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sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

don't you know?


i know at least some people over there have to live in decent, well decorated homes but evry porn i watch it's always a really lovely looking place with various tacky knickknacks and a rug or two on the wall.

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



And here I came into the thread expecting it to be all the "son rapes mother" porn from russia.


It's innocent how I know this, I swear.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006



sexy mouse posted:

i know at least some people over there have to live in decent, well decorated homes but evry porn i watch it's always a really lovely looking place with various tacky knickknacks and a rug or two on the wall.

Do the guys all wear track suits?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Revengeful corpse out to kill Smell the stench, your guts will spill
Vomit for a mind, maggots for a cock With his axe the corpse will chop


Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006




holy poo poo arent those from STALKER?

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Only would be hot if she showed us her starved body and easily visible ribcage.

MALE SHOEGAZE
Oct 1, 2002



a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



happy halloween!

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006




I too wonder where her organs are.

Timespy
Jul 6, 2013

No bond but to do just ones



JFC that's some Silent Hill level poo poo.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

+++THREADNAUGHT+++



legit loving scary and my boner ran off to hide

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 9, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR


sexy mouse posted:

i know at least some people over there have to live in decent, well decorated homes but evry porn i watch it's always a really lovely looking place with various tacky knickknacks and a rug or two on the wall.

yeah and then some kid that looks like 19 or 20 has to bang some old woman with short bleach blond hair that looks like his mom

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

Al Borland posted:

I too wonder where her organs are.

sold them of course.

or they got stolen

not sure which is worse

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




russian porn has taught me that every russian man looks bored while having sex

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007

King Kong of Megadongs

Gobblin' them mega schlongs

Makin' sure they mega long

Stroke 'em if they mega strong


in eastern europe random women will have anal sex with you in a toilet if you offer them enough zlotys

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

in eastern europe random women will have anal sex with you in a toilet if you offer them enough zlotys

can confirm this is true

and by anal sex with you, they'll peg you in the rear end afterwards if you want

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012


I know czech streets has to be fake so goddamn can those czechs act

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


sexy mouse posted:

i know at least some people over there have to live in decent, well decorated homes but evry porn i watch it's always a really lovely looking place with various tacky knickknacks and a rug or two on the wall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g91xkISmp2g

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



that's actually a cool(+dumb) idea but lol at the guy at 0:10

e: wait isn't this ghuy actually ukrainian he says magnetron funny

a hole-y ghost fucked around with this message at Aug 16, 2014 around 21:58

Roy
Sep 24, 2007



PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010



ooh baby i want to diagram you like an ant.

(the skinny bit is called the petiole and it separates the thorax and abdomen)

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

I used to be respectable. I made dresses. Beautiful, beautiful dresses.

It's the same for gay russian porn too. I think all porn in russia is filmed in the one house.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


having a nice house in russia means that your rugs are bigger

ajheretic666
Sep 8, 2008



Spine-tingling.

MALE SHOEGAZE
Oct 1, 2002


iall i can think about is that if she misses a single step she's gonna slip a lot of vertbraes

Sheng-ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded.



wowza

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

dat bitch scary

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



Parallax Scroll posted:

dat bitch scary

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


Does wearing a corset involve a long spell of diarrhea?

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*


russian porn has taught me that almost all russian women are smoking hot, but they love skinny skinheads

is the reality not far from the truth?

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*


sexy mouse posted:

i know at least some people over there have to live in decent, well decorated homes but evry porn i watch it's always a really lovely looking place with various tacky knickknacks and a rug or two on the wall.

well it's about realism

why do you think they're so quiet, loving in the living room like that?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

you appear to have fallen off your log to some extent

#thinshaming

never trust an elf
Aug 30, 2005


She used the very last bit of life in her to execute that spine tingling strut

rejutka
May 28, 2004

The body, the body. Oh, yes!



If I gently caress her is Vincent Price going to narrate the STI I'd get?

Leo Showers
Nov 9, 2013




i'd tap that

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA



rejutka posted:

If I gently caress her is Vincent Price going to narrate the STI I'd get?

I want vincent price to narrate my life in the same kinda style like that game Bastion

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


sexy mouse posted:

i know at least some people over there have to live in decent, well decorated homes but evry porn i watch it's always a really lovely looking place with various tacky knickknacks and a rug or two on the wall.

American porn basically has glamorous west coast modern architecture mansions that most people could never afford.

russian porn is basically two people getting it on in a nasty tenement like building.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

LAMIERDAROJA




dat thigh gap

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


This is good Vincent price movie:

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