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Join in and be as profane and obscene as you like. Here's a few to get us started beginning with the most tame of curses and ending with a couple that will surely condemn me to burn in the pit for all eternity. Gosh! Dernit! drat! God drat it! God drat you! God drat you to hell! Christ on a cross! Jumping Jesus Mary gently caress! I deny the divinity of Christ! I pour salt on the Four Wounds of Christ! I poo poo on the Four Wounds of Christ! I gently caress the Four Wounds of Christ! I poo poo on Christ, on the cross, on the carpenter that made it and on the son of a whore who planted the pine. I curse the wretched angel-tainted oval office of the mother of Christ who is the false messiah and on that slut virgin's god-ravished womb. She who is Mary the tool, eager whore to divine patrons, low born and valueless heir-making cow stock of a talentless cuckold carpenter. She who lay upon that stinking barn floor and who deserved no more comfort than the filth and oozed from herself the child, greeted with piled poo poo and piss-drenched straw. She that puked into the world that whimpering babe that became the abandoned, forsaken, ignored, helpless, broken, fading god forever crucified, the Warrior of Bladeless Words and Marshal of the Feeble. Hatred and anger and spite unto these that abominable sow and pigspawn dog and forever foul curses and a miserable fate to all who kneel in supplication to these icons of cowardice and wrongfully honor their names. If blasphemy isn't your thing you could maybe try a seditious, radical screed inspiring violent anarchy. I'm open to stuff.
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Jesus and I just don't see eye to eye on some stuff and gently caress his mother in any event.
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Aug 16, 2014 14:11
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Jesus and I just don't see eye to eye on some stuff and gently caress his mother in any event. Edit, you see the poo poo he pulls on me just to be a dick? Rando fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Aug 16, 2014 |
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Aug 16, 2014 14:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCA8rLya5qg
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Aug 16, 2014 14:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q7YD5et4v0
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Aug 16, 2014 14:33
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Christ's cock in a camel's rear end!
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Aug 16, 2014 14:44
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To which Peter replied "I wouldn't gently caress that Magdelane bitch with Judus's cock".
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Aug 16, 2014 14:48
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I don't think you all are being nearly as heretical and abominable as you could be. I'll try another. You should try too. Just think of the holy trinity as that clique of fuckface kids from high school that tied you up in the shower and sodomized you. The Trinity is just a heavenly daisy chain, a circle-jerk at the mutual admiration society.
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Aug 16, 2014 16:54
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and a clasic... The Litany of Satan O you, the wisest and fairest of the Angels, God betrayed by destiny and deprived of praise, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! O Prince of Exile, you who have been wronged And who vanquished always rise up again more strong, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who know all, great king of hidden things, The familiar healer of human sufferings, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who teach through love the taste for Heaven To the cursed pariah, even to the leper, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who of Death, your mistress old and strong, Have begotten Hope, — a charming madcap! O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who give the outlaw that calm and haughty look That damns the whole multitude around his scaffold. O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who know in what nooks of the miserly earth A jealous God has hidden precious stones, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You whose clear eye sees the deep arsenals Where the tribe of metals sleeps in its tomb, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You whose broad hand conceals the precipice From the sleep-walker wandering on the building's ledge, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who soften magically the old bones Of belated drunkards trampled by the horses, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who to console frail mankind in its sufferings Taught us to mix sulphur and saltpeter, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who put your mark, O subtle accomplice, Upon the brow of Croesus, base and pitiless, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! You who put in the eyes and hearts of prostitutes The cult of sores and the love of rags and tatters, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! Staff of those in exile, lamp of the inventor, Confessor of the hanged and of conspirators, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! Adopted father of those whom in black rage — God the Father drove from the earthly paradise, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! Prayer Glory and praise to you, O Satan, in the heights Of Heaven where you reigned and in the depths Of Hell where vanquished you dream in silence! Grant that my soul may someday repose near to you Under the Tree of Knowledge, when, over your brow, Its branches will spread like a new Temple!
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Nation posted:please stop Like an aggressive host of rape-hungry Seraphs I can not be stopped. My posts are as the Nephalim.
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Aug 16, 2014 17:06
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Ocean Book posted:thank you god for all that i have and will experience I don't think you understand the nature of the thread, god boy.
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Aug 16, 2014 17:56
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Whenever Jesus fucks Mary Magdalene and starts in with his weird panting chant declaring that every filthy and unnatural act the two perpetrate on each other is all still clean and holy and pure because its true purpose is as the physical manifestation of a metaphor for god's deep and passionate love of humanity Mary will just joke to herself about the sermon on the mount and smile and she is happy for a while.
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Aug 16, 2014 19:04
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One day Jesus and his Apostles were walking along and Jesus said "hey, I've been thinking, maybe we should get into molesting children" and Simon said "I think we're getting ahead of ourselves, wait until we're better organized".
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Aug 16, 2014 19:50
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And Moses can suck it too.
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Aug 16, 2014 19:51
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Kyrie eleison posted:the Lord is just, merciful I don't appreciate all the contrarian flack I'm getting instead of foul declarations of stomach twisting unholy concepts anathema to the good news of Christ's message. Why can't people just blaspheme a motherfucker?
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