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look this bill has nothing to do with telling people what not to do like abortions, gay marriage, or healthcare so frankly as a libertarian i'm just not interested
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 01:35 |
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i'd like to hold the floor for a few years while i read the classic dr. seuss book "the cat in the hat" as slowly as humanly possible
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:20 |
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honestly i prefer talking about this to considering any of the senate's proposals but maybe we could vote to repeal some stuff instead? you know what i'm talking about
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:29 |
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i'm confident in supporting this bill because of my numerous bodyguards i entrust with the safety of my life, my estate, and my vast piles of money invested into gold
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:35 |
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paranoid randroid posted:brb texting a hot tip to matt drudge about congressional exemptions from OBAMAPURGE i think we all know this bill is just an excuse for obama to get his death panels in
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:36 |
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i move we banish this bill to wither in subcommittee for the next six years
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:44 |
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before we discuss anything further i think we should be clear that this bill will not take effect until 2017 so that someone else can be blamed for it
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:47 |
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i for one am fully in support of this measure if it means i won't face a challenger from my own party in the upcoming elections
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:53 |
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the purge is good for business. specifically, i run a combination funeral home and flower shop with branches across several states. a vote for this bill is a vote for the economy.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 01:57 |
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the purge is an abominable affront to this country's good christian morals. being able to murder people freely? what's next, marrying your cousins? wait, that would be allowed in this? i would like to change my vote to 'aye.'
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 02:02 |
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mr.capps posted:Uhh I would just like to point out that nobody in congress actually wrote this bill, and uhh... its actually just a hollywood script that has been mistaken for one. in all fairness, it was really long, and i was tired last weekend.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 02:03 |
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far be it from me to speak out of turn but wouldn't it be logical that making it illegal to kill us during the purge wouldn't matter during the purge, when everything is legal
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 02:07 |
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if we're making compromise bills i refuse to vote for them unless they also include my proposed farming subsidies, defense budget increases, and corporate tax cuts
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 02:15 |
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Otisburg posted:I realize Nate Silver said there was an 80% chance I'm getting stabbed, but no one in my inner circle says I'm getting stabbed so I think his statistics are skewed and Purge Day will be fine for a jog. more on this unfolding scandal at purgeday-unskewed.net, a subsidiary of Free Republic
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 02:38 |
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Fabricated posted:I propose an amendment that allows for the awarding of government contracts to suppliers of killing implements per congressional district i oppose this on the grounds that we should be offering block grants instead
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 03:13 |
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i move we abandon this bill in favor of a measure banning the phrase "crotchal region"
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 03:18 |
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Fabricated posted:This would disproportionally reward larger districts, possibly cutting out the smaller suppliers such as...all the ones in my district who may or may not have funded my campaign government contracts imply a contractual obligation to the government, which is unconstitutional and worse than theft and murder
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 03:38 |
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Stex T posted:We cannot allow China to get the head-start in developing Purge technology. this is the kind of forward thinking that makes me proud of this country
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 04:24 |
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with a block grant vendors wouldn't need to be evaluated at all, saving everyone time, money, and privacy
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 05:12 |
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 05:32 |
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eyelikepi posted:I think we need to consider the near immediate coup by the major cable companies good point. i move we dismantle congress and privatize it, replacing it with a board of lobbyists elected by industry leaders.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 07:07 |
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ladyboy pancake posted:i would like to take a moment to voice my disappointment over the gutting of the original Purge Month bill by the opposition. We were ready to compromise and accept a purge Week, but I guess this administration can never meet us halfway, can it? i move that we sue the president no, wait, better idea. we enact this bill, and then, when purge day comes around, we repeal it and enact purge month without his signature.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 08:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 01:35 |
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you are a saint
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2014 03:45 |