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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > UFC Fight Night 47 GDT: Doing shit just to piss Tim the fuck off

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

lmao at the guy having Jordan completely rocked and covering up and then switching to himself being mounted in under 2 seconds. Heavyweight ftw....

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:43

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Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

lol this guy has a good left hook, so I'm just gonna keep circling to the right with my hands down.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:43

squarerandom: Mar 24, 2007; Obviously you're not a golfer.

ahahahaahaha that "takedown" what hte gently caress was that.

Oh god he's going for a double, I'll just sit down to defend this.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:43

Fork of Unknown Origins: Oct 21, 2005; Gotta Herd On?

This is the entertainment I hope for from heavyweight fights.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:43

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

That was hilarious because Jordan was just getting teed off on and the ref shouted "PROTECT YOURSELF" and he was like "What? Oh, right!" and immediately started fighting again

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:44

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Just remember that these guys ultimate goal is to fight Cain Velasquez.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:44

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

How about the thighs on Shawn Jordan

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:44

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Captain Log posted:
"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"

I feel like Barry would be able to launch one of their legs into the twelfth row.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:44

Bell the Cat: Apr 5, 2004; Dirty pool old man. I like it.

Shawn Jordan's body is memory foam, sponsored by Mattress City.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:45

oilcheck my ass: Mar 8, 2006; Well, hello ladies.

It's so beautiful

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:45

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Jordan living up to that Mattress City sponsorship by being pillow-topped

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:45

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Captain Log posted:

I feel like Barry would be able to launch one of their legs into the twelfth row.

I have bad news for you

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:45

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

origami posted:

I have bad news for you

Pat Barry was never good.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:46

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Captain Log posted:
"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"

"PERFECT!"

: Wipes the dough man's hemotoma gingerly :

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:46

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Captain Log posted:
"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"

Dangersim posted:

Pat Barry was never good.

you go to hell

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:47

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

I don't think Jordan knows how to finish an arm triangle and happened into one last round by accident.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:47

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

One of the analysts said Jordan's wrestling would be the difference in the fight and I laughed, who's laughing now?

Well me, but them too.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:47

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Was May aware you could go to the ground in this ruleset? Did he train for this at all?

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:48

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

LobsterMobster posted:

Jordan living up to that Mattress City sponsorship by being pillow-topped

lol

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:48

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

help, i can't hear my corner, i'm being walloped by boogerman

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dangersim posted:

Pat Barry was never good.

Dangersim posted:

We are no longer friends.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:48

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Big Dan: Do something! Do something else with your life, this isn't for you!"

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:49

squarerandom: Mar 24, 2007; Obviously you're not a golfer.

What a _great fight!

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:49

Shoobis: Nov 10, 2009

Jordan comes up large

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:49

Bell the Cat: Apr 5, 2004; Dirty pool old man. I like it.

Dangersim posted:

Big Dan: Do something! Do something else with your life, this isn't for you!"

lol

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:49

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

The winner is us, the viewer.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:50

Julio Cesar Fatass: Jul 24, 2007; "...."

I'm getting flashbacks to the time I was tapped by being suffocated by my partners shuddering gut

Dangersim posted:

Big Dan: Do something! Do something else with your life, this isn't for you!"

Lol

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:50

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

I think Jack May get cut ha ha ha

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:50

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Captain Log posted:

I feel like Barry would be able to launch one of their legs into the twelfth row.

Did you forget that Pat and Shawn already fought?

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:50

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Captain Log posted:
"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"

Dangersim posted:

Big Dan: Do something! Do something else with your life, this isn't for you!"

HAHAHA

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:50

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

fatherdog posted:

Did you forget that Pat and Shawn already fought?

(don't worry, so did Pat)

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:51

Bell the Cat: Apr 5, 2004; Dirty pool old man. I like it.

This fight convinced me that there should be a Brando division.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:51

Julio Cesar Fatass: Jul 24, 2007; "...."

fatherdog posted:

Did you forget that Pat and Shawn already fought?

I pray he's forgotten all Shawn related facts already

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:51

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Captain Log posted:
"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"

fatherdog posted:

Did you forget that Pat and Shawn already fought?

loving god damnit

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:51

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

HUGE fight, mahn.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:52

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

He looked like he was gonna fall over when he did that back flip. So fat

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:53

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

time for the handsome man!

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:53

Belle Isle Tech: Aug 28, 2009

Dangersim posted:

Pat Barry was never good.

What a completely asinine thing to say.

He was good at making people laugh.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:54

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

soccer background, eddie bravo student

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:58

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

I want to go to bed so badly but I don't want to miss any of these fights.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 03:54

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