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Seltzer tastes like the goddamn Atlantic ocean and I hate it. I hate it all.
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uG posted:op there is no reason for you to post here when you literally have a reddit account I never posted on reddit once ever.
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Aug 17, 2014 09:03
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AssassinPrincess posted:Seltzer tastes like the goddamn Atlantic ocean and I hate it. I hate it all.
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Aug 17, 2014 09:06
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Hwbrgdtse posted:seltzer is for old people And saying "piss-poor." As in, "This seltzer water is piss-poor."
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Aug 17, 2014 09:16
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well if it had more piss in it it might even taste ok\
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Aug 17, 2014 09:23
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When I was in fourth grade, I mistook carbonated water for soda and it was one of the most vile things I've ever tasted. Nearly nearly twenty years later and I haven't forgotten how awful it was. Cooler water's best.
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Aug 17, 2014 09:25
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The seltzer tastes gross/tastes great is a regional thing. Some places make it by dissolving CO2 in water, which only changes the taste slightly, if any. Other places make it by adding bicarbonate of soda to water, which usually drastically changes the taste. The latter is usually only good as a mixer, and isn't really meant to be taken straight.
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Aug 17, 2014 09:40
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Whatever mine was had a stale, bleached taste that clung to the back of your tongue and leaked into your sinuses so that you COULDN'T STOP TASTING IT.
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Aug 17, 2014 10:03
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Why do people drink water when there is Dew?
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Aug 17, 2014 10:07
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lol poors itt ferrarelle, voss, gerolsteiner, acqua panna. etc are p. good sparkling waters and its a nice palate cleanser when drinking a heavy spanish red like rioja or tempranillo with red meats san pellegrino is ok, but stay the gently caress away from perrier or anything from the us
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Aug 17, 2014 10:14
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also if you guys ever leave your comfort zone and visit places in europe like italy or spain restaurants usually give you sparkling water rarely do they have the american champagne that is dew or coke
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Aug 17, 2014 10:16
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if you cant taste the difference between artificially carbonated and natural sparkling water then you and your coarse palate are free to gently caress off
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Aug 17, 2014 10:36
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How Does A Person Water When Drink Isn't Even Real?
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Aug 17, 2014 11:23
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There's a difference between Club Soda and Seltzer: Club Soda uses artificial carbonation, usually potassium citrate and bicarbonate, while Seltzer is injected with CO2.
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Aug 17, 2014 11:26
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i don't drink soda. soda is for fat people.
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Aug 17, 2014 11:38
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Lufiron posted:also if you guys ever leave your comfort zone and visit places in europe like italy or spain restaurants usually give you sparkling water you think europe doesn't have coke
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Aug 17, 2014 11:52
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scalded schlong posted:you think europe doesn't have coke no you halfwit nice restaurants don't unless of course you think mcdonalds is a nice restaurant, but in that case you have no business even addressing me, pleb.
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Aug 17, 2014 12:08
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European sparkling water tastes like rear end. Sparkling water tastes like rear end. Sparkling cider's pretty chill.
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Aug 17, 2014 12:12
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topo chico
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Aug 17, 2014 12:14
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Lufiron posted:no you halfwit nice restaurants don't please stop trying to do whatever it is you think you're doing.
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Aug 17, 2014 12:44
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scalded schlong posted:please stop trying to do whatever it is you think you're doing. lol halfwit
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Aug 17, 2014 13:24
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I have the privilege of living in a time and place where clean drinking water comes straight from any of the numerous taps in my home. If I were to drink anything else it would frankly be an insult to the majority of the world who don't even have access to clean drinking water. Shame on you all.
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Aug 17, 2014 13:29
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Quinctia posted:Seltzer's loving gross. I don't know what they do to it, but it will smell delicious and taste disgusting. This is the truth.
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Aug 17, 2014 13:29
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Yo half wits: tonic water has quinine in it. It's not just plain water. Of course it tastes different. Sheesh.
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Aug 17, 2014 13:32
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Seltzer is what I imagine the Silver Surfer's urine tastes like.
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Aug 17, 2014 14:23
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Seltzer is what I imagine the Silver Surfer's urine tastes like. Why are you imagining that?
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Aug 17, 2014 14:49
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Lord of Bore posted:Why are you imagining that? Please don't kink-shame.
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Aug 17, 2014 14:55
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Lufiron posted:lol poors itt tonic water > sparkling water
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Aug 17, 2014 17:56
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Awkward Davies posted:Yo half wits: tonic water has quinine in it. It's not just plain water. Of course it tastes different. Sheesh.
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Aug 17, 2014 19:45
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oh thank christ the op came along i was worried because i hadn't seen an insufferable "why do people like x" thread all day
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Aug 17, 2014 19:46
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Awkward Davies posted:Yo half wits: tonic water has quinine in it. It's not just plain water. Of course it tastes different. Sheesh. i'm literally the only person who posted about tonic and my joke was that it tastes gross. but thanks for chiming in anyway and letting us know you know why tonic water tastes different. you a smart guy.
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Aug 17, 2014 20:03
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The seltzer tastes gross/tastes great is a regional thing. Some places make it by dissolving CO2 in water, which only changes the taste slightly, if any. Other places make it by adding bicarbonate of soda to water, which usually drastically changes the taste. The latter is usually only good as a mixer, and isn't really meant to be taken straight. e: that would also explain why people sometimes say it's a really good cleaning fluid but I've never been able t oget it to work that well
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Aug 17, 2014 20:05
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Flavored seltzer is the best! I remember accidentally getting just the carbonated water at a soda fountain when I was a kid, and since I was expecting something super sugary, it tasted like the worst thing in the world. Maybe that's why some people hate it. It took a little getting used to as an adult, but now I love it. It is also good mixed with juice. Polar brand is the best. It seems harder to find outside of New England. In Vermont, it's so common they even have it in cold cases at convenience stores! I found a grocery store with lots of flavors of Polar where I am farther south now and it made my day. In California, all I could find was Trader Joe's bullshit that pales in comparison. Al Cowens posted:Good drinks: Eat poo poo and die, rear end in a top hat. You're everything that's wrong with Maine. 
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Aug 17, 2014 20:31
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I can't believe people would willfully ingest that nasty poo poo, I've tasted soda water (I read the aforementioned difference in carbonation but for some strange reason see no reason to care) when the soda machines are out of flavoring. It's revolting. Soda is good and all, but you can in fact gain weight from it (without a steady supply of amphetamines at least). Water is great but has no caffeine. Caffeine pills have seemingly lost their magic on me. DP 10 is for men and it tastes decent, problem solved.
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Aug 17, 2014 20:43
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iNFUSiON posted:I can't believe people would willfully ingest that nasty poo poo, I've tasted soda water (I read the aforementioned difference in carbonation but for some strange reason see no reason to care) when the soda machines are out of flavoring. It's revolting. Robo Reagan posted:oh thank christ the op came along i was worried because i hadn't seen an insufferable "why do people like x" post all day
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Aug 17, 2014 20:44
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Lufiron posted:no you halfwit nice restaurants don't mmm it's true that most places give you sparkling water but I haven't been to a restaurant in Europe that didn't have soda of some kind. anyway in Germany at least sparkling is definitely the norm, not flat. If you ask for water at a restaurant they bring you sparkling.
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Aug 18, 2014 09:41
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Seltzer is great, and I miss the awesome selection you get at grocery stores in cities in the Northeast US. The rest of the country lags far behind. I just make my own now.
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Aug 18, 2014 10:15
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i wish i was a pretty girl, i would just drink jizz all day from all my potential suitors and never worry about sustenance. I might be twink enough to pull the same thing off in the gay community, but AIDS!.
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Aug 18, 2014 10:38
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Carbonated mineral waters are pretty good sometimes. Boring old regular soda water is pretty bland. There is no drink that comes close to being as refreshing as regular old water when it comes to downing an entire 16oz glass right after exercising, sports, etc.
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Y-Hat posted:is that a scary chemical? because it sounds like a scary chemical well it does make tonic the only thing in your grocery store's soda aisle that will treat your malaria. so that's helpful
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