer bits, go mizzou brb texting a hot tip to matt drudge about congressional exemptions from OBAMAPURGE
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Aug 16, 2014 01:35
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mr.capps posted:Uhh I would just like to point out that nobody in congress actually wrote this bill, and uhh... its actually just a hollywood script that has been mistaken for one. *via satellite from an inexplicably windy place* NO ONE'S ACTUALLY READ THE BILL! YOU CAN'T... YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYONE KNOWS WHATS IN THE BILL AND THE PRSIDESNT IS SAYING WE HAVE TO PASS IT TO FIND OUT WHATS IN IT AND I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TO HAVE HOT TAR FUNNELED UP MY rear end THIS AFTERNOON AND DONT HAVE TIME TO "READ" "BILLS"
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Aug 16, 2014 02:02
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ikanreed posted:Senators get infinite allotted speaking time, scrub. not if theres unanimous consent to set time limits to expedite business *brushes some schmutz off your shoulder* take a powder, kiddo
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Aug 16, 2014 03:49
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:Dr. Ron Paul (R-TX) has returned to the house floor with a fresh pair of pants to defend his inherent right as defined in the Constitution to say archaic weird words instead of penis. former congressman paul has been censured for excessive use of the word "tallywhacker"
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Aug 16, 2014 04:11
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