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Seizure Robot
Sep 3, 2003

The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With.'

I have posted on this forum for 11 years without having enough disposable income to blow it on the ability to report people. if one of you rich folks wants to adopt me or maybe just be my sugar daddy/mommy I'd really appreciate it, I promise I'm not that dirty.

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Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


how about i throw you to the fuckin wolves

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!


Baracula
Dec 30, 2010

One, two, three trillion! Ah hah hah!


like you wouldnt do it for free

Marvin Freeman
Jan 10, 2008


bootstraps OP

JonasSalk
May 27, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

What do you bring to the JonasSalk World Premier team? I'd make you the money guy but you don't even know how to pull your bootstraps.

Seizure Robot
Sep 3, 2003

The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With.'

JonasSalk posted:

What do you bring to the JonasSalk World Premier team? I'd make you the money guy but you don't even know how to pull your bootstraps.

I'll suck your dick.

Baracula
Dec 30, 2010

One, two, three trillion! Ah hah hah!

JonasSalk posted:

What do you bring to the JonasSalk World Premier team? I'd make you the money guy but you don't even know how to pull your bootstraps.

maube he could make you not a thunderdome loser

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



No one likes the poor gently caress you.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.



I'd take you up on that, but you appear to already have plat.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



jscolon2.0 posted:

I'd take you up on that, but you appear to already have plat.
oh it's not for him, he's feeling charitable

JonasSalk
May 27, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Baracula posted:

maube he could make you not a thunderdome loser

Maybe he could teach you to spell?

Seizure Robot posted:

I'll suck your dick.

Who am I to turn down an offer like that?

Zombie Boat
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind

I've got you op. Check your pm.





Just kidding you cheap stinkyhole. Hail Satan that'll get you an upgrade for sure.

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



send me nudes and ill think about giving you plat



please be a hot super model

Naerasa
Aug 5, 2004

Do you not know that Death is the servant of Chaos?

I have only posted on this forum for ten years and in that time I have amassed enough wealth to get platinum once. Eat the shame I am dishing you, OP.

Sexual Velcro
Jun 28, 2008



can we make this the default av for nonplats/poors?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


reported OP for being a poor

Baracula
Dec 30, 2010

One, two, three trillion! Ah hah hah!

JonasSalk posted:

Maybe he could teach you to spell?

nice burn, maybe you coild find sone lower hanging fruit if you tried.

E: something about my stupid gay gimmick av maybe

Seizure Robot
Sep 3, 2003

The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With.'

SaltLick posted:

send me nudes and ill think about giving you plat



please be a hot super model

I can't send you nudes without plat, classic catch 22.

also I tried that bootstraps thing but the straps broke and I can't afford a new pair on account of I'm poor, thanks for nothing assholes

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Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



JonasSalk posted:

Maybe he could teach you to spell?

Baracula posted:

nice burn, maybe you coild find sone lower hanging fruit if you tried.

E: something about my stupid gay gimmick av maybe

Come on now. Let's not turn on each other at this time of tension that's what the non plats want and if they sense that we're not united then the grubby little bastards will turn on us in a second. Hug it out or something.

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