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Croc Monster
Sep 15, 2007

It's on the menu


Now with hookers and blackjack.

Membership has its privileges, after all.

All first-page posters, in recognition of their cunning foresight to get in on the ground floor, have been automatically issued a custom platinum card with the coveted "SA" date code.



If anyone else wants a card, post in the thread. Your date code will correspond to the page on which you made your request. Page 2: "SA2", page 3 "SA3", etc. Sorry, no custom numbers because


THE PRINCIPALITY OF PLATLANDIA
Platinum Crew is more than just an oasis of style and class in the soupy goopy shitsea of goondom. We are a nation-state operating under the precepts and tenets of a constitutional monarchy.

By grace of Her Royal Highness Aoi-chan of Platlandia
~HRCA2015~

Capital City: Gayhaven
National Anthem: pending
National Motto: pending
National Animal: the platypus
Flag: pending


OUR GOVERNMENT

Lord Prime Minister: Croc Monster
Tea Lady : Gypsum Fantastic
Minister of Internal Security: Infidel Castro
Lord Chief Viceroy: Beige
Lord Chancellor of Health and Human Services: Quickscope420dad
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Wall Balls
Minister of Communications: chaosbreather
Miniser of Leisure: Frankenstyle
First Lord Registrar of Polls: SHISHKABOB
Minister of Propaganda: Al Borland
First Sea Lord of the Admiralty: Broenheim
Master of Whisperers: Majorian
Minister of Commerce: Deki
Lord High Commissioner of Sanitation: Howard Beale
Surgeon General: wilbur.walsh
Lord Minister of Health and Fitness: KimJongUnstoppable
Lord High Chancellor of Education: ProfessorMurder
Lord High General of the Armies: Pershing
Lord High Commissioner of Nautical Sciences: InFlames235
Ambassador to Night Crew: Old Dirty Cumburgs
Ambassador to BYOB: Iggy Koopa
Ambassador to Work Crew: COOL CORN
Enfant Terrible: friendly craig
Poet Laureate: ATCG
Master of Horse: the brotherly phl
Plague Doctor: InsanityIsCrazy

RETIRED/DECEASED/TERMINATED/KIA/OTHER
Ambassador to Night Crew: mazzi Chart Czar de-platted
Crew Stupid rear end Piece of poo poo Executive: Bull Runner FIRED

SERVICE IS ITS OWN REWARD

Platinum crew members may display the following service badges and awards as appropriate:


First Page Poster Award
Awarded in recognition of early supporters, it may only be displayed by those plats who posted on the first page.


Government Service Badge
May be displayed by any member of government as listed in the OP.


Retired Government Service Badge
May be displayed by any former member of government. Not applicable to those who remain in service and merely changed position.


Security Services Badge
May be displayed by any member of a government security/intelligence branch as listed in the OP. This may be displayed in addition to your regular Government Service Badge


Ralp's Rangers Unit Badge
May be displayed by any member (active or retired) of the hellthread strike force.


Aoi-chan Royal House Badge
May be displayed by members of the Aoi-chan royal house.


Landed Gentry Recognition Badge
May be displayed by those with the word "Lord" or "Lady" in their government titles.


Meritorious Service Award
Awarded to those who have directly engaged any non-plat combatants in this thread. At the discretion of the Prime Minister, may also be conferred upon those who have gently engaged hostile fellow plats.


Industrial Service Award
Awarded to those who have contributed any form of original artwork to the platinum crew.


Hell is for Heroes Unit Badge
For members of both hellcrew and platinum crew.


BYOB Homestead Badge
May be displayed by BYOB regulars who have joined the platinum crew.


Platinum Cross, 3rd Class
May be displayed by anyone with any TWO of the following: platinum, custom avatar, archives, no ads.


Platinum Cross, 2nd Class
May be displayed by anyone with any THREE of the following: platinum, custom avatar, archives, no ads.


Platinum Cross, 1st Class
May be displayed by anyone with ALL of the following: platinum, custom avatar, archives, no ads.


Platinum Cross of Honor
This award can only be issued by the Prime Minister, in recognition for service above and beyond the necessary call of duty. This award stands on its own, and does not preclude the recipient from also displaying one of the above classed Platinum Cross medals.


WE ARE HERE FOR YOU

The Platinum Crew Government serves the needs of all platinums. You are safe here with us, and our Minister of Internal Security is eager to help! Would you like to know more?



OUTREACH IS IMPORTANT

Nonplats need our help! The violent ones need reprogramming. The ignorant ones need education. Our Minister of Communications is here for any nonplat requiring aid and guidance. Would you like to know more?


Croc Monster fucked around with this message at Apr 10, 2015 around 18:59

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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012



but what's your favorite anime?

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

Do I turn you ON?


about god drat time my incredible posting gets recognized

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

We've run outta retro!

Counterpoint: I suck pretty bad.

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


well done. i would expect nothing less from a prestigious platinum user

Superbus MAS
Aug 7, 2013


check you're privilege

Roy
Sep 24, 2007


great post, op

jolly good show

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012


come to daddy


5'd












Shirley Crabtree fucked around with this message at Aug 17, 2014 around 18:12

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

The sky calls to us


I knew it was a 5 thread without even reading it.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

I'm breaking this trend with a post that does not contain a clapping image.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012


finally a crew an unemployed daywalker like me can call home

Baracula
Dec 30, 2010

One, two, three trillion! Ah hah hah!

gotta get in on the ground floor of this 5 thread!


First Page Poster Award


Style. Class. PMs.
Plat crew.
FIRST PAGE PLAT POSTER

Baracula fucked around with this message at Aug 17, 2014 around 09:29

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

http://frank.club

Represent

Voted: platinum

Broenheim
Feb 25, 2014


I have my maid do my posting


The Original Platinum - First Sea Lord of the Admirality Broenheim
Distinguished Member of the Platinum Crew:

Broenheim fucked around with this message at Aug 17, 2014 around 23:34

FadingChord
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.



If having Platinum is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on earth!

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007

Xbro's for life.

anybody spare some plat? plat? need some plat here thats a nice wife you got there spare some plat? plat?? plat please? got some plat?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012


come to daddy


ethanol posted:

anybody spare some plat? plat? need some plat here thats a nice wife you got there spare some plat? plat?? plat please? got some plat?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

30 Minute Shepherd's Pie


"MONEY! It's a gas."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkhX5W7JoWI

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

We've run outta retro!

Getting this grenade is literally the only thing I've ever accomplished in life.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005
You can't pull rank on murder.

Am I platinum I don't know I might be but only because I'm terrible with money

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

There's no sense in nonsense
Especially when the heat's hot

i forget

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

There's no sense in nonsense
Especially when the heat's hot

oh cool, gonna strut into the club

Rrussom
May 13, 2009
I wish more games featured women turning into toilets. I want toilet transformers.

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Am I platinum I don't know I might be but only because I'm terrible with money

P sure that square by your name says that, yes, you definitely ARE terrible with money.

Back To 99
Jan 24, 2014


Hello fellow platinum users!

Sagan
Jan 26, 2005

Welcome to your new existance, mein doppelganger!

That's great, but where can I upgrade to a SOMETHING AWFUL GOLD account?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012


come to daddy


Sagan posted:

That's great, but where can I upgrade to a SOMETHING AWFUL GOLD account?

Youre silly, order of best goes platinum > gold > silver > bronze > tupperware > cardboard

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

The sky calls to us


Back To 99 posted:

Hello fellow platinum users!

Sagan
Jan 26, 2005

Welcome to your new existance, mein doppelganger!

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Youre silly, order of best goes platinum > gold > silver > bronze > tupperware > cardboard

tupperware should be a purchasable account level imo

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003



I haven't felt this privileged since I got my Burger King 15% off VIP card and my Wendy's free small frosty for one year key fob.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7v0pvBo1VE

Quorthy
Apr 26, 2003



checking to see if i have it *fingers crossed*

edit: gently caress yeah

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010




A crown fit for a goon king

The Belgian
Oct 28, 2008

Truly a better person than you


having plat is p nice

CruJones
Feb 22, 2006

Its okay. Hes just admiring the shape of your skull.

Serious question: what does platinum do?

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010
If I played this game in high school I would have showed up to school with a real gun and used it by now

Jokes on Lowtax I was gonna buy an AV to show i have money now I don't need to

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



CruJones posted:

Serious question: what does platinum do?

Pumps up your self-importance. Is there really a price on egotism?

Baracula
Dec 30, 2010

One, two, three trillion! Ah hah hah!

CruJones posted:

Serious question: what does platinum do?

adds a solid six to your dong.

Croc Monster
Sep 15, 2007

It's on the menu


Baracula posted:

adds a solid six to your dong.

This right here.

--Platinum Crew Lord Prime Minister--







join here
plat privilege: simply the best

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010


Baracula posted:

adds a solid six to your dong.

fuckin right

jon joe
Oct 19, 2011



Baracula posted:

adds a solid six to your dong.

and coats it in platinum

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007

Xbro's for life.

I am going to walk into the hottest subforum on sa and i'm going to annihilate every plat slut I find in there

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