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plumper fuckbus
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.


Possible features could include:
Diamond username badge
A hidden forum where only diamond upgrade members can post ("Diamond Den" might be a good name)
The ability to send letters through "snail mail" to other diamond members
A set of emoticons that only diamond members can utilize
Special VIP access to any future goonmeets

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Sweet Tea
Dec 25, 2012

It's called 'English Breakfast'

oh ya sounds great

Broenheim
Feb 25, 2014

Don't judge me just because I'm a trans cat

Platinum users burden

Stealthgerbil
Dec 15, 2004


but do i get a t-shirt

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



Now we're diamond dogs.

baw
Nov 5, 2008
RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

i would pay for it, just for the badge

gannyGrabber
May 8, 2012

Curses are the crutches of inarticulate motherfuckers.


Diamond upgrade: after getting banned you can re-reg for only $9.50

TheDead1
Aug 12, 2007


buying the upgrade gets you shipped off to a diamond mine

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 35 hours!


gannyGrabber posted:

Diamond upgrade: after getting banned you can re-reg for only $9.50
Pays for itself in no time.

plumper fuckbus
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.


Ability to ban one non-plat of your choosing

Remora
Aug 15, 2010


plumper fuckbus posted:

Ability to ban one non-plat of your choosing

unironically this

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!


why would anyone wanna go too another

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003



I wouldn't mind having an upgrade with the users birthstone as a signifier.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


yeah nobody suggested anything like this in any of the many plat-curious threads or the kick starter thread gj op

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



-a signed copy of Home Alone 2, signed by our very own Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
-a signed egg, signed by Jon Hendren who is forced to do so at butterknifepoint

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008


you irl posted:

yeah nobody suggested anything like this in any of the many plat-curious threads or the kick starter thread gj op

plats aren't very smart. they paid twice to post in the same forum, they have to post the same thing twice several times to get their moneys worth.

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


What about some sort of crossbreed between an octopus and a mexican?

Baracula
Dec 30, 2010

One, two, three trillion! Ah hah hah!

brick cow posted:

plats aren't very smart. they paid twice to post in the same forum, they have to post the same thing twice several times to get their moneys worth.

-posted by telegraph key from a seedy alleyway

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax


I've already sent Lowtax my money.

bluewedge
Sep 17, 2006


Diamond users get to use a unique thread tag:

Deathmatch; Two posters enter, mods decide who gets banned

never trust an elf
Aug 30, 2005


Make a 1% upgrade that puts a little 1% next to the users name for $2000

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005



plumper fuckbus

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

Turbine trip
Reactor trip

We need to find some way to trick Three Olives to pay all of the hosting/legal bills for SA.

Like the ultra-black-diamond member level for $1000 a month.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


Stealthgerbil posted:

but do i get a t-shirt

yes but all the XXLs are sold out

psyman
Nov 1, 2008



Imagine if the forums cost $100 to join.

My god, the exclusivity, the posting quality...

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

We will make everything... Metal

Perfect for Three Olives

catpowerd
Jan 9, 2008

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow

$50 orbital strike pack allows you to ban one member of your choice

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


i propose an upgrade that activates the search and image upload functions

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

i just want your sufferings ~ your bloods and fluid ~ your stupid fucking tiny skeleton ~


the ability to inflict upon you, fucker OP, a snake bit from a rattlesnake with the press of a button

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