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killaer
Aug 4, 2007
No.

*Unemployment
*Racism
*Health Care Bills
*How do I Interact with people with respect?
*How do I improve my cooking?
*How do I pull more sluts?
*How do I stay faithful?>
*how do I lose my virginity?
*what should I buy for college?
*why am I not funny?
*How do you hit on girls at a bar?
*How can I stop posting so bad?
*Why are men taught to hide their emotions?
*I like to gently caress girls but I cant get to the critical point; im not a 'closer'

*people seem likt they have a really easy time with things, but I struggle. Why? Why cant the world be given to me on a platter?
*shuld I go to the gym more
*how do I get rid of my moobs
*how do I stop poo poo posting



Whats up guys. Im getting pretty loving drunk. Sorry if this isnt entertaining, Im just trying to mix it up. Please post your real world problems, serious vulnerable poo poo only. You can pass it off as "ironic" to ward off the sting.



Im gay as gently caress

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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

...an entire galaxy? Of puppies?

No.

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
No.


please

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



killaer more like should be killed irl

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
No.

a hole-y ghost posted:

killaer more like should be killed irl

Im drunk

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
No.

a hole-y ghost posted:

killaer more like should be killed irl

What would you do in my position?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



killaer posted:

What would you do in my position?
lock youer doors and steel your self for the inevitable

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


Just post your real world problems and let us examine and make fun of them.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

- hi

ask god for blessings

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002



All my problems are on the internet and they're posting in this thread

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO



killaer posted:

*Unemployment
*Racism
*Health Care Bills
*How do I Interact with people with respect?
*How do I improve my cooking?
*How do I pull more sluts?
*How do I stay faithful?>
*how do I lose my virginity?
*what should I buy for college?
*why am I not funny?
*How do you hit on girls at a bar?
*How can I stop posting so bad?
*Why are men taught to hide their emotions?
*I like to gently caress girls but I cant get to the critical point; im not a 'closer'

*people seem likt they have a really easy time with things, but I struggle. Why? Why cant the world be given to me on a platter?
*shuld I go to the gym more
*how do I get rid of my moobs
*how do I stop poo poo posting



Whats up guys. Im getting pretty loving drunk. Sorry if this isnt entertaining, Im just trying to mix it up. Please post your real world problems, serious vulnerable poo poo only. You can pass it off as "ironic" to ward off the sting.



Im gay as gently caress

^^ real worl porblem

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014


*Cant find a good 90's mix compilation to download since they all seem to be omitting like half of the "Good" songs ya know??

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

My periods is 30 years late.

Broenheim
Feb 25, 2014

Don't judge me just because I'm a trans cat

*OP

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Dick don't gently caress

Christmas Present
Jul 25, 2003

HO! HO! HO! MERRY PECSMAS!

went to the bank to get money and one of the twenty dollar bills was previously used and I actually had to request they change it for a new one which took about ten seconds

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

All balls no cock

Daedra
Mar 13, 2002

Titans and Vols, bitch.


chick fil a closed on sunday

catpowerd
Jan 9, 2008

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow

My rear end fell out.

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007

King Kong of Megadongs

Gobblin' them mega schlongs

Makin' sure they mega long

Stroke 'em if they mega strong


registered collegecuckfest.com, can't resell

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Revengeful corpse out to kill Smell the stench, your guts will spill
Vomit for a mind, maggots for a cock With his axe the corpse will chop


its raining here today and it sucks

also isis is like cutting heads off people and there's always africa and the rapestorms in india

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



Sometimes I hallucinate barely-audible music into white noise. Right now the aircon is giving me some sort of hideous nu-metal vibe. Earlier on the fridge compressor was going and it was like some early seventies hippie kinda stuff.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.


my problem is im playing metal gear solid for the first time and its really hard! the controls are very not good

catpowerd
Jan 9, 2008

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow

chaosbreather posted:

my problem is im playing metal gear solid for the first time and its really hard! the controls are very not good

Keep trying. You will get used to them.

Squidbeak
Jul 24, 2007

Com Truise

we're all hosed and whomever isn't drinking/smoking/shooting/snorting away to oblivion right now.

it's only a matter of loving time

just kidding D.A.R.E. don't copy that floppy stay in school kids

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004


Winner #6 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
Do not talk to me if your a SJW MRA PUA fucktarded Shitlord, (PS: GJ on ruining videogame journalism twitter drama MODS).
i've spent 5 bux to try to get rid of this avatar but it just isn't happening


chaosbreather posted:

my problem is im playing metal gear solid for the first time and its really hard! the controls are very not good
it's worth toughing through them

Squidbeak
Jul 24, 2007

Com Truise

catpowerd posted:

Keep trying. You will get used to them.

this man speaks truth

stick with it it's worth it

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008



OP post 7 more threads and I'll come clean for you

Corvus corone
Oct 14, 2012


killaer posted:

Im drunk

you are crazy.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.


mgs status update, i have to steal a mine detector out of a stupid office on the second floor of the tank hangar but the guards are being realll jerks about it and there's this security camera on the stairwell that snake feels like just dancing in front of while i'm trying to have him move quickly past it. i mean, it was an issue before i beat revolver ocelot (which took like six loving hours before i realised i could C4 his butt, yay for me), but all the moving pieces means at least one thing fucks up every time

on the plus side i love the music, voice acting, constant sexual innuendo, intensely detailed technical exposition, the way the cigs actually make your health go down while you smoke them and the game over screen which i get to see a lot

i just don't understand why they didn't realise there's a whole other stick there you could have put aiming or camera control on. if they remade this with two stick shooter controls it would be amazing. i guess i should bring it up with hideo next week

Christmas Present
Jul 25, 2003

HO! HO! HO! MERRY PECSMAS!

Shithouse Dave posted:

Sometimes I hallucinate barely-audible music into white noise. Right now the aircon is giving me some sort of hideous nu-metal vibe. Earlier on the fridge compressor was going and it was like some early seventies hippie kinda stuff.

I get this often yeah

walked around the apartment for a half hour or so the other day trying to determine the source of some music I heard; turned down all speakers, checked all tablets/phones in the house- it was auditory hallucination from the A/C unit right outside my back door

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Revengeful corpse out to kill Smell the stench, your guts will spill
Vomit for a mind, maggots for a cock With his axe the corpse will chop


i played metal gear solid on the pc. real good poo poo

I tried playing MGS2 as well but i never finished it. Way too boring

Then I didn't play any more metal gear solid games until Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, which was very silly and a lot of fun

Zzulu fucked around with this message at Aug 16, 2014 around 10:24

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

malditos cerdos fascistas


burned my tongue and now im not sure if im fully enjoying the things i eat

Heartbroken 2Twice
Oct 6, 2013


my pants always rip at the taint

e: it's like, i'm not even doing much with that taint

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

UNDEAD RACIAL CLEANSING

gently caress you OP you can't mess with my head!

there's no such thing as the "real world"

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011


I'm hungry as heck right now and that's a p real problem

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006

She has an I.Q. of 1001
She has a jumpsuit on
And she's also a telephone.

Christmas Present posted:

I get this often yeah

walked around the apartment for a half hour or so the other day trying to determine the source of some music I heard; turned down all speakers, checked all tablets/phones in the house- it was auditory hallucination from the A/C unit right outside my back door

I get this too! What substances did you abuse?

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

my pants always rip at the taint

e: it's like, i'm not even doing much with that taint

Everyone should do more with the taint.

Christmas Present
Jul 25, 2003

HO! HO! HO! MERRY PECSMAS!

Sinding Johansson posted:

I get this too! What substances did you abuse?

acid and psilocybin and cigarettes mostly though it's been years since I've had the first two

it's probably the cigarettes

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TheLovablePlutonis
Mar 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 31 days!


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