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Inevitable posted:So. Capitalism. Really worked out for Russia, huh? nothing has ever really worked out for Russia tbh
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Secks Cauldron posted:That doesn't explain why her arms and legs look like they belong to a Holocaust victim. She is also super skinny and most likely anorexic on top of that. Here are photos of her both corsetted and non-corsetted. https://www.google.com/search?q=Ioa...iw=1143&bih=628
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Russian cam girls are the worst. Even the cute ones are gross. They'll do poo poo like scratch their butthole and smell their fingers, or belch while rolling up a big meaty booger to flip across their 1970s-looking bedrooms. Really distracting. Better than the Romanian girls, though.
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Aug 17, 2014 08:05
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Jesus, now I'm contemplating putting a God drat rug on my wall.
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Aug 17, 2014 08:26
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TheIllestVillain posted:why is there rug on the wall Because in anywhere that was once ruled by a white guy who called himself a Khan how awesome your rugs are is a sign of wealth. But since rugs get used all the time (hence being able to replace them making you a moneyhaver) eventually poor people started hanging their rugs on walls so they wouldn't get all messy. Really rich dudes do it too because eventually you are rich enough to run out of floorspace for your Smaug-esque rug hoard. They have to make double triple sure to hang them up for porn because nothing ruins a rug like a fresh steamy jizz pile and the Russian granny who owns the house/is getting triple teamed will loving rip your arm off and eat it if you ruin the rug Great Uncle Ivan looted from the Tsars palace.
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Aug 17, 2014 08:28
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When did Jack Skellington become a tranny?
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Because in anywhere that was once ruled by a white guy who called himself a Khan how awesome your rugs are is a sign of wealth. But since rugs get used all the time (hence being able to replace them making you a moneyhaver) eventually poor people started hanging their rugs on walls so they wouldn't get all messy. Really rich dudes do it too because eventually you are rich enough to run out of floorspace for your Smaug-esque rug hoard. They have to make double triple sure to hang them up for porn because nothing ruins a rug like a fresh steamy jizz pile and the Russian granny who owns the house/is getting triple teamed will loving rip your arm off and eat it if you ruin the rug Great Uncle Ivan looted from the Tsars palace. Now I have to put a loving rug on my wall.
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Vastarien posted:Russian cam girls are the worst. Even the cute ones are gross. They'll do poo poo like scratch their butthole and smell their fingers, or belch while rolling up a big meaty booger to flip across their 1970s-looking bedrooms. Really distracting. hosed up man
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Aug 17, 2014 08:38
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Yikes http://imgur.com/deKucJL
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Aug 17, 2014 08:42
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wall rugs and euro sockets are to russian porn what hotel art and bad curtains are to american porn
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Aug 17, 2014 09:16
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syphilis is making a comeback because of the slavic sex industry
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Aug 17, 2014 10:15
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Howard Beale posted:wall rugs and euro sockets are to russian porn what hotel art and bad curtains are to american porn Why can't porn crews hire an interior designer? I just saw one last night where in the scenario the guy was supposed to be rich but he had poo poo like fake ivy along the crown moulding & the rugs were tragic catalog looking and haphazardly strewn about the floor. It looked like his tacky nana just died & he was trying to get through the grieving process by sodomizing cokeheads in her house. It really takes me out of the fantasy when I see IKEA furniture in a mansion or someone gets bent over an ottoman covered in a faux fur throw I saw at Target. I had to stop watching a porn once because the walls clashed so terribly with the carpet that I could no longer maintain my suspension of disbelief. Michael Sheen?!
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Aug 17, 2014 10:20
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I think it's cool you can do this even if I find it gross as hell
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Aug 17, 2014 10:21
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Business Octopus posted:seriouspost: russians hang rugs on the walls to provide some small amount of insulation becuase all of their buildings are poorly built and terrible and life is awful there It actually has more to do with Russian quiltmaking. Hanging some crappy rug you bought at the store is like the low-rent version of hanging a family-made quilt, or some artisan-made quilt you would hang as a sign of status. But yes, insulation + blocking out noise from paper-thin walls is also a factor.
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Aug 17, 2014 10:28
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Aug 17, 2014 10:32
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Mnemosyne posted:It's a chick wearing a corset, you weirdos, she's not actually shaped like that. told you she was fat she's not letting her lovely titty spill out over the top in some kind of amorphous lump, though, so C+ i guess
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Aug 17, 2014 10:33
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sexy mouse posted:i know at least some people over there have to live in decent, well decorated homes but yeah, you definitely have the wrong impression
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Trixie Hardcore posted:
it's uncanny. It seems like people with weird fetishes settle for what they can get face-wise. An attractive face is a bonus. Feces smeared all over their bodies is however a requirement.
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Aug 17, 2014 10:58
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if i followed the advice of this thread i would have hosed an anorexic bitch tonight!
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Why can't porn crews hire an interior designer? I just saw one last night where in the scenario the guy was supposed to be rich but he had poo poo like fake ivy along the crown moulding & the rugs were tragic catalog looking and haphazardly strewn about the floor. It looked like his tacky nana just died & he was trying to get through the grieving process by sodomizing cokeheads in her house. It really takes me out of the fantasy when I see IKEA furniture in a mansion or someone gets bent over an ottoman covered in a faux fur throw I saw at Target. I had to stop watching a porn once because the walls clashed so terribly with the carpet that I could no longer maintain my suspension of disbelief. also the house in not the brady bunch in no way resembled the original, the rooms were not configured as they were on the show, immersion ruined
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Aug 17, 2014 11:42
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the sparkly purple streamer is a nice touch
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does one hoover wall rugs?
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Aug 17, 2014 12:22
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north of the 49th parallel everyone's ugly and everything's depressing and terrible. its a scientific fact
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Aug 17, 2014 12:37
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Spacedad posted:It actually has more to do with Russian quiltmaking. Hanging some crappy rug you bought at the store is like the low-rent version of hanging a family-made quilt, or some artisan-made quilt you would hang as a sign of status. You're gonna need all insulation you can get when it's -22 degrees outside and the walls around you were built like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy_H0g94iAs
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Aug 17, 2014 12:38
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lol at all the noob rug-talk where else are you going to put your expensive rug? would you put it on the floor, where your dirty feet live?
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Aug 17, 2014 12:45
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put this guy in some track pants and we're approachign peak russian
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Aug 17, 2014 13:55
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The corset is to hide the fact that her internal organs are visible through her skin.
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Aug 17, 2014 14:19
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her ribs were cut out drat gurl
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Aug 17, 2014 14:30
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i google Ioana Spangenberg ribs removed
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Aug 17, 2014 14:30
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fyodor posted:i google Ioana Spangenberg ribs removed adding on to my sex change order
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her waist is now a sphincter.
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Aug 17, 2014 14:37
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stop posting gifs of that awful woman they're harder to look at than goatse
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Cream_Filling posted:put this guy in some track pants and we're approachign peak russian 
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Aug 17, 2014 14:54
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track suit doesnt even match 3/10 bad slav
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US porn creates a false glamour alternative reality, russian porn shows the authentic innate misery of the country.
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