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So at the beginning of summer I was getting in shape, being active etc. Now that it's been hot and lovely every day I've done very little except for the occasional swim in the river. What I have done is drink beer and have gained 5 pounds so this thread can go to hell
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 05:20 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:22 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccenFp_3kq8
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 05:23 |
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Majorian posted:The bug represents your penis and the spider represents your perception of women. Um, I'm pretty sure the spider represents my vagina & the bug represents the patriarchy.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 05:24 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Um, I'm pretty sure the spider represents my vagina & the bug represents the patriarchy. OH! I assumed you were a dude. Yes, given that you're a woman that's precisely what that means. ...and now I find that gif very sexy too.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 06:36 |
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drank a decent amount last night but not enough to pass out. couldn't sleep when i got back home though on account of sleeping too much last night. its currently 9 am and im listening to levels by avicii please advise over
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 06:44 |
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Minorkos posted:please advise over Rodger that good buddy, kill you're famil. Over and out.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 06:48 |
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Minorkos posted:drank a decent amount last night but not enough to pass out. couldn't sleep when i got back home though on account of sleeping too much last night. its currently 9 am and im listening to levels by avicii I guess that'll teach you not to drink so little next time.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:04 |
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i'm beginning to suspect that the majority of you folks are amateur drunks...i don't fault anyone for that, as it takes decades of dedication, determination, consistently-faulty logic and a great deal of good old-fashioned sticktoitiveness to truly achieve a professional level of alcoholism...the ridiculous state i have the rotten luck to be living in still had blue laws on the books until a couple years ago, so sundays could be rough...thankfully our drunken tax-hungry legislature put a stop to that silliness...still, though, if you haven't drank sterno or that impossibly salty cooking wine to stop the shakes on a sunday morning you need to put in more effort...also i want to be excoriated by trixie hardcore, that's normally the sole reason i post...be kind enough to grant the last wish of a dying man trixie, wouldja?
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 14:21 |
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Woah! Where has this thread been my whole life? Just cracked my second beer this morning, taking the dog for a walk, browsing the forums. Cheers to Monday!
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:02 |
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utterlycorrupt posted:i'm beginning to suspect that the majority of you folks are amateur drunks...i don't fault anyone for that, as it takes decades of dedication, determination, consistently-faulty logic and a great deal of good old-fashioned sticktoitiveness to truly achieve a professional level of alcoholism...the ridiculous state i have the rotten luck to be living in still had blue laws on the books until a couple years ago, so sundays could be rough...thankfully our drunken tax-hungry legislature put a stop to that silliness...still, though, if you haven't drank sterno or that impossibly salty cooking wine to stop the shakes on a sunday morning you need to put in more effort...also i want to be excoriated by trixie hardcore, that's normally the sole reason i post...be kind enough to grant the last wish of a dying man trixie, wouldja? The only reason I bothered to read this shitpost was because it had my name in it so I guess you now know what you need to do for however many pathetic years you have left before cirrhosis catches up if you want anyone to pay attention to you is to namedrop actual cool people in hope they will notice you for a split second before forgetting you exist again.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:10 |
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wow ur making a thread about day-drinking, a non-plat specialty, and you expect us to stay quiet? you pauper children don't even know what it means to be on your second bottle of gin by 12PM.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:53 |
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It clearly says non-plats are allowed, you are drunk.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:55 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:22 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:The only reason I bothered to read this shitpost was because it had my name in it so I guess you now know what you need to do for however many pathetic years you have left before cirrhosis catches up if you want anyone to pay attention to you is to namedrop actual cool people in hope they will notice you for a split second before forgetting you exist again. ahhh, there IS balm in gilead...i am in your debt...
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