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...would you cuck Hitler?
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Aug 16, 2014 03:23
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look at that butter face and those man hands
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Aug 16, 2014 03:26
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when you think about it hitler kind of cucked poland
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Aug 16, 2014 03:27
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why do goons keep using the word cuck? it is so stupid.
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Aug 16, 2014 03:28
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ProfessorMurder posted:why do goons keep using the word cuck? it is so stupid. Nazi spotted.
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Aug 16, 2014 03:28
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Cesar Cedeno posted:Nazi spotted. Ich bin nicht... I mean I'm not a Nazi
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Aug 16, 2014 03:29
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*Hitler finds out and has the SS torture you in the most horrific way possible* Probably not the best idea.
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Aug 16, 2014 03:30
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Kelfeftaf posted:*Hitler finds out and has the SS torture you in the most horrific way possible* Probably not the best idea. Sure, Hitler finds out, that is part of the overall Allied Cucking strategy. The Agent leaves photos of the deed where Hitler will find them, then escapes at the last second via the time machine. What you think we'd just leave the Hero Who Cucked Hitler behind like a bunch of Nazis?
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Aug 16, 2014 03:37
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Dr. Mengele cucked him fo real
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Aug 16, 2014 03:40
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Cesar Cedeno posted:Sure, Hitler finds out, that is part of the overall Allied Cucking strategy. Who is the Hero and when is he from?
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Aug 16, 2014 03:41
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ProfessorMurder posted:Who is the Hero and when is he from? You already know, in your heart:  Played by Brad Pitt in the eventual movie based on a true story.
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Aug 16, 2014 03:43
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im gay, but yes, because cucking hitler would be one of those novelty fucks you cant turn down
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Aug 16, 2014 03:43
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Cesar Cedeno posted:You already know, in your heart: It's THS isn't it?
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Aug 16, 2014 03:46
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Mengele got away with everything. The luckiest sociopathic murderer in all of Nazi Germany.
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Aug 16, 2014 03:46
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THS posted:im gay, but yes, because cucking hitler would be one of those novelty fucks you cant turn down You'd probably get a pretty sweet medal out of it too. "Yeah, there's my basic marksmen badge, combat parachute medal, Purple Heart, Silver Cuck Star with gold oak cluster for cucking Hitler, and this one for time served." *Men are impressed, ladies swoon*
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Aug 16, 2014 03:49
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I loving knew it
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Aug 16, 2014 03:50
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If I could go back in time I'd ask the jews dying in the holocaust if they were vegan, and if they said no I'd refuse to save them since they didn't care about animal suffering that was so much worse than theirs.
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Aug 16, 2014 03:55
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Morkyz posted:If I could go back in time I'd ask the jews dying in the holocaust if they were vegan, and if they said no I'd refuse to save them since they didn't care about animal suffering that was so much worse than theirs. This is why you are not in the NATO time travel program. Only the most mentally stable, physically fit, rigorously tested individuals are sent back in time to cuck the enemies of the free world.
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Aug 16, 2014 03:59
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Wasn't Hitler into some really dark sexual poo poo? I'd rather snap a picture of Eva Braun making GBS threads on his chest and have the picture spread throughout Nazi Germany than simply gently caress Eva Braun to Hitler's private annoyance.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:01
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Cesar Cedeno posted:...would you cuck Hitler? No. I would cuck Eva.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:01
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Cesar Cedeno posted:This is why you are not in the NATO time travel program. I would already be disqualified by the "physically fit" criteria, no point in pretending to be stable. All told I have no regrets for sharing my proud vegan beliefs. edit: Benito Hitlerstalin posted:No. same
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Aug 16, 2014 04:01
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Look the required action of traveling into the past is to give your baby self a good smack for all the dumb poo poo you'll get up to and regret later
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Aug 16, 2014 04:03
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:No. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Brass balls on this guy. We tried that back in 96 though, agent succeeded in cucking Eva, but fell hard for Hitler. With knowledge of the future the Nazi's won the war. Took forever to clean up that mess.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:03
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i'd like to go seduce JFK. is there an application process?
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Aug 16, 2014 04:06
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ProfessorMurder posted:i'd like to go seduce JFK. is there an application process? jfk was a five-second man. you'd be immensely disappointed.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:08
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ProfessorMurder posted:i'd like to go seduce JFK. is there an application process? Not much challenge there, but none the less, the waiting line is pretty long for him. Have you considered Mao? or if you have your heart set on a president, Taft has no wait.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:09
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Cesar Cedeno posted:Not much challenge there, but none the less, the waiting line is pretty long for him. Mao Tse-tongue? I'll take it.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:10
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If you want to get down with Eva, youre going to have to be shat on, I hope you know that.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:12
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ProfessorMurder posted:Mao Tse-tongue? I'll take it. Awesome, you may want to do your best to look like a 12 year old asian girl, otherwise he's a real tough one.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:12
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Cesar Cedeno posted:Awesome, you may want to do your best to look like a 12 year old asian girl, otherwise he's a real tough one. Is mao into cucking? Because I'd like to send my long-distance girlfriend to seduce him if since apparently she's his type.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:16
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Cesar Cedeno posted:Awesome, you may want to do your best to look like a 12 year old asian girl, otherwise he's a real tough one. If I were able to look like a 12 year old asian girl I could get much better than Mao.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:22
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if i could find a way, op id take back those words that'd hurt you
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Aug 16, 2014 04:25
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Hitler had poor taste in women. His only flaw
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Aug 16, 2014 09:40
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Cesar Cedeno posted:...would you cuck Hitler? Can I kill him after?
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Aug 16, 2014 14:12
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Swedish Fraulein Eva Braun was a real dame
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Aug 16, 2014 14:14
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If I go back in time and cuck Hitler then I will have always gone back in time and cucked Hitler
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Aug 16, 2014 14:37
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SirDan3k posted:If I go back in time and cuck Hitler then I will have always gone back in time and cucked Hitler same
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Aug 16, 2014 14:58
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Cuck To The Fuhrer.
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Aug 16, 2014 15:09
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I would go back to the beginning of time and blow myself up, creating a seed for all life. This has already happened.
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Aug 16, 2014 15:32
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I would go back in time and kill JFK, history's greatest monster, before he was able to start WW3.
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