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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Death to everyone who doesn't have the grenade by their username.

(launches a real grenade at a huddle of poor dirty non-plats)

We must defeat them before they unite and come after us with their diseases or something.

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Jz0jmYuUQ

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

i declare i'm gay

Foran
Apr 19, 2008

Garry's Mod is an Art
fart

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Yes.... use the poison gas on the poors....

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Retail Slave posted:

Yes.... use the poison gas on the poors....

Can we also use it on people who say cuck?

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Ok

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord

Retail Slave posted:

Death to everyone who doesn't have the grenade by their username.

(launches a real grenade at a huddle of poor dirty non-plats)

We must defeat them before they unite and come after us with their diseases or something.

this is a loving terrible idea, you gonna wash your own clothes? mow your own lawn?

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

sluggo is mad posted:

this is a loving terrible idea, you gonna wash your own clothes? mow your own lawn?

who will work the meme fields

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

sluggo is mad posted:

this is a loving terrible idea, you gonna wash your own clothes? mow your own lawn?

We'll retain a few of the more non-threatening ones for slave labor.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

You people have entirely too much time on your hands.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

i wish i have plat, but i spent it all on star citizen constellation packages :-/

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kumo posted:

You people have entirely too much time on your hands.

*kills u*

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

Ghaz posted:

i wish i have plat, but i spent it all on star citizen constellation packages :-/

See poverty is self perpetuating.

VibrioCholera
Mar 7, 2003
I knew I made a solid choice. This war was inevitable.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

world war three..... be all that you can be

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?
Isn't something awful kind of like Scientology? Paying money to level up

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
*throws garbage can through this thread's window*

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Retail Slave posted:

Let them eat cuck

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


if being plat means being on the same side as Retail Slave I'll keep my :10bux: thanks anyway

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I had plat, thank you. I got banned for posting that picture of an old hobo flashing his dick at a family who're running away. I'm not paying again cause platinum is poo poo.

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
lol i know, literally no function of platinum works

SpudCat
Mar 12, 2012

yay more grenades, but does poo poo actually work now?

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
i volunteer to put myself on the front lines

slaughtering as many non plats as possible before dying for cause

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

historically poors make the best warriors and fighters so... good luck i guesses!~

Dr. Carwash
Sep 16, 2006

Senpai...
bring it on pussy

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

i bought condoms for sex with women instead of buying a grenade next to my name on a online forum :confused:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
allahu ackbar

allahu ackbar

allahu ackbar

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
The grenades let us know who's enough of a loser to purchase not only a forum account but flair for their forum account. It's laughable to watch these pitiful nerds struggling to summon their long-lost feelings of superiority. Haw haw haw! Yes, I'm definitely the cool one here. :c00lbert:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Real Platinums use the "ignore" function for all non plats


Please don't quote non plats and subject me to their peasantry

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

toggle posted:

i bought condoms for sex with women instead of buying a grenade next to my name on a online forum :confused:

loving. pathetic.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

buttplug icons for erryone!

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
all goons are equal.

but some are less equal than others.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

toggle posted:

i bought a large quarter pounder meal instead of buying a grenade next to my name on a online forum :confused:

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

toggle posted:

i bought condoms for sex with women instead of buying a grenade next to my name on a online forum :confused:

i like this post

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

toggle posted:

i bought condoms for sex with women instead of buying a grenade next to my name on a online forum :confused:

no woman would willingly have sex with a non-plat, this 'man' is clearly a rapist

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I'm not intimidated by a Packers fan. Easiest war ever.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Is it too late to surrender???

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Plat is actually Tibetan for "Penisless man"

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