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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


There is no reason to drink soda when naturally flavored carbonated water beverages exist and contain zero calories.

Get some of the Canada Dry Seltzer and you will have no need for Soda or Diet soda. They even make Seltzer in the flavor of Whiskey Sours now.

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013
I CAUSE HYSTERIA WHEREVER I GO ;_;

Why do people drink carbonated water when tap water exists? Zero calories, like $10 for 2,000 gallons

Quinctia
Jul 16, 2006

Disasterrific.

Seltzer's loving gross. I don't know what they do to it, but it will smell delicious and taste disgusting.

Sparkling water's okay, though.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!

Lipstick Apathy

seltzer is for old people

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013


Why do people drink anything? Dying of thirst is ultimately much more efficient.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


Quinctia posted:

Seltzer's loving gross. I don't know what they do to it, but it will smell delicious and taste disgusting.

Sparkling water's okay, though.

Sparkling Water and Seltzer are the exact same thing.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013
I CAUSE HYSTERIA WHEREVER I GO ;_;

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

Why do people drink anything? Dying of thirst is ultimately much more efficient.

Better drink your own piss

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


why do people pay for food or water when they can just eat and drink other people poo poo and piss

OfficialGBSCaliph
Dec 30, 2010

One, two, three trillion! Ah hah hah!

The Taint Reaper posted:

There is no reason to drink soda when naturally flavored carbonated water beverages exist and contain zero calories.

Get some of the Canada Dry Seltzer and you will have no need for Soda or Diet soda. They even make Seltzer in the flavor of Whiskey Sours now.

Hahaha this goon must be incredibly old. Srltzer is a thing that old men drink. I bet you play cards too. lmbtfo

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey, Sid. Is it normal for the inside of your bung-hole to itch?

Because soda has caffeine and also doesn't taste like poo poo

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


Baracula posted:

Hahaha this goon must be incredibly old. Srltzer is a thing that old men drink. I bet you play cards too. lmbtfo

I really never got into Magic The Gathering.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering


Ramrod XTreme

Please call it Club Soda.

Godbless

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp


op there is no reason for you to post here when you literally have a reddit account

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003





Lipstick Apathy

The Taint Reaper posted:

There is no reason to drink soda when naturally flavored carbonated water beverages exist and contain zero calories.

Get some of the Canada Dry Seltzer and you will have no need for Soda or Diet soda. They even make Seltzer in the flavor of Whiskey Sours now.

why eat food when we can get everything we need in pill form and put them in our butts for easy absorption and be gay like me

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


seltzer water is loving disgusting. just drink normal water

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003





Lipstick Apathy

Hwbrgdtse posted:

seltzer is for old people

I think jewish people drink it for passover to celebrate that elijah isnt going to slaughter them in their sleep, or maybe to ward him away

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


and coke zero is about 1000 times better than seltzer water, even though coke zero is terrible

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010



Just drink bourbon, jesus it's not that hard.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Sparkling water + lime/lemon.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


The Taint Reaper posted:

They even make Seltzer in the flavor of Whiskey Sours now.

drinking something that tastes like an alcoholic beverage but contains no alcohol is for the birds

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


Why do people drink Seltzer when Tonic Water exists?

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007



Did you ever notice that when you drink carbonated beverages your piss doesn't become carbonated? What's up with that?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



resistentialism posted:

Did you ever notice that when you drink carbonated beverages your piss doesn't become carbonated? What's up with that?
dude someone is switching your piss out and selling your real piss to the immigrant doctors

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Seltzer tastes repulsive, water crew 4lyfe

DOWN JACKET FETISH
Sep 20, 2003

(it's not bill cosby)

seltzer is a good drink

for a clown to spray

at the circus

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014


Diet soda had no calories, tastes better, and has caffeine.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


scalded schlong posted:

seltzer is a good drink

for a clown to spray

at the circus

this

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010


tap water owns gimme dem minerals and fluoride

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



soda water is good and tastes good. you people are weird

Martin Luther Kink
Oct 17, 2004
Barroom Hero


Ginette Reno posted:

Because soda has caffeine and also doesn't taste like poo poo

one of those things are true

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


Good drinks:
Mild teas
Drinkable yogurt, kaffir
Sugar water drinks you make yourself
Moxie

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010


Why do people drink water when there is Dew?

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

negative thinking will get your ass kicked

Double fisting tap water and coke zero. Live hard.

naem
May 29, 2011



Water is for noobs, I just have seperate glasses of hydrogen and oxygen and mix them in my mouf

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



agreed op

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



I infuse my own vodkas and home infused vodka is lovely with soda water. It's too sweet for me if I mix with sprite or whatever.

Also are club soda and seltzer the same or slightly different?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



uG posted:

op there is no reason for you to post here when you literally have a reddit account
ah this explains his multitude of bad opinions

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

by Cowcaster


how has anybody not said this? soda tastes way better than club sode lol

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW


just chug down a big refreshing bottle of tonic water

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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The Taint Reaper posted:

I really never got into Magic The Gathering.

lol MTG is for old grognerd fuckers

Hearthstone is where its at

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