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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


SaltLick posted:

i just found out i may be liable in a minor car accident where a woman rear ended me so i will certainly drink double

were u drunk?

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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i used to drink screwdrivers exclusively but then i switched to vodka lemonade because orange juice has too much sugar, but then i started vomiting blood so i had to switch to vodka iced tea, but that also had too much sugar so i just started mixing my vodka with water so id get drunk slower

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


my last drink was vodka mixed with water and it was to stop me from shaking like a crack baby

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


JakeP posted:

gently caress i have a pot of cofee to drink before i start drinking sorry goons

mix it with whiskey and baileys

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Nov 17, 2006


Wall Balls posted:

boohoo im a giant wimp who is afraid of flavors better drink vodka like a child

some people dont drink it for the flavor, most likely the same people who get drunk in the middle of the day.

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