Stop saying "I'm Gay"

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George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

yo homo

# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:43

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:31

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

im still gay

# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:43

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Dr Strangepants posted:

Hard Gay is cool

# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:44

Kelfeftaf: Sep 9, 2011

"im gay" is yesterday's papers. say something new

# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:44

Automatic Slim: Jul 1, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:46

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

ill stop when im dead

i'm gonna spray paint "im gay" on an overpass so if you live in a large city in australia and see that then it ~~was~~ wasnt me

# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:50

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

im gay or die

# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:52

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Loden Taylor posted:

# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:56

Professor of Cats: Mar 22, 2009

Don We Now posted:

i'm gay

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:00

Republican Vampire: Jun 2, 2007

Seriously it's space year 2014. Who isn't a gay?

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:05

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

What's wrong with being gay, OP?

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:05

Kelfeftaf: Sep 9, 2011

The OP is a homophobe, and all these sudden, unexpected proclamations are driving him crazy.

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:08

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

live gay or die

don't straight on me

im gay

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:29

bend it like baked ham: Feb 16, 2009; Fries.

gay

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:30

Mauvais: Jul 24, 2002; HUZZAH

b-but op

i AM gay...

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:32

PenguinBob: Oct 12, 2000

jackyl posted:

op is gayer than anime

i forgot to watch today's Jojo!

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:33

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

im gay OP

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:35

stuntwaffle: Mar 7, 2007; I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!

Don We Now posted:

i'm gay

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:37

Starving Autist: Oct 20, 2007; by Ralp

im v gay

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:38

0dB: Jan 3, 2009

glowing-fish posted:

this is one of the most innovative, fresh, and funny forums on the internet

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:45

glowing-fish: Feb 18, 2013; Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!

I am kind of disappointed that no one has stuck their neck out and written a poem or other description of their gayness. It really isn't that hard to be creative.

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:49

iNFUSiON: May 1, 2005; Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
~ Robert A. Heinlein

Loden Taylor posted:

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:53

Fuck Your Website: Nov 29, 2003; FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Hmm, a counter proposal

Go die

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:55

Helpimscared: Jun 16, 2014

I'm bi but like men more

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:55

Automatic Retard: Oct 21, 2010; PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE

I'm gayer than macho man randy savage

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:58

Dieting Hippo: Jan 5, 2006; THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

Loden Taylor posted:

i, too, am gay

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:58

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I'm GAY

Fight the power

# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:59

Roy: Sep 24, 2007

glowing-fish posted:

I am kind of disappointed that no one has stuck their neck out and written a poem or other description of their gayness. It really isn't that hard to be creative.

i wrote a poem.

Mulefisk posted:

aight lemme try a poem

hey

i'm gay

# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:00

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
OP is gay
And so are you.

# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:25

Mescal: Jul 23, 2005

im gay

# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:27

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

a lotta work for the OP, when he should have known full well that all the replies were going to be "im gay"

# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:36

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

also, im gay

# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:37

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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^^^wattup?

glowing-fish posted:

I think we need to stop saying "I'm Gay". Remember, this is one of the most innovative, fresh, and funny forums on the internet, and endlessly repeating a catch phrase isn't living up to the standards we've established.

But, if you absolutely need to inform the world of your homosexuality, you can still do so. Just do it in an innovative and interesting way! Here are some examples of ways to announce you're gayness:

1. Academic:
"I feel that the hegemonic narratives of heterosexual fulfillment are yet another way of the Western metaphysical tradition to reduce human experiences to neat and orderly patterns that can not capture the fullness of my queer, subversive Being-as-Such."

2. tumblr: "I am a flushed demiromantic powerbottom muscletwink genderfluid queer, and am also a Time Lord otherkin"

3. Topical: "Despite being a third string center averaging less than 2 points a game, I have the most popular jersey in the NBA"

4. Indirect: "I am a Republican Senator who believes in protecting the sanctity of our traditional family values."

5. Vulgar: "I like to gobble on cockmeat and guzzle the balljuice"

6. Poetic: "The chiseled physique of a strong and virile male causes my heart to palpitate in anticipation of his strong embrace, a feeling of excitement that can only be surpassed by the ecstasy of feeling every crease of his manhood pushing against my body's most tender region, filling me up in an emotional bond that those who deny the rightness of our love can never comprehend"

7. Make up a poem or rhyme!:
"If you ask me if I want it hetero
I would say heck no
Rather be in a federal prison
Getting full of jism
Morning noon and night
I don't wanna see the light
At the end of the tunnel
Rather I wanna be pummeled
Like a pommel horse
And of course its gotta be by men
Who have the strength to burst my hymen
Leave me messy like New Orleans after Katrina
Hot dudes show me what is between your legs
I will drink it like doing a keg stand
Just take my legs and
Move them apart, show me your art
Of male on male loving,
With the shoving and pushing
Then I will drink your cream like a Pershing"

These are just a few ideas to expand our repertoire. Please, don't be afraid to challenge yourself and grow by finding new ways to express yourself.

tl/dr

Also I'm gay

# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:41

glowing-fish: Feb 18, 2013; Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!

# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:42

O-Unit: Oct 22, 2005

I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and...
GAAAAAYYY!!

# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:42

Kelfeftaf: Sep 9, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJVPCzpi5xk

# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:45

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:47

glowing-fish: Feb 18, 2013; Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!

Would, would

(If I was gay which I am not).

Also, how the hell did the guy on the left get such muscular legs?

Although, now that I've looked at it for a bit longer, his calves seem pretty small compared to his thighs, which is a bit of a turn off...or it would be, if I was interested at all, which I am not, because I am 180% straight.

glowing-fish fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Aug 16, 2014

# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:48

bend it like baked ham: Feb 16, 2009; Fries.

# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:49

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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glowing-fish posted:

Would, would

(If I was gay which I am not).

Also, how the hell did the guy on the left get such muscular legs?

works hard, plays hard

# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:49

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